Why is it...
 

that everytime i visit this site i shit my trousers?

Subliminal brown noise

Maybe your mind has taken the place of your anus.

Total anal arousement.

because HDC stands for

Horribly Dramatic Crohn's Disease - - - and immediate defecation is the main symptom

Thats why this place stinks so much lately.

Everytime? Must be "anal retentive!"

true



and jay maybe because the site of the same shit over and over agian make you wanna take a massive shat

Re: Why is it...
 

Because we have (or at least I do) have the repulsiviness of a monkey's ass, and it makes you shit your pants! Or maybe you're just too damn excited to post on this site again!

BTW, since taking that shit, do your pants fit better?

It happens to all of us...we just don't admit it.



OOPS...;)

HDC: We'll Make Ya Poop
HDC: Bring a fresh pair of pants

Re: Why is it...
 

quite possibly from regularly being on the recieving end of some back door action..... Your sphincter muscle just isn't as tight as it used to be and it lets loose under the smallest amount of pressure..... that's probably why You're getting the shit in Your trousers.:D

Try putting a cork in Your ass before You visit the site, that should stop any anal leakage that could occur.

Re: Re: Why is it...
 

you say this as if a monkey's ass is naturally repulsive - - - i beg to differ!

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Sorry, I meant to say as repulsive as all but Zero's monkey ass! His is just too damn beautiful! :p

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i and - my hairy simian ass - thank you

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You're welcome!

oh my god - my ass just said "you're welcome"

i've got a talking ass (and i thought the only talking ass was in the White House!??!?!?!)

:confused: :eek:

LMFAO!!! You forgot about Jim Carrey's ass!

you mean Jim Carrey's ass is NOT in the White House??? THEN WHOSE ASS IS SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT?!?!?!?!?

Uhhh, I don't know. I think it's that kid who played Alfafa in "The Little Rascals" movie (not the tv show). I mean, he's a walking ass! FACTOID: Every time Alfafa's hair goes up into that stupid little point, it means he just got another dick rammed up his ass!

LMAO -- so that's what "little rascals" meant

Re: Why is it...
 

Because we make you feel all warm and mushy on the inside.