random thought
 

How come no person in history has taken over the world? Is it because the earth is round and you can't win a war on two fronts, or has some one already accomplished this and is keeping it quiet until the time is right?

VICTORY IS MINE!

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Why is it impossible to destroy a Twinky?

this works fine
http://www.hollywoodshoppes.com/Merc...twinkiepoo.jpg

Probably because they're watching the Austin Powers flicks too many times and studying Dr. Evil's tactics. But that's just a guess.

http://www.hull.ac.uk/history/dept/i...lpinkyring.jpg

most of my threads have been going to shit, karma I think

not your fault....


i blame

Howcome apples and pears are green while lemons and bananas are yellow??

some apples are red though!:p

Hmm........ Mindblowing...

Makes you think, doesn´t it.:rolleyes:

sarcasm i love it, more, i need more :D

And some apples and pears are yellow, too...As well as some tomatoes and peppers....What the hell is this about, again???

It´s about deep thoughts....

Oh...I see...Thanks for clearing that up.....Jack Handey kicks ass :cool:

I was wondering, with super powers and all this technology, it would be easy for some person with the proper resources to take over the world. I think it would be extremly easy for someone like bill gates. Or maybe its already been done and goverment is more of a puppet than we could have ever imagined. Its suddenly another shit thread posted by me. Thanks for wasting your time and my shallow words.

why doesn't it bother anybody that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why doesn´t it bother anybody that they speak a language nobody else understands??:rolleyes:

isn't latin like the root of all language??

I need zwoti again.....

I can do a damn good chipmunk impression

Alexander The Great took over the known world in his time and if he wouldn't have gotten malaria he would've done alot more than that.

maybe you should start posting threads on more logical things....like politics.

NO! i was just kidding. whatever you do, dont make one on politics

somebody call?

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I can't just go around asking you to delete every thread I make that goes to shit. The act might bring my post count back down to 1.

don't think it affects post count as threads/posts aren't deleted, just moved

see, that was yet another bad joke, presented by yours truely.

or just me not getting it

Well, now I am! And since we're on the random topic, I'd just like to say shitballs.

''I got thrown out of a bar in New York City''

should behave yourself then.... or be good friends of the bar owner.

you don't know who Ron White is?

"They call me Tater Salad"

nope...

www.tatersalad.com

Ron White.......?

My Spoon is too big.

ya know, I don't much care for almonds

1 person > 6 billion people

oops.

1 person < 6 billion people

^_^. fix it.

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