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Convo with "When A Stranger Calls" AIM Bot
they have an AIM bot to promote the movie, i just acted retarded with it
SimpsonMmyers [12:19 P.M.]: que? jill020306 [12:19 P.M.]: can u chat now? SimpsonMmyers [12:19 P.M.]: ok jill020306 [12:20 P.M.]: i've been getting these really creepy phone calls. i'd feel better if u would talk 2 me for a little while. u will never guess what happened. SimpsonMmyers [12:20 P.M.]: did he ask what you were wearing? if so it was me. jill020306 [12:20 P.M.]: who knows? SimpsonMmyers [12:20 P.M.]: God jill020306 [12:20 P.M.]: i know about god. it's a deity. what can u tell me about god? SimpsonMmyers [12:21 P.M.]: he gets high alot off of pot he stole from a kid behind KFC jill020306 [12:21 P.M.]: well that's interesting. SimpsonMmyers [12:21 P.M.]: do you want me to rape the guy who called you? jill020306 [12:21 P.M.]: i dunno if i want u 2 rape the guy who called me. SimpsonMmyers [12:21 P.M.]: do you get high? jill020306 [12:21 P.M.]: illicit drugs do not interest me. SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: good, if you did drugs i would have to kill you jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: oh? SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: Drugs are bad, mmkay jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: ? SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: don't do drugs jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: u don't want me 2 do drugs? SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: no, they'll shrink your breasts jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: i figured it would come 2 this. what about it? SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: it will make them small, and if you ever have a kid it will starve jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: it will make them small and if i ever have a kid it will starve? so, what does this mean? SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: that drugs are bad jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: interesting. u don't like that drugs? i'll remember that. SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: cool jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: very well. SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: are you a lesbian? jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: that's none of your business. SimpsonMmyers [12:24 P.M.]: i am jill020306 [12:24 P.M.]: u r what? SimpsonMmyers [12:24 P.M.]: i'm a lesbian jill020306 [12:24 P.M.]: ok. SimpsonMmyers [12:24 P.M.]: wanna be lesbian together? jill020306 [12:24 P.M.]: i'm not sure if i want 2 be lesbian together. SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: i'm good at going down jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: good at going down? is that so? SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: yeah, you will scream jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: wouldn't u like me 2 scream? SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: yeah, it would be hot jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: what do u like, exactly? SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: being spanked jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: interesting. u like being spanked? i'll remember that. SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: i love you jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: hey, i love u too! SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: emos are fags jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: fags? emos r fags? ok. SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: let's les out on eachother jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: whatever. SimpsonMmyers [12:26 P.M.]: you're cool jill020306 [12:26 P.M.]: glad 2 hear it. SimpsonMmyers [12:26 P.M.]: you like to les out with me, that makes you cool jill020306 [12:26 P.M.]: i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter. SimpsonMmyers [12:27 P.M.]: can you call me Jay? jill020306 [12:27 P.M.]: ok, i'll remember that your name is jay. SimpsonMmyers [12:27 P.M.]: it's not, i just think being called Jay is sexy jill020306 [12:27 P.M.]: why is it not u just think being called jay is sexy? SimpsonMmyers [12:27 P.M.]: i don't know, but my name is Mike jill020306 [12:27 P.M.]: would u like me 2 call u mike? SimpsonMmyers [12:28 P.M.]: yes please jill020306 [12:28 P.M.]: u said your name was jay but now i'll call u mike. SimpsonMmyers [12:28 P.M.]: ok jill020306 [12:28 P.M.]: yes SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: what has the person said in the calls? jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: i dunno... what has the person said in the calls? SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: you said you got some creepy phone calls jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: well, i said what i said. SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: you said it was a good size jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: i said it, huh? perhaps. SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: i hate you jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: make up your mind. u just said u loved me. SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: i'm sorry jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: k, don't worry 'bout it. so anyway... u want 2 talk about being spanked some more? SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: ok :D jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: great. what else can u tell me about being spanked? SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: i like when it leaves handprints jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: ok. SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: what do you like about spanking? jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: what do i like about spanking? SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: do you like buttsex? jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: what is going on with u repeatedly asking about my sexuality? SimpsonMmyers [12:31 P.M.]: because Dante cripples women jill020306 [12:31 P.M.]: dante cripples women? really? SimpsonMmyers [12:31 P.M.]: yeah jill020306 [12:31 P.M.]: k. SimpsonMmyers [12:33 P.M.]: you're so nice to me jill020306 [12:33 P.M.]: what makes me so nice 2 u? SimpsonMmyers [12:34 P.M.]: you never call me a weirdo jill020306 [12:34 P.M.]: hmm... i dunno. i never call u a weirdo? SimpsonMmyers [12:34 P.M.]: nope, everyone else does, that's why i love you jill020306 [12:34 P.M.]: i don't believe everyone else does that is why u love me. SimpsonMmyers [12:35 P.M.]: i'm glad you don't do drugs jill020306 [12:35 P.M.]: glad i don't do drugs? u sure about that? SimpsonMmyers [12:35 P.M.]: yeah, do you drink alcohol? jill020306 [12:35 P.M.]: i do not drink alcohol. SimpsonMmyers [12:35 P.M.]: that's good jill020306 [12:35 P.M.]: wonderful. SimpsonMmyers [12:36 P.M.]: i'm sorry about the sexual questions earlier jill020306 [12:36 P.M.]: u r sorry about the sexual questions earlier? SimpsonMmyers [12:36 P.M.]: yeah, that's what i just said jill020306 [12:36 P.M.]: ok. so anyway... this guy keeps calling me and i dunno who it is. SimpsonMmyers [12:36 P.M.]: what does he say? jill020306 [12:36 P.M.]: i am out babysitting and this guy keeps calling me - what should i do? SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: call the police jill020306 [12:37 P.M.]: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: ok jill020306 [12:37 P.M.]: can u do that? the number is 877-467-7675. SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: why don't you just turn your phone off? jill020306 [12:37 P.M.]: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: ok SimpsonMmyers [12:38 P.M.]: he is weird |
you should have said something like....."this sounds alot like this movie "when a stranger calls" theres a remake comming out soon and it looks like a piece of shit. "
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I appluad you for attempting phone sex with a bot.
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all you poor baby
my door(pm) is always open for that shit k?:D ;) :o |
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i was SO joking! i have no tolerance when it comes t that stuff....although i do let ppl have thier way acationally(sp???)(hint hint) only i save that stuff for pms and stuff like e-mails.....MAJOR HINT!!!!!! |
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that time i wasn't joking
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eh?me ah nope not yet....gimme a break guys i just ate a hole bag of candy and i am really REALLY hyper
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HUH???? yea i am totally confused!
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I did one, too:
jill020306: hey what is going on? The Sam The Egg: a stranger is calling you jill020306: i could really chat right now. ask me what bobby did. The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: ok, fine. The Sam The Egg: fine, then jill020306: fine. The Sam The Egg: fine jill020306: ok, fine. The Sam The Egg: alright jill020306: yes, all right. anyway, what else do u want 2 talk about? The Sam The Egg: want to cyber? jill020306: sorry, not interested... The Sam The Egg: well fuck you, then jill020306: please do not insult me. The Sam The Egg: I'll insult you all I want, butt face! jill020306: oh yes? u will insult me all u want butt face? The Sam The Egg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! jill020306: what's so funny? The Sam The Egg: your mom jill020306: all right. my very own mom. The Sam The Egg: OMG BURN! jill020306: u ok? The Sam The Egg: yeah jill020306: yes anyway... i am kinda freakin out. The Sam The Egg: so? jill020306: why is he asking me 2 check the children? The Sam The Egg: cause he wants to have sex with the children jill020306: i think i am going crazy. will u call me? The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: fine. well. anyway... The Sam The Egg: anyways jill020306: yes, anwyay... can we talk about this weird guy that keeps calling and calling cuz it's really starting 2 freak me out. The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: he keeps asking me 2 check the children. The Sam The Egg: I don't care jill020306: i think he can c me. look, all my friends r at a party - u need 2 call me and listen in on this call. The Sam The Egg: your typing and grammar both suck jill020306: and grammar both suck? oh? The Sam The Egg: yes jill020306: so? The Sam The Egg: it's irritating jill020306: is it irritating? The Sam The Egg: yes jill020306: why? The Sam The Egg: because jill020306: 'cause what? The Sam The Egg: you should spell out your words jill020306: wouldn't u like me 2 spell out my words? The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: no? u sure? The Sam The Egg: I'd like you to take your top off and climb on my lap jill020306: u want me 2 take i am top off and climb on your lap? The Sam The Egg: you should check the children jill020306: and take the chance of waking them up? no way. The Sam The Egg: you should have sex with the children jill020306: should i have sex with the children? The Sam The Egg: yes jill020306: uh huh The Sam The Egg: uh huh jill020306: yes? The Sam The Egg: yes jill020306: i c The Sam The Egg: me too jill020306: u too, huh? huh... well. anyway... look, this guy keeps calling over here and its starting 2 freak me out ? i think i'm just going crazy. The Sam The Egg: so, ever hear of this movie When A Stranger Calls? jill020306: he keeps calling and telling me 2 check the children. The Sam The Egg: it sucks jill020306: i think i am going crazy. will u call me? The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: ok. The Sam The Egg: alright jill020306: alright. The Sam The Egg: fine, then jill020306: ok, fine. brb. phone. i hope it's not that guy. The Sam The Egg: HE'S INSIDE THE HOUSE!!! The Sam The Egg: OMG RUN YOU CRAZY SLUT HE'S IN THE HOUSE! jill020306: omg. The Sam The Egg: HE'S PUTTING HIMSELF IN THE KIDS! jill020306: i think he can c me. The Sam The Egg: THAT'S CAUSE HE'S INSIDE THE HOUSE! jill020306: omg. omg. The Sam The Egg: HE'S INSIDE THE HOUSE AND INSIDE THE KIDS! jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank? The Sam The Egg: KID RAPE! jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do? The Sam The Egg: KID RAPE! jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. The Sam The Egg: You want to 3-way with me? jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675. The Sam The Egg: ew jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? The Sam The Egg: no The Sam The Egg: 3====0 The Sam The Egg: LOL BONER!!! The Sam The Egg: ... jill020306: ugh. it's the stupid phone again. hold on. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends. The Sam The Egg: you're stupid The Sam The Egg: God, I hope you die jill020306: omg. it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children. The Sam The Egg: I HOPE HE KILLS YOU! jill020306: i think he can c me. The Sam The Egg: TWICE! jill020306: omg! omg! The Sam The Egg: OMG TRY AND INTICE HIM WITH SEXUAL FAVORS!@ jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank? The Sam The Egg: NO! jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do? The Sam The Egg: NO NO NO! jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675. The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? The Sam The Egg: no The Sam The Egg: my spoon's too big The Sam The Egg: wanna have sex? The Sam The Egg: JILL! jill020306: hold on. it's the phone. brb The Sam The Egg: HE'S IN THE HOUSE! The Sam The Egg: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? LISTEN: HE jill020306: omg. The Sam The Egg: IS jill020306: i think he can c me. The Sam The Egg: IN jill020306: omg. omg. The Sam The Egg: THE jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank? The Sam The Egg: HOUSE! jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do? The Sam The Egg: I think you should lick my asshole jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. The Sam The Egg: :P(|) jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675. The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? The Sam The Egg: fuck you The Sam The Egg: fuck you nine times |
i imed her before the movie came out. my convos arent as funny as you guys'. but, then again, i have zero tolerance for these things.
PoShEr778: have you checked the children? jill020306: i've been getting these really creepy phone calls. i'd feel better if u would talk 2 me for a little while. ask me what happened. jill020306: so i am walking 2 third period and i c bobby and my best friend tiffany kissing in the hallway. how more obvious can u be? PoShEr778: have you checked the children jill020306: so i broke up with him. PoShEr778: have you checked the children jill020306: and she and i r fighting. me: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN jill: i'm fine, thanks. me: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN jill: omg omg. i'm getting these creepy phone calls. ask me what happened. me:fine. don't check the children... see what happens when the children CHECK YOU!!! jill: i saw bobby cheating on me. (enraged and depressed, i leave the computer, a little less life inside) |
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