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Zero's Fortune Cookie
Having just finished a horrid chinese take-out (I swear I saw a leash mark on the 'beef') I am soon to open my fortune cookie
I have opened this thread to allow people to predict what my fortune will be. I will reveal all at exactly 8:00pm Eastern Standard Time. The winner will receive the fortune and the celophane wrapper - mailed to them with an autographed picture of everyone's favorite numeral - me! |
allow me to be the first to post a reply to chimp boy.
Whatever the fortune is, remember to say the phrase "in bed" after reading it out loud, it's a must As for the fortune... "confucious say man with hairy ass needs lotion" ................."in bed" |
Hmm....I'm guessing it will say something like....
"An old friend will contact you again...you should tell them you now prefer new friends" ;) |
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:D |
"You will soon embark upon a journey of discovery"
or possibly, "Werewolves are creeping up to you as you sleep tonight" or possibly "What you think you know, you only think you know." |
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oh my god - that's exactly what my ex said??!! |
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Poor lil monkey *hands zero a case of beer* It'll all be ok in a few months when you're done crying and drinking yourself into oblivion. btw....I'm game for helping with the drinking into oblivion. |
given the overwhelming response - i've decided to extend the exciting fortune cookie contest until 8:30 EST
get those guesses in and be here for the big opening! |
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remember the prize you could win: the actual fortune the celophane wrapper and. . . hold on to your hats kiddies . . . an autograph from Zero himself - - - try not to faint |
"You're going to find some money in a dude's face"
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you will take it upon yourself to make someones day better
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.................in bed |
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LMAO! ;) Silly:p |
"You will sleep tonight"
IN BED hahahahaha.....that works pretty good. |
leave it to Newb to make even the most stupidly amusing jokes mundane :D
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"For every door that closes two more will open."
"You are a born leader." "Your accomplishments will be recognized today." "The first day of the rest of your life begins today." "You make those around you happy." "You don't place people on pedestals." "This insert has a protective coating." |
You will die tonight....In bed. The words from that cookie shall be engraved on your tombstone.
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And leave it to marrow to add that cute lil morbid view of hers to keep us all enthrawled.
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Hmmm - tough one here. the actual fortune was:
"You are busy but you are happy" which, in all fairness, doesn't sound like any of the predictions. I suppose if anyone actually wants to win we could have the tie-breaker round - On the back of the fortune are a series of "lucky numbers;" first one to pick one of those numbers wins one of those prizes. Let the games begin! |
Damn Zero, What happened to 8:30am? It's 9:14 here.:D Anyways....
"You will live out the rest of your days in happiness and wealth" ^^^ I've gotten three that said that exact same thing. So it's a good bet yours will. Or maybe there never was a fortune cookie.:confused: |
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Grrrr.... You finished typing before me. |
so ---- guess a number (there's like a billion on the back of the slip)
YOU COULD BE A WINNER |
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33 49 28 6 |
I bags 1 through to 10000000000001 :D
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4 8 15 16 23 42
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'stubborn mumbles' |
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12.
just 12 |
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CONGRATS VC!!! |
how come he won??
Its the male gender thing ain't it .. Em going to the human rights commission about this. oh yeah ..congrats Vamp ..ya ass kisser you :D |
just so everyone knows...........
this entire post was a chimp scheme to get attention.... ......in bed :D |
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:D |
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My address is: Razeth Vect 1989 Nightmare Alley Shadow Realm BW, 51689 :D |
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