Help with Death!
 

Hey, I need help w/ something. I am trying to make a horror movie with my friends. I need some cool, awesome, LOW BUDGET ways to die. Any ideas? I would be grateful. Thnx!

old age
choking
sudden massive heart attack
SIDS
severe pummeling
autoerotic asphyxiation

Re: Help with Death!
 

poisoning
heart attack
hypothermia
drowning
slip on a banana peel
cerebral hematoma

LOL ... :D

starvation
raped to death
scared to death
loud noises
brain swelling
AIDS

erotic effixiation (sp?)

autoerotic asphyxiation (like I said before)

how about, killed by members of HDC because i bet you that this guy isnt planning on staying.

damn you, i didnt all the way ready through it. I hate you Sam, that was my suggestion!!
lol

dysentery
SARS
mad cow
bird flu
abscessed tooth
malaria
polio

oh, go autoerotically asphyxiate yourself

how many ways can one man just die..
through boredom or lust..
from maggots to flies..
You shoot him..he's stabbed
ass covered in crabs..
hes dropped .he is burnt..
still no lesson learnt..
electrical zaps..
a chick gave him 'claps'..
he's neutered ..he's fazed..
hes come down with aids..
hes poisoned ..hes dumb..
took too long to cum..

but nothings compared to this torture
i fear..
a woman ..hence scorned ...
can sort through and pick..
she'll offer a blow job..
then ..bite off your dick !!:D

'an original by Stubbornforgey' 1999

Hey i dont want anything nasty on my post. I REALLY need low budget deaths by May. that is when we are making the movie. no if you are all going to be gross, dont bother to post.

you want low budget deaths, but you don't want anything gross? Geez, come back when you grow a pair. All of these deaths require little-to-no budget. If you can think of anything that's more suited to your needs, use that. May I suggest someone being hugged to death? Or what about death by Rainbows? Neither of those are gross

Crushed to death by a stack of Action Comics #1

I am going to go do that right now Sam!

:(

Meanie

not gross as in gory. gross as in nothing sexual or erotic. we want to show this movie in our senior year of high school. it has to be gory, but not erotic.

a tongue job from nana ??

how rude,you came here asking for help....we help and now your giving us an ultimatum!these posts are all choice death ideas...sort it out yourself ingrate!!:mad:

are you actually showing it IN your school? If so, I'd avoid gory as well, you might get carted off to the nut house.

Anywho, there've been plenty of non-sexual deaths as well. If you're gonna get sand up your twat about 2 sex-related death ideas, then bugger off

in other words... BYEBYE


how about fucked to death? thats not erotic is it?

actually, there's NOTHING erotic about the asphyxiation or raped to death ideas. If you think they're erotic, then you've got problems

Uhhh not nasty and cheap, drowning. Tumor? What about boredom? You could show your movie!

OH MY GOD!!! That would scare the shit out of me! I wouldn't be able to sleep for days!

You're going to show this in your senior year at hig school? What school do you go to where you can show gore in your movies? I'd get in deep shit if I did that at my high school! Oh, and if you don't want stupid responses like you're getting (no offense guys), then don't expect any responses.

hey, choking, raped to death, and loud noises are NOT stupid responses. The rest, yeah. But not those three, damnit. NOT THOSE THREE!

How'd I miss those three? Raped to death is a great way to die in a horror movie!

How about this one:

Died in middle of ejaculation

it's a good way to die, but not in a horror movie

The ejaculation or the raped to death?

clipping off skin with finger nail clipper and they bleed to death

Hey, drowning is a cheap and very terrifying looking death especially if there's lots of thrashing. I misunderstood the nothing gross thing so I'll try to be more helpful heh. What's your script like? You could use things like heart attacks, attacks from behind with the camera in front which eliminates the need for gore but you need convincing acting. Hmmmm, choking somebody by shoving something down their throat is always cool too. Strangling is great with guitar strings, cables, etc... and I guess that's it. Ooo what about a large airhorn against the ear, that could cause some damage heh. Oh! Buried alive! Cheap wood box and a shovel can provide a good terrifying scene especially since so many people fear being buried alive.

the death in mid-cum

you can'ttt tell me what to doooo you arent my mommm.

Oh okay. That'd be a great way to die! Imagine going to the Gates of Heaven (or Hell) and them asking you "How'd you die?" I'd have the biggest smile on my face! :D

my suggestions aint dumb..
'mumble'

they are actual ways of dying..
yes ..even having ones dick bitten off..

being stabbed ..poisoned..electrocuted..

how the fuck else is there .

'mumble some more'
'stubborn stomps her foot and breaks a cracker'

Worked in Last House lol.

Look guys, i am sorry if i hurt anyone of ya'lls feelings. I am just under a lot of stress trying to finish the movie. I really DO appreciate all of ya'lls help, just bear with me okay?

If you're under stress trying to FINISH the movie, then it's a little late to be thinking up ways to die. No, I won't bear with you. If you're going to be a little bitch about the whole thing then fuck you.

I meant the script, not the movie itself. Look, hey no hard feelings okay?

LOL.
stress ..you wanna know about stress..
have kids..especially girls.