Wtf
 

I cant post.

OHHH..now it works!..

grrr

For the past5 min..i would post a msg.

it would say "thank you for posting blah blah"

and instead of taking me to my post after..it would take me to the main screen..and my post wouldnt be up

Hmmm...And it's not even Halloween, Dia Del Muerte, Walpurgis Nacht or the solstice......Spooky





:p :D

But it is almost Ramadan:D

EVEN BETTER....

FRIDAY THE 13TH!

Oh Crap...Next friday IS Friday the 13th...Ach, I'm just gonna stay in the house....I've already had my fair share of bad luck recently....

Re: Wtf
 

LMAO

http://www.forumspile.com/Hijack-DeNiro.jpg

time for a FUNNY


A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The
amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a
storybook myth.I'm a one-wish genie. So...What'll it
be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in
the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting
with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the
Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about
world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady,
please be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of
years.
I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five
hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't
think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've
never been able to find the right man. You know - one
that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help
with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the
time, and is faithful.
That is what I wish for...........a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the
freaking map again."

Heh...I stole that one and sent it to some friends...Here's one for YOU:

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages ... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

LMAO

That's our Bloodrayne.:)

LMFAO!!

I deleted all the porn off my computer. I didn't want to start a thread, but I wanted to akward things up by mentioning it.


EDIT: Nevermind, same thing

So what ya figure.....3....4 gig?