Help Jack !
 

If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse ?

ewww


lol



We DID have a 'bad jokes' thread around here somewhere once.....Looks like we just got another one ;)

its a legitimate poll ! i have no idea what you are talking about !!

haha



Damn...Now I'm trying to remember that crappy joke I heard the other day....The only good thing I remember about it was that the punchline wasn't AT ALL what you would have expected...Kinda went in a completely different direction, caught you offguard....It was still a crappy joke though.....Hmm...I'll have to see if anyone here remembers it...

This joke usually is better when it is said, not written. Plus, I heard it differently: Hypothetically, if your uncle jack was stuck on a rof, woud you help your uncle jack off?

horse is funnier ...

Horse, uncle.......they are both sick...you people sicken me......it amazes me the depths you sick depraved fuckers will sink to.

That the last straw.....I'm outta here.

never to return again

gone for good

absent, astray, away, AWOL, burned up, consumed, dead, decamped, deceased, defunct, departed, disappeared, disintegrated, displaced, dissipated, dissolved, done, dried up, elapsed, ended, extinct, finished, flown, lacking, left, lost, missing, moved, no more, nonextant, not here, over, passed, past, quit, removed, retired, run off, shifted, spent, split, taken leave, transferred, traveling, vanished, withdrawn



Making like a tree.......outta here

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to the joke thingy...YICK! Haha, it kinda reminds me of that southpark episode. "RED ROCKET, RED ROCKET!"

so .. is that a 'yes' then ?

meh....one hand washes the other.

wash the one used on the horse first

I was very much expecting that line.:)

glad to be of service :p

Lol....In elementary school, everyone was telling this joke.....the funny part was, nobody got it.

and which book of synonyms did you use :rolleyes:

This is a sick, sick thread, and Pootie says that the people who engineered this thread are sad, pathetic people with no aspirations in life.

He also says that he is swearing off monster movies because he is afraid they will make him like you people. That starts tomorrow, right now he is watching Mr. Sardonicus.

He also wants you to mail him all your horror movies so he can burn them so they won't hurt any more people.