So I overheard.....;)
 

I was walking into the mall last night, and I happen to over-hear something which I found pretty amusing...so much so that I laughed right in front of the person who said it...and I usually have very good manners ;)

ALRIGHT. So, like I said...I was walking into the mall last night, and a group of teenagers were sitting outside...now, I mean no offense by the following description...it's purely to paint the picture for everyone.

All three teens are dressed in black, kind of "goth" looking, piercings, etc...so one of the girls starts talking and says...

"You know...if I see something I want, I'll just buy it...I don't care what it is...if I want it, I'll just buy it...you know, because I'm an AGNOSTIC ANARCHIST" OMG!!!! ;)

I almost DIED. I seriously burst out laughing as I walked by. It didn't make sense to me at all! It just sounded like she was throwing out a couple of "big words" to impress her friends and sound "cool"...her friends seemed to be buying it too. Ah, to be a teenager again...;)

I just got such a kick out of it...so I thought I'd share since there aren't many new threads. It really was the funniest thing I've ever overheard, I do believe.

Feel free to comment, or share anything you may remember overhearing once that you found amusing:p

Okay, I have a friend here that has a story I have to share.

A couple of years ago she was driving from Alabama to Georgia with her sister. Keep in mind her sister was twenty at the time. Her sister says " You know what I thought, I thought all the states were seperated by fences."

And this woman has reproduced....twice....

:D

OMG! LMAO! ;) That's FABULOUS Jenna...people are WHACKY ;):p

Well, considering I've driven all up and down the east coast...I know there are no fences...there are goblins guarding gates to each state, and you have to know the secret password to get in;):p

Well naturally ;) I know what I know...if ya know what I mean ;) And yes, that was a song:p

The name is WALDO. How many times must this be repeated? GOSH:p

I'm not aware of too many things, I know what I know if you know what I mean.....don't ya....philosphy....

Great now I have that song stuck in my head...thanks ever so....:p

Haha. I know, and it's not even a good song! Well...in my opinon;) Just the type that never gets out of your head. Sorry Jenna...as a token of my kindness, I'll reveal to you the password needed to cross state borders ;)

is a walk on slippery rocks, religion, a smile on a dog.....

:p

Edie Brickell, I think....

Do you HONESTLY think I'd REVEAL something that's been kept so well guarded in the midst of a public forum? ;) NEVER!!! Besides, you need to stay put in FL. Who knows the chaos that could ensue should you ever get out! :p

Yes, it is exactly that kind of song....lol.

And I usually just pass the goblins a twenty, greedy little bastards....:p

Ah yes...that usually works too! I mean....a twenty? That will NEVER WORK! They take ONLY the password! AHEM;):p

LMFAO!!! Sorry about that....I can't be the only one to suffer....;)

You want me to suffer alone? That is so wrong....:(

:(

*lip trembles* That's okay, I will be just fine....over here all alone, with the super annoying song running through my head.....

:p

Ha! You wish pal.....;) And that was just wrong....LMAO....

I don't have Yahoo IM....I am on a borrowed computer at the moment remember? And my old computer sucked and it just wouldn't work on it, I tried.

I think this thread has gotten way off track....HELLBOY....:mad: :p

some people insist on being so forbearing flatulating words and scenarios enigmatic even to them selves... how arrogant:o

Meadow,

after laughing out loud at them, you should have asked them to define the word agnostic and anarchist.

It really drives me crazy when people try to be something in such a way that they have to run around and define themselves to everyone.

A guy I work with tries so hard to be a stereotypical redneck, like that is a good label. Just because you drive a pick up truck, laugh at Jeff Foxworthy and listen to Tim McGraw does not make one a redneck.

My boss had made a comment about how he didnt want to hire a guy because he seemed like a redneck. Myself and this other guy were standing there and he says, "Hey you got 2 rednecks standing right here." Now him and I are the only ones standing there so I guess he was refering to me.

Frankly I was always called Hillbilly but I prefer Mountain William.:D

LOL! I know, I probably should have...she was obviously just trying to categorize herself as something, even though she had no idea what the words actually meant.
I'm sure if I HAD said anything, I would've just gotten a "F*** YOU, mind your own business" or something of that nature;)

So, perhaps in this case things were better left unsaid. I mean, if somebody really wants to walk around making a fool of themselves like that....so be it I suppose ;) But yeah...it might've been nice to have seen the expression on her face if I had actually called her out and put her on the spot :p :D

What in the cornbread hell is an agnostic anarchist? Okay, you believe in the existance of a higher power, but are unable to know it in any tangible way, while believing that there should essentially be no rules.

Where's the connection between those two?

People who use words they don't know irritate me. I've actually been mistaken a couple of times, but I've never done it deliberately.

LOL! I know, that's why it made me laugh...and what the hell did it have to do with her buying whatever she wants?;) Very strange indeed:p

I mean, if she had said, "I'm a Goerte reading, nihilistic bitch from hell with gold card buying power," we could all get behind that and say, "Hell yeah!"

Now....THAT line belongs in a movie, I say.

Hmm...Maybe she meant to say, "puerile procurer"...It would have made MUCH more sense ;) :D

I would say that Moonsorrow's statement was aimed at the person who was engaging in the type of behavior that he described...ie: The teenaged subject of this thread

She could have made it really simple too. She's could've stood up and said, "I'm a big ego-inflated teenage dumbass!"

We need to send Seri to Boston to teach that bitch a thing or two about being cool. In fact, Seri should just start doing seminars on coolness in youth.

Haha...I'll have to show her this...She'll get a kick out of it :D...

And...I have to agree...She rocks:cool:

You got good keeds!:)

Oh...But wait until you're actually HERE with them...They're good, yes......But weird...Sooo weird........You'll see ;)...lol

"If it weren't for my horse..."

*blush* Thankies *blush* I'm not cool...I'm just not stupid:D

Weird? Me? What makes you say that? *dances around the room singing songs of acid dwelling fish* :D :D :p :D :D

LMAO!!! I got that...ha....:p Lewis Black right?

yes'm

ay, the brunette was right.

so I overheard...
 

When I was taking accounting class in Charleston, WV, our teacher told this story about how she was explaining where she works and the person asked her: "How far is that from Roanoke", and she sarcastically remarked "About 300 miles." Apparently this person is so stupid they don't know West Virginia is a state. Either that or they think we all here are just stupid rednecks.

ooooooo that's oooooooooold song yeah oooooold song early 90s mid nineties somethin like that
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I had taken my girls to the movies and this overly sized chick..caught my eye..her and her group of freinds..
It must have been the way she was dressed that held my attention..
she had on these jeans that couldn't or wouldnt zip ..neither would the top button meet..and for god sakes...she tried to make a fashion statement out of it by wearing spongebob boxers..but the funniest part was the bits of visible rope that she had used to keep her jeans up around her waist...i swear i heard it calling for help..'not to mention her top consisted of nothing more than a sports bra..her belly was also covered in stretchmarks.
I couldn't help but laugh out really loud when this person walks in front of me to read one of the movie posters.
DAIRY OF A GEYSER..!!! diary of a geisha is what it really said and all her mates nodded in agreement...with ooh kewl..lets go n see that..!!!
I was totally pissin myself ..i had to run outside.

Thanks for that...wont be eating for a month.

My friend called me a piece of fuck once...