Innapropriate things said during movies
 

Okay, to get a laugh sometimes, i have said some pretty off-color, just plain wrong things during movies. Usually at home with freinds, but not always. here are a couple:


During the Bone Collector, when we find out who the killer is, and he says that since he was a cop in prison, he was getting bum-fucked every single day he was there, I loudly asked if that was why he was called the "Bone Collector". i thought i was hilarious, but my wife didnt seem to. or she hid it very well.



While watching Airforce One with some freinds, president Harrison Ford makes his daring escape from the crashing plane at the end. now, my friends and I had been playing the 1-up the other guy game all night.


So, harrison gets pulled onto the other plane, and my freind said "Jesus, for that his wife should give him a hummer."

So I said "That was so good, his daughter should too."

I was announced the winner for the night. i was actually able to offend 2 people who normally offended everyone else.

Obviously, it was just a joke. a realllllly bad joke. :0

Anyone else do this?

no - you fucktard


hahahahaha

:p

when we were little we said shit .. havent done it in about 25 years though because i get too involved in a movie ..

if the movie is a turd i just laugh now - or groan....

If i dont like it and have to sit through it, i wont shut up. I have a very short attention span and im just like a bored, hyper kid.


Poor bree didnt hear 70% of the dialogue in the original Amityville horror.....

I do that too sometimes, mostly if it isn't that great of a movie. I was watching Red Dawn with some friends once and in one scene, one of the girls gets shot in the chest and the cotton from the inside of her jacket flies out everywhere. At that point I say to my friends "I think she'll be ok, her insides are made of cotton."

i'd have probably killed you..

she almost did. that is why i dont eat much sugar....


lol! i almost spit my lunch out when i read that. That part is depressing anyway, it could use some levity.

Yeah, I thought it was a good time to lighten the mood...

i know ive said plenty of shit @ movies but nothing is coming to me right now

but the first thing to come to my mind, was at a funeral. was at my great aunts, i was probably in 7th grade. for some fuckinr eason i had 'wizard of oz' on the mind (even though... ive NEVER seen that fucking thing in its entirety.. and if i did, i was like.. 5??).

anyway. we were in the lobby of the .... i dunno, where u view the body? the room right outside of twhere the pews were and shit. me and my cousisn were playing cards and i go 'ding dong the witch is dead' and my uncle just stared at me. i didnt think anything of it theni was like 'oh shit'

man. i suck. i really had nothin against her, didnt know her all that wel either, but i CERTAINLY didnt think she was a witch.. LOL.

I once asked my date to blow me during a movie :D

Drac showing his true form :D ;)

Cmon drac. I said "Inappropriate" things. :D

ahhh mr magic date ...

a nice dinner, a romantic movie, and ..


'hey, while you're down there picking up the popcorn you dropped, blow me whydoncha'

i do shit like that too buts its never as funny to everyone else as it is to me im my own mst y3k

I'm still trying to think of some of them, most of em are said on impulse and they don't sink in and I forget them. I have said some silly ones, but I don't think I've been able to offend anyone yet.

the one thing that i do - that drives my wife crazy - is change the words to songs - usually to make them dirty...

The monst obnoxiosu thing i ever said was during Species 2. The guy goes to the barn with 2 more kids, and when he opens the door, there are like 30 of them. The theater was pretty quiet, and i said (much louder than i intended to) "Jesus Christ, what is he, Catholic?"

Everyone started laughing, apparently, they hated the movie as much as i did.

If a movie sucks the only thing I do is shout loudly for more popcorn to the person next to me.

I usually chuckle at the bits where someone dies in a particularly gruesome way, or takes some real damage...I can't really remember anything horror related just now, but pinball style knockaround Brad Pitt copped during Meet Joe Black had me laughing like a madman I tell ya...

I had at first thought you were referring to the dialogue in certain films, I'm sure there's plenty, but the one thing I've seen relatively recently that a friend and I were really laughing hard at was the "may be, may not be" homosexual kinda interaction/lingo goin' on between Paul Walker and Tyrese in 2 Fast 2 Furious...If you watch it with this in mind, you'll see it too, I'm sure. One thing that REALLY did it was when they were cruisin'/racing alongside eachother in seperate cars, Paul Walker looks over at him, and says "I've got something for your ass!"...I suppose it was wannabe ghetto, but it just sounded SO wrong when HE said it.

lol.... wanted to give him a nos injection did he?

I was just being a gentleman, offering to "butter" her popcorn. :D

thats sounds wrong.

did she go for it?

...just curious.