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Rubenmania's Movie Reviews
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Totem (1999) http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../48/220748.jpg DVD description: Six teenagers are mysteriously transported to a remote cabin in the woods surrounded by an invisible force field. In a nearby cemetery they discover an ancient stone monument carved with the faces of three demons. Soon the teens find themselves drawn into a murderous ritual to bring the stone demons to life, transforming three of them into killers and three into victims. Thoughts: Another bad movie 1 out of 5= Dont let the dvd cover make you rent this one... |
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Jigsaw (2002) http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/30/37/73m.jpg Tagline: Put him together...he'll tear you apart! DVD description: A group of art students working on their final project soon learn that putting a little of themselves into their work can be a bad thing. Thoughts: This movie was so boring the 1st 30 mins that I forgot it was a horror movie...Then it started to get a little good....Jigsaw looked pretty horrible... 1 out of 5 =Bad... If you were thinkin of taking art class...Well dont let this movie stop you... |
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The Revolting Dead 2003 http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/141077.gif Tagline: When the dead are disturbed, no one will rest in peace. DVD description: The Crain family operates the local funeral home in a rural desert community. Besides offering the usual services one would expect, they also participate in grave robbing and similar heinous crimes. When a Voodoo priestess and sister of one of their "victims" learns about the Crain's extra-curricular activities, she uses her powers to raise the dead and help those who have been disturbed to personally seek revenge Thoughts: Wow what a bad movie....Thats all I have to say I give it a 1 out of 5=DO not rent!! |
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Cold & Dark (2005) http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/140746.gif Tagline: Cold Cop, Bad Cop, It's In the Blood DVD description: A young vice detective discovers that his much-respected partner gained supernatural powers and is taking out the city's criminals with deadly force. Thoughts: This movie drew me in and then let me down...It was a good movie it just got slow from where it took me...While watching it I was like wow this is pretty good...Then bang...I was like where did the voilence go.. 3 out of 5= rental, Watch out criminals theirs a new sorta like vampire in town |
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Chupacabra Terror (2005) http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/140575.gif DVD description: Cryptozoologist Dr. Pena traps the legendary Chupacabra on a remote island and smuggles it aboard a cruise ship to have if transported to his laboratory. Needless to say, the creature breaks out and gives the passengers a hell of a vacation. A.k.a. Chupacabra: Dark Seas. Thoughts: Another bad Sci-Fi channel movie....If you like their movies then rent it 1 out of 5= This movie wont stop me from taking a cruise |
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Bloody Mallory (2002) http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/141121.gif Tagline: Evil has a new enemy. DVD description: The leader of an anti-paranormal commando unit is assigned to, despite the Vatican's disapproval of her activities, free the Pope who has been kidnapped by demonic forces. Thoughts: This isnt a zombie movie , but it has demons...Real stupid lookin ones...All I can say is if you like real bright and pretty colors thengive it a rent... 1 out of 5 = Put that pretty rental back... |
...a lot of bad unknown movies... i like.....where do you get them from ? ..this are all straight to video ?..:)
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Blood Relic (2005) http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/140733.gif Tagline: A Voodoo Curse Has Been Unleashed... Again! DVD description: A Navy pilot goes on a killing spree at his air station after the discovery of an ancient talisman. Thoughts: What was I thinking when I rented this one...If you like home video looking movies then this is for you.... I give it a 1 out of 5 = Put that rental back on the shelf... |
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Frankenstein (2004) http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/141130.gif Tagline: Someone new is playing God DVD description: Renowned scientist Victor Helios and his prototype creation, Deucalion, have managed to exist nearly two centuries through genetic manipulation. Now operating out of New Orleans, the mad scientist has established a research institute that secretly produces a "perfect" race of people designed to replace mankind. Director Marcus Nispel who made the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre directs this one also....He did a great job...It take place in modern time. Summary: Scientist Victor Helois has 3 monsters running around town....But 2 of them are on killing sprees and this dectective is trying to solve the murders...She then runs onto Helios first creation...He is trying to help her stop the other 2..This is my brief summary of what happens....I dont like to tell everything....But watch this one... I give this one a 4 out of 5=Loved it |
Frankenstein Reborn (2005)
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/do...kkeyartlrg.jpg Summary of Frankenstein Reborn: In this horrifying, modern retelling of Mary Shelley's FRANKENSTEIN, a neurosurgeon obsessed with the reanimation of dead flesh, murders his patient and resurrects his corpse. Instead of life, he creates pure EVIL, as the Creature carves a path of flesh and gore through the heart of the city. My summary: 2 scientist try to help a paralized man walk again...So they do their research on him....It works but he starts to have bad dreams of killing....He cant control himself so one of the doctors kill him and then does a new reanimation on him....The creature then starts his killing spree...This is all I will say, I dont like to tell the whole story... More thoughts: For the 1st time from Asylum video they actually put some money into this one...If you ever watched any of their movies they are pretty bad..This is a good movie ...It looked like a big budget made movie...The gore was great and the story was good also...Go rent this one... I give it 4 out of 5=Loved it |
Dead Meat (2004)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/140750.gif Tagline: It's not what you eat, it's who you eat! DVD description: A mutated strain of Mad Cow disease turns the inhabitants of an Irish Country side into blood thirsty, flesh chewing and dumb as nails Zombies. We follow a small group of survivors as they dispatch of the rotten lot in sick and slick fashion. Thoughts: This had some promise but it was way to slow...I keep waiting for something great to happen but it took to long...And when it happen it went by fast..The cow scene was really weird.... I give it a 3 out of 5 = rental |
Yes they r all straight to video...I rent them from Hollywood video
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The 13th Sign (2000)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/141078.gif Tagline: There is a place where evil live DVD Description: On her eight birthday, Lany's father went on a killing spree murdering fifteen people before turning the gun on himself. Still haunted by the memories of that terrible day, Lany must now return to confront the demons of her past. Thoughts: What a piece of crap 1 out of 5= Im not haunted after watching this movie |
The Eye 2 (2004)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/140854.gif DVD description: An unsuccessful suicide attempt gives a young woman the ability to see ghosts. Thoughts: After watching the first EYE....This one is alot better...Its not scary...Just an interesting story... 5 out of 5=I hope no ghost will attach to me....Get this one fast.. |
Jack O' Lantern (2004)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/137345.gif Tagline: Evil lives in everything DVD description: A group of college students in a small Midwestern town struggle with a deadly secret that they have been keeping for the past year. When they begin dying one by one in a series of freak accidents, the time to pay the price for their dastardly deed has come. Thoughts: Wow another bad movie....Why do they keep making these awful things....I could make one better than this... 1 out of 5=My pumpkin cookies were better than this... |
Commit suicide at once.
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Chronicle of the Raven (2004)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/124662.gif Tagline: May you finally rest in peace DVD description: An American actress travels to Buenos Aires, Argentina, to claim inheritance of her recently deceased twin sister’s house. But soon after her arrival, she finds herself in conflict against her grandmother Mary Ellen who has cursed the family with a deadly illness. A.k.a. Jennifer's Shadow. Thoughts: Folks this was a pretty good movie...I loved it...It looks and feels like an old movie....Ill put it in the Vincent Price like stories... 5 out of 5=Get it, Quote the raven, never more.. |
Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove (2005)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/140694.gif DVD description: When a group of friends stumbles upon an ancient treasure chest, they unwittingly unleash the demonic pirate known as Jolly Roger. Thoughts: Was boring from the get go....It looked good thats about it... 1 out of 5=Why couldnt the 14 year old get in the pirate movie? Because it was rated Rrrrrrrrr... This movie was as bad as that joke.. |
lol Seems like those movies would be from either Full Moon or York Entertainment.
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Cup of My Blood (2005)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/141002.gif DVD description: A seemingly random accident leaves photographer Jack Fender in possession of one of Christianity's most holy relics. He must confront Evil's relentless assault of blood soaked murder and deceit for the preservation of an entire faith, and his own soul. Thoughts: This was a pretty good movie.....Alot of crazy character names....Worth a rental... Voilence: 2 out of 5 Actors Quality: 3 out of 5 Gore: 1 out of 5 Special Effects:2 out of 5 Story: 4 out of 5 Love: 5 out of 5 Overall: 3 out of 5= rental |
I've picked up almost all of these movies before and thought, "hmmmm." then put them back down.
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Ice Queen (2005)
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DVD description: Residents of a ski resort find themselves trapped after an avalanche cuts them off from outside help. Even worse, something deadly has been unleashed underneath the snow with them. Thoughts: This movie had potential....But the dang Ice Queen ruined it all... Voilence:3 out of 5 Actors Quaility: 3 out of 5 Gore: 2 out of 5 Special Effects: 1 out of 5 Story: 1 out of 5 Love: 2 out of 5 Overall: 2 out of 5= Not going to miss much... |
Desperate Souls (2005)
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DVD description: A group of unsuspecting teenagers on a camping trip unknowingly disturb a carefully-guarded doorway to hell which results in a massacre unlike anyone has ever experienced. Thoughts: SLow at times and the main character just kills you with his bad acting... Violence: 2 out of 5 Actors Quality: 3 out of 5 Gore: 1 out of 5 Special Effects: 1 out of 5 Story:3 out of 5 Love: 0 outof 5 Overall: 2 out of 5= Just walk past this rental |
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/78/39/70m.jpg DVD description: After a horrible boating accident kills her family, Angela, a shy and sullen young girl, moves in with her eccentric aunt Martha, alongside her protective cousin Ricky. One summer, Martha sends the kids to Camp Arawak. Soon after their arrival, a series of bizarre and increasingly violent accidents begins to claim the lives of various campers. Who is the twisted individual behind these murders? The disclosure of the murderer's identity is the most shocking climax in the history of American cinema My Thoughts: This movie wasnt scary....The acting was bad...I was dissapointed... Violence: 3 out of 5 Actors Quality: 2 out of 5 Gore:1 out of 5 Special Effects: 4 out of 5 Story: 5 out of 5 Love: 0 out of 5 Overall score: 3 out of 5=rental I dont do from beginning to end reviews of movies...Because if you want to see it I dont want to ruin it for you....This is why I keep my Thoughts short...Plz feel free to comment on any of my reviews!!!! |
What's the "Love" rating and how is it relevant to a horror forum?
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How about some reviews on movies people actually intend on watching:D
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The LOVE rating is just a way of being nice to the little kids out thier...If you know what I mean.....ITs what the censors told me to put.....Well now you know what it means good luck
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Zomb5150 if you read the reviews their a bunch of movies i reviewed for you to watch....Check them out...
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Ive never heard of any of these films, it also seems that my local blockbuster doesn't carry any of these titles. Im happy to read your reviews ruben but more easily available titles needed!
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I get mine from Hollywood video..
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Wow, you've rented alot of dumb movies, i dont mean that as a bad thing, I rent alot of dumb movies too. Ill just stop talking now because im being really stupid, anyway keep reviewing, I like to read your reviews.
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The Beast of Bray Road (2005)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/141151.gif DVD description: Based on actual accounts of werewolf sightings in Walworth County, WI, The Beast of Bray Road follows a local sheriff who is finally forced to accept that a string of horrifying deaths is linked to a predator which possesses DNA of both man and wolf. MY Thoughts: Well I have to say that Asylum Home Entertainment is starting to put alot more money into their movies...Must be from Hollywood Video buying so many copies...Anyways this movie was pretty good....great gore...The monster didnt look to bad..This was the only downfall of the movie...And the quality of the movie is theater like...No more home video quality....Pick this one up at the vid store 1st.... Actros Quality: 4 out of 5 Story: 3 out of 5 Voilence: 4 out of 5 Gore: 5 out of 5 Special Effects: 4 out of 5 Love: 1 out of 5 Overall:4 out of 5=Rent 1st before buying I dont do from beginning to end reviews of movies...Because if you want to see it I dont want to ruin it for you....This is why I keep my Thoughts short...Plz feel free to comment on any of my reviews!!!! |
Satans Little Helper (2004)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/141167.gif DVD Description: While trick or treating, a nine-year old boy runs into a serial killer who is dressed up like a character right out of his favorite video game. Alongside his newfound friend, the naive youngster finds himself acting as an assistant in killing the residents of his suburban neighborhood. Filming Dates: Aug 9,03 - Sept.7,03 Filming Locations: Hastings-on-Hudson, New York, USA Maine, USA Norwalk, Connecticut, USA Suffolk County, Long Island, New York, USA Tarrytown, New York, USA White Plains, New York, USA Yonkers, New York, USA Release Date: May 6,04 My Thoughts: Wow, what a shocker....This movie was good...Not alot of gore....But lots of killing...Dont plan on being scared...Plan on laughing here and their.. Actors Quality: 4 out of 5 Story: 3 out of 5 Violence: 4 out of 5 Gore: 1 out of 5 Special Effects:3 out of 5 Love: 1 out of 5 Overall: 4 out of 5= pick it up I dont do from beginning to end reviews of movies...Because if you want to see it I dont want to ruin it for you....This is why I keep my Thoughts short...Plz feel free to comment on any of my reviews!!!! |
Reality Kills (2005)
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/ima...2878_thumb.jpg DVD description: A hit reality show pits seven diverse 20-somethings against each other in an old farm house 50 miles from civilization. When the mutilated body of a cameraman is discovered in the barn, paranoia takes over as suspicion and accusations fly in all directions. MY Thoughts: This is the 1st movie i rented by Xenon Pictures....I have to say it wasnt that great....Kinda slow and real boring... Actors quality: 3 out of 5 Story: 3 out of 5 Violence: 2 out of 5 Gore: 1 out of 5 Special Effects: 1 out of 5 Love: 1 out of 5 Overall: 1 out of 5= Pass this one up |
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DVD description: For months, Jake Gray has been haunted by disturbing premonitions of murder and self-mutilation he cant explain- that is, until two high school friends, Dakota and Conrad, introduce him to a mysterious online computer game called The Pathway. Suddenly, Jake's violent visions are brought to life as the game begins transforming his terrifying daydreams into gruesome reality..Hoping to escape his waking nightmare.. Jake turns to Marisol Sossamon, a seductive new friend who dabbles in the mystic occult.. Instead, the two find themselves confronting even greater horrors, including the terrifying secrets of Jake's dark family past, in this chilling psychological thriller.. Film Location: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada Release Date: May 31,05 My Thoughts: This will only be a one time watch for me..But its worth the rental... Actors Quality: 5 out of 5 Story: 5 out of 5 Violence: 2 out of 5 Gore: 1 out of 5 Special Effects: 4 out of 5 Love: 3 out of 5 Overall: 4 out of 5 I always recommend that you rent before buying |
Mosquito man (2005)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/140658.gif DVD description: An experimental serum turns a scientist into a half-man, half-insect creature. Equipped with razor sharp legs and teeth, it goes on a bloody killing spree. A.k.a. Mansquito. My Thoughts: Mosquito had some promise but then it dragged...Dont waste your time on this one.... Actors Quality: 3 out of 5 Story: 3 out of 5 Violence: 3 out of 5 Gore: 1 out of 5 Special Effects: 2 out of 5 Love: 1 out of 5 Overall: 2 out of 5= Pass it up |
Dark Harvest 2:The Maize(2005) (review)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/141234.gif DVD description: Shy Walker is a local man with the ability to see images of future events. When his two daughters go down to the local corn maze to celebrate the spooky holiday. Shy sees a vision that terrifies him and he races down to get them.. But by the time he arrives, the girls are already inside and are unable to find their way out.. With his wife terrified and helpless to save the two, Shy must put his psychic abilities to the test to pull them from a trap haunted by the living dead... My Thoughts: First they cant stop changing scenes...It gets annoying....Let me put it this way its like that the whole movie...The dad keeps getting all these visions, which are as bad as the scene changes....Then when he gets to the maze it takes him about 2 to 4 hours just to find the kids...Why didnt he just cut through the corn when he heard them screaming? The dense wife just stayed back at the entrance...As time goes on she gets clobbered and the husband for some reason has no problem getting out of the maze numerous times...Dont even bother with this one.. Actors Quality: 1 out of 5 Story: 1 out of 5 Violence: 1 out of 5 Gore: 0 out of 5 Special Effects: 0 out of 5 Love: 0 out of 5 Overall: 0 out of 5=Dont rent |
Bram Strokers: Way of the Vampire(2004)
http://www.hollywoodvideo.com/images...dvd/140366.gif DVD Description: After defeating Dracula, Van Helsing is granted immortality by the Church to pursue and eradicate vampires from the face of the earth...His hunt leads him through time, across continents to a bloody showdown between his slayers and an army of demons led by Sebastian, the vampire who took the only woman Van Helsing ever loved.. STORY:1 out of 5= The story starts in the 1800's and then fast forwards to present day....Now Van Helsing is a scientist and forgets about hunting, until a vampire shows up in the hospital. ACTORS QUALITY: 2 out of 5= All of the vampires over due their parts...Van Helsing is a little slow in his delivery.. VIOLENCE: 2 out of 5: Lots of neck biting and the occasional stake threw some part of the body... GORE: 1 out of 5= Neck bites are about the closest we are going to get to some heavy gore... SPECIAL EFFECTS: 1 out of 5= The vampires can disappear...It doesnt look to good.. LOVE: 1 out of 5: A couple of female vampires with Sebastian on the couch.. FINAL THOUGHTSSpoilers) Sebastian the new king of vampires sets around for centuries until one of his main sidekicks brings him blood...At first he's very scared to drink it because of Van Helsing, but he does it anyways and decides to make a run at taking over the world....He then sports a El madator outfit..Funny!!! Now Helsing recruits new slayers which get took out very easy....But they did learn how to stake and some karate....Finally when the 2 meet up Van gets beat on and it takes Van's new girl to get the job done.... OVERALL: 1 out of 5= Dont think about renting this one... |
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