When horror...?
 

Newbie here... with only three or four days of lurking under my belt, so please forgive the intrusion. So far I've read threads on gay marriage, the meaning of life, what y'all like to eat, and what you'd like to do to Michael Bay. Fascinating. I do have one question, however, what day do you discuss "horror"?

Doug

I think you should just worry about that little thing lurking under your belt.





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Horror Movie Discussion forum, any day, any time.

LMAO!

Re: When horror...?
 

Try exiting the GENERAL FORUM

Oh, I wasn't worried. I never begrudge anyone their form(s) of therapy. The pic you posted of my old girlfriend, for instance. I'm sure that did us both some good. (You got a thrill; I revisited an old memory.) But you didn't answer my question.

Horror anyone?

Doug

Go on then - fire away.

did you miss a few posts there? This is the GENERAL forum.....do we know the meaning of that word here?

Yeah...listen bro.

GENERAL (as in Patton, Lee, Herpes (wait...no...you know what I mean).

Anyway, GENERAL means that we can and will discuss anything our wretched hearts desire. Sooo, as clearly pointed out by a few other people, get your fingers a tappin' over in the MOVIE sections and the like.

It's entirely likely I've missed a lot of posts. As I said, I've been a member for less than a week.

I'm in no position to address what "we" know. I was just curious why, on the GENERAL FORUM of Horror.com, where I'm sure we both agree that members can discuss anything they like, nobody discusses horror.

Doug

LMAO!

Touche`!!!

Ok...you're pretty dumb then. Did you miss under the title of ths forum that it says "talk about ANYTHING here"? And there are horror threads......and by missing posts I meant in THIS thread, being YOURS, people usually read all of the posts in their threads when they're asking questions...even stupid ones.

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What we have here.....is a failure to communicate.

have you been on the planet less than a week ?

this is the GENERAL forum...

g e n e r a l


cant type it any slower.

This is where I like to talk about popular foods and also cats, rats, lizards and bunnies.

I'm not your bro. I already agreed you ought to discuss anything you wanted. And I haven't said a word about movies.

Apparently GENERAL means everything except horror as a number of you have invited me to get off the forum for posing a question about it.

Doug

There's no use...this Doug is either that dense, or just here to try and get everyone heated...either way he's pretty dumb.

Yeah...thats it.....now please leave.

and no...I think what we've said was high tail it over to the movie forums....There's a whole section dedicated to nothing but HORROR MOVIES

Now back to the important topics......When wiping your ass, do you reach around or go between the leggs?

Sometimes, on occasion, folk may discuss horror within the General Forum.

However, these types may become subject to harsh sexual assaults - particularly down there, round the back.

I know he is new,but that was good!!That was too funny.

......please don't hit me.....lol

And he's maintaining that annoying habit of signing his name...like...I don't know....HIGH PRIEST WISE

Look, sometimes we do discuss horror here. We've got all of those other forums for really in depth discussions. I guess you missed Creeper's post on werewolves. Patience is a fucking virtue, and also, if you don't like the way we captain our ship, go sail your own

Hmmm, these last 2 posts are oddly similar.

I knew you'd get it eventually.

More interesting than "Hi, I'm new. Please welcome me."

Doug

What are you talking about?:confused: :confused: I was talking to Extr3mist

Dontcha just dig Doug?

Dig Doug!!! Yes!! I used to love that game when I was a kid!

Ok...here's the thing, dicksnot.

You don't come onto a fucking forum with your first post being a sarcastic way of asking if we talk about horror at all.

If you REALLY wanted some advice or guidence -- instead of just trying to get attention -- than your post would've looked something like this:

"Hi. I am Doug. I am from Jackson Hole, Wyoming and I like to discuss the topic of horror. Can some of you kind people tell me where this takes place?"

I get someone else to wipe my ass.

Okay, Hap, you know better. That would have gotten him flamed so much that his asshole would burn next time he took a dump.

Gee, there seems to be a "butt" theme running in this thread.

In a Fucking Forum, Doug would likely want to talk about Horror.

i didnt think it was even remotely funny ...

but maybe thats just me.


personally i think the guy is a wanker ..

unfunny, uninteresting, and not clever enough to cause shit of any significance.

ho hum

TRXY- Okay, DOM, I'm wipping you!
Doug- I really liked Seed of Chucky!

I ddin't come to horror.com for advice or guidance. And, considering the number of names you've called me in just the last few minutes, you'll understand if it doesn't bother me too terribly much that your feelings appear to be hurt.

Yeah, butt...butt...I was just making a funny. I really do wipe my own ass.



Hahahahahahahaha!

Touche'

Are you going to sit here and argue with the members of this forum all day? I mean if you're trying to have this intellectual one-upmanship with us, it won't work. Many of us are either out of your intellectual league or so damn funny and carefree it wouldn't matter.

Let me speak plainly, Dougie, cut your losses and get the hell out. You're wasting space. Thank you.

*pats good ol' Dougie on the head*

Ahhh, Doug...don't worry. Although may feelings are a bit hurt from your idiotic posts...there have been way more moronic newbs than you.

That's a compliment, by the way.