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So, I'm sitting here with no air conditioning waiting for maintenance to get here to fix it. It's already in the 80s and is supposed to get up to 98 today. Anybody got some ice???

Magic penguins bringing in the cool. A pair of alpine skis magically appear. Suddenly you're in a posh resort in Aspen. Instead of hot cocoa, there's a margarite for your trouble.:) Visualize

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dont make me start the whole wet tshirt thing again :)

with ice ! and proof of coldness :)

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resign and go get a job with urgeok.... it's August now, so there should be a few inches of snow outside his work place. :p

Shanksie, darlin', I'm at home

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any other year - and i'd be making that same joke .... but this summer has been - and continues to be a beauty !

hasnt dropped below 30% in weeks ...


that doesnt mean that she cant get a job in my room - sitting on my lap and taking dicktation :D

well in that case ....get naked and let the air flow, where the air don't normaly get to flow. ;)

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Think of your avatar. Swimming with the dolphins in freezing, ice cold water. That should work. If not, take dicktation classes with urgeok. :p

Have a friend stand in the corner with ice in his/her mouth, and just have them blow.

:eek:

LMAO!

That might just work though.

Put your bed sheets in the freezer for a few minutes....then take them out and have an ice cold nap? ;)

you HAD to know this was gonna get naughty :)

taylorsmommy is naughty.... you should see the images she emails me.

Uh.....I don't mean to correct you but.....

don't you mean KNEEL in the corner and blow...?

You just made it dirty..... Diiiirty!

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:D

Just close your eyes and imagine a cold, cool ice sculpture.
This should cool you down........or make it even hotter!!! ;) :p :D
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You guys are too funny!! I can always count on you for a laugh. I'm at work today. They finally finished with the air conditioner at about 4:00 pm yesterday.

Go watch March of the Penguins - its kind of a kids movie - but it definitely made me appreciate the heat when they showed the shots of the crew working on the film in 58 below zero weather. brrr