give me your best quote
 

i want good quotes there is a quote for everything and i know some of you out there have some good ones......ok ill start it


if my signature isnt enough then here is another.....for all the procrastenators "the sooner you get behind, the more time you have to catch up"

I hate to say it but this thread has already been mADE.

oh


well scratch it

disregard everything i have said lol

"All you non-conformists are just alike."

Picked that one up off of a bumper sticker and it really made me think. It's got a point.

Did anyone see the new South Park episode with the Goth kids? It was so true that I was in tears laughing.

hey i hope ppl read this...
 

i have two ppl.... hope you guys like it...



1) treat others the way you would want them to treat you.

2) if you ever worried, that today is the end of the world, remember in australia its already tomorrow.

hope you guys liked it..

"Nothing is ever easy."
It is from a book though !

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness...

"Back to you ..... fuckers !!!"
Bruce Allmighty !!!
lollllllll

Read this somewhere earlier in the week:

What do you think of ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

This one is kind of dumb, but quite true to form:
If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet that the water bill is probably higher.

The empty place inside of me is filling up,
I simply cannot get enough,
I want it, oh I want it, oh I want it for my own,
Ive got to know, I've got to know,
What is this place that I have found?
WHAT...IS...THIS???

by Jack Skellington...:)

"the only way to get rid of temptation is to defeat it"

oscar wilde

my friend, who is a recovering alcoholic told me this ,, since I am a recovering alcoholic as well he told me this.. so I say it quit a bit

"If you believe, then you have already taken the first step towards your achievement."

"Anticipation of death is worse than death itself."

that's a good one, grappler! I've never heard that before, but that's damned cool.

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum." - They Live

Man that is great got to write that one down in my book.

I dont know who wrote this but

"it is easier to stab someone in the back than it is to look them
in the eyes. Society is built upon this principle and it is universal
amongst those who rule..."

" A warriors true strength lies not in the body, but in the spirit..."

One of my favorites-

"When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk."
Tuco-The good the bad and the ugly

"look down on me, you will see a fool. Look up at me, you will see your lord. Look straight at me, you will see yourself"

charles manson



When asked what he thinks when he sees a pretty girl walk down the street..
"one side of me says, 'I`d like to talk to her, date her.' the other side of me says, 'I wonder what her head would look like on a stick?'" Edmund Kemper AKA co-ed killer

If you mean movie quotes here are a couple.

"I'm not gonna hurt ya I'm just gonna bash your brains in. Bashe'em right the F*ck in." ----Jack Torrance in the Shining

"Life's a bitch and she's in heat."---Roddy Piper in They Live


Don

ok i ot a good one about bitches

"lifes a bitch then you marry one"

lmao (dont take offense to this ladies it is just a saying):eek:

from half-baked...

Fuck you, Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck YOU. I'm out!!!:cool:

Heres two everyone has probably already heard, but I like them alot...

"Remember my name because You'll be screaming it later"

" IF you can read this the Bitch fell off"
:D

Final destination 2:

"what the fuck are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking, suck on my junk, biaaaatch!"

"if you dont watch out he might whip it out and slap a mushroom in your forehead' HA! HA!

QUOTE FROM ME:
'I HOPE YOU ALL DIE BY YOUR OWN HANDS WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU....GO GET BUSY WITH IT...NOW'

quote
 

'Well hello there Danny, I didn't know it was Hockey season!' 'Can I borrow a knife' 'A small town, a diranged killer, ''Knife After Dark", Rated R for Retarded

''YOUR CHILDHOOD IS OVER THE MOMENT YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE''

are you here for the feeding?

-tom green

also from that south park episode last wednesday.


i feel like my heart has been raped. stan

funny shit there.

quotes
 

i have 2 of them the one may piss off certain ppl but it still is true when u think about

1. found on bumper sticker: "christianity has pagan dna" if u think about its sort of true cuz some pegans were made in to christians so if it pissed any body off well i am sorry

2.
Dawn: I guess sometimes you can't help.

Buffy: So what then? What do you do when you know that? When you know that maybe... you can't help?

from the episode "hlep" season 7 BTVS ( i miss that show)

"ill do my best"
"your best? losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
"carla was the promqueen"
-the rock

what most people call impossible is what they just havent seen before
-robin williams


i got more but im currently braindead

I like that one. It's from The Crow, no?

YEAH IT'S FROM THE CROW FOR AWHILE I THOUGHT NO ONE RECONIZED IT.

"The devil knows more because hes old, than because hes the devil."

hi
 

i have many but ill give you one off the top of my head...........................



learning is fun with freddy


ok so its not mine but ok here is one of mine...............


the rarest thing in the world is the heart of a vampire

hope you liked it
xxxxxx000000
merry x-mas

ok my turn. lol
 

one is my signature and if u dont like that then

-do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
-a blind man and a deaf woman make a really happy couple.
-dont ask just accept

and a couple frm my friends...........
-a good friend stabs you in the front
-do the dew, it tastes great and has the ingredience to moistureize
-a good friend will bail you out of jail a best friend will be sitting w/ you saying damn that was fun!

more of mine
- i can see this conversation has about as much excitement as a rootcanal
-you're more boring than molded cheese on bleached enriched bread.
thats all i have for now!:D

6 men can carry you, or 12 men can judge you, I'll let you decide.

Better to be first in hell than second in heaven.

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

SARCASM...... Just one more service I offer.

YOU are the reason there are warning labels on Preparation H.

Beware of the Vagina Mafia

There is nothing my girl enjoys more than a hot Dickens Cider right before bed.


thinking........................

WHO SAID HE WAS SECOND?

Please pardon the blank stare right now, as Im becoming more confused than a newborn in a topless bar.

Ummmmm who are we talking about? lol

I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THAT QUOTE HAD TO DO WITH SATAN.

ahhhhh k np