the dentist
 

i went to the dentist today and my mouth is
still numb from the novacain shots! i had to get
two fillins and i got to get one more nxt week, that
means more shots:( n e way I HATE THE DENTIST :mad:

My dentist is hot.

I like the dentist.

Who would wanna be a dentist and please explain why.

God, what a stupid job. You basically clean peoples teeth for them. because they're too stupid to do it themselves.

There's the whole fear factor thing though. If I got to wake up every morning and go to a job that I KNEW made my customers nervous.... fuckin aye', I'd be whistlin' on my way.

why? what is wrong with you?

Nothin.

i thought u wree talking about the movie LOl

anyway. i like my dentist! hes always been such a cool guy and i been going there since i can remember. he was the same when iwas 5 and now. the way he speaks and everything.

makes it a really good experience! and its kinda cool that hes seen me grow up.

once they've been in business long enough to pay off school and the equipment - they make big huge money.

but they used to have the biggest suicide rate.
I doubt its that bad anymore - methods are better now - less painful. Most of the grunt work is all done by assistants now anyway .. the dentist just does the drilling - etc ..

my dentist owns a Porsche and a top spec Merc. His house is as fucking huge as his pay cheque.... can't be a bad job.

it is fucking gross work though ..

i guess the odd perk is knocking out the better looking gals and having a little peek down their tops ..

not that i would do that .. :cool:

yeah I'd doubt you'd do that.....


more like accidently on purpose drop your surgery tools on the floor, and make full use of potential upskirt viewing, whilst she's knocked out on gas:D :D :p ;)

i like the way you think son :)

well... you've gota think of all angles:D .... who knows, you might be lucky and find she's wearing a g-string :D :D

ya, Ialready made a thread about that.

and charge a ass load. I say hey why even brush your teeth.

doctors are to firefighters as dentists are to police officers

you go to the doctor when you are sick. you call the firefighter when your shit is burning. you are happy to see them. you say 'help me'

dentists call YOU (or mail) telling you to come on for a pokealoke. police officers, well one party is happy to see them while another is pissed.