Alone on the forum:a poem
 

Just felt like writing a poem and putting it someplace:

The bottom right corner
In high diagnostic form
Declares me an insomniac.
1:04, 1:05, and many more to come,
Find some place to sell your hoarded time,
Although those who have the less are the richer.
My tower whirs obsolescence,
Loud as the heater in the hallway,
Here's a trifle for you forum,
Until the thousand footfalls come
Sleep like a dragon on my mound of time.

There once was a man from Nantucket

that poem pisses me off.

Lovely.

Re: Alone on the forum:a poem
 

loved it - better than keats - i want to read it again and again

Alone on the forum
and my family is asleep
i should be in bed as well
head on pillow counting sheep

But the forum beckons me
from my slumber
will Bloodrayne have her baby
or twins could be the number

The drama plays out
like an afternoon soap
the spammers and Darth
try to dash our hope

But zwoti is on the job
ninja moderator is he
slashing the offensive threads
with much glee

Our newest "regular" from New Zeland
her name is Stubborn its been boasted
she seems like a very nice person
but it takes me hours to decipher what she's posted

There's Zero and AI75 posting away
much humor in their ramblings
keep the doldrums away

The woman of Horror
are also quite pretty
Dolly,Nova,Marroe,Haunted,Pink & Meadow
show us your t..ies

I couldn't mention everyone
in this little poem of mine
I'm supposed to be hard at work .
hee hee hee, i get paid for my time

hahahahahaha..!!
(translated...its called laughter)

to help you along :D

what do you mean...seems like a nice person..
goddamit..I AM..
just ask my therapist :D

Open mike night
Here on the forum
I'll take a bite
With little decorum

Without our Rayne
There's been quite a drought
Mistress of Pain
Whipping wisdom out

Cheeba's been absent
As has his mate
Sending Marroe a present
Hope it's not late

And the ones here
You know who you are
Wishing you endless beer
Please stay out of your car

Last but not least
To the ladies I impart
Taming the beast
Is our finest art.

You guys are good!

I guess now I'll throw
my ol' hat in the ring
and freestyle, although
I can't rhyme anything.

Zwoti pops in
every now and again
to check on his kin
who bitch, moan and complain.

Newb joins this dump
to add well-needed cheer,
then calls me a chump
when I drink the wrong beer.

Haunted has been here
since almost day one.
Her points don't adhere
and are never outdone.

Zero, Pink, Stubbs
all make up the new crowd.
The new "Breakfast Club"
are cool, funny and LOUD.

Murderdoll's bark
is much worse than her bite.
She's edgy and dark
and won't back from a fight.

Bloodrayne has passed
another kid of her own
Here's hoping young Ash
joins us when he's grown.

To Nova, who revels
in the spirit of Christmas,
I WORSHIP THE DEVIL
SO KISS MY FAT ASS.

To all who I've missed
and feel left out and sad,
stop being so pissed
and go have sex with your dad.

:eek: :eek:


OMG, I'm so impressed by all 3 of you!!! You guys should post stuff like that more often:) Very talented.

BTW NEWB, I would've showed you...but you didn't mention me. bwahahahah.:D

haha. Nice IA75 :D Too funny.

damn it....wait...are you sure

Very good AI75 & HAUNTED.....and DOC of course...the starter of this thread.

Stop misspelling my name, dag sarnit.

It flows better

Well if its purposeful, that means there's thought behind it. And if there's thought behind it, I'll respect it.

Or you could just call him "Bwen" ;)

Thank you, Moonlit, Newb, Nova, and of course, IA75!

I write better beat poetry than rhyming poetry. Rhyming propperly is difficult, which is why I give rap some credit, though it's not necessarily my type of genre...except the Beastie Boys.

gotta be honest.....i didn't even realize it....must be dyslexic.

Well now that I know he wasn't doing it on purpose... he shall be referred to as "knewb"

Sure....pick on the handicap

You should've thought about that before you fucked with one of us "normals"!

Alright, I'm done. No name change for you.

haha, cute. I got a sort of shout out in some freestylin'. I wish I had talent:mad: ...none, none at all here damnit.

I don't remember all nicks..
and you want to know why..
cos some of your names
won't fit in my ryhme..

theres novak..theres newb..
zwoti and pink..
theres haunted and marroe..
and zero's feets stink..

theres Filmmaker2 whose threads are too short
and murderdolls funny.well
thats what we thought..

old Elvis the kiwi
and IAlives neat..
I still can't get over
zero's stink feet..

Then lala and cheeba
our 2 aussie freinds
all people i've met here
good mates to the end..

Of course there is tripin
my misguided pal..
or bloodrayne and baby
shes one special gal..

this forum is crazy
the people elite..
oh plz brother zero..
go wash them damn feet!!!




:D

to those i had missed out
heres one just for you..
kropaine..allmykids and the return too..

The doctor who started this
out-of-it thread ..
and other non posters ..
we think must be dead..

your equally special
like those up above
so have a great xmas..
from forgey with Love :D

That was beautiful!! http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/wzbigcry.gif

All your poems rocked!!! I really like the ones that have my name in them, i feel loved!!! http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/smooch.gif

Nice to see something becoming of my impulsive bored artslut behavior You guys have good natural metrics and your rhymes don't stretch too far. Thanks for the shoutouts newb and stubborn.

OMG stuborn-LMAO!!!

Good funny poems,the best kind IMO:)

@IA-kiss what where? You'll have PM the details-LMAO!

Kiss a kitten on a rainbow. What the hell else?

LMAO

hahahahaha..