Biggest Insult
 

I was sitting in Village Inn (its like a Denny's) with some friends and this family walked by us on their way out. The son, had to be like 15, stops in front of the table.

Real politely, he hands me a napkin with the words "Congratulations, Mr. Annoying" in crayon. He drew it up to look like a certificate or something.

Then he thanks me and tries to shake my hand, then just leaves. Half of me wanted to beat the shit outta him, but the other half just wanted to commend him on his huge balls.

So here's the actual question: What's the biggest or best insult you've gotten from someone?

What were you doing?

Nothing, really! We knew one of the waitresses so we were talking to her, and I was a lot less loud than usual, so I don't really know.

Maybe it was just a wandering family of assholes.

Wankers.

i cant think of a damn thing.

i think paying to see The Village was a huge insult - but thats not what you're looking for ..



neither is this probably but ...

there was this skank manager where i used to work that would walk in on a private meeting to talk about non work shit to my boss with me standing there in mid sentance ..

and i also recently had a c**t of a boss that would walk away while i was talking to him.
After that whenever he talked to me i just stood and stared down at him, and i wouldnt say a god damn word - i'd just walk away when he was finished.

why did you censor cunt?

I thought it was supposed to be "coat".

maybe it was clit

Can´t come up with an exact example right now. But i will guess that my former boss in the book shop is behind the first 100 biggest insults. That man could really piss me off easily.:mad:

;) [IMG]http://[/IMG] its noyhing like your horror nightmare boy

a lot of gals don't like that word ... and although it is appropriate when speaking of the person in mind .. i still try to be a little bit sensitive ...

I don't mind the word cunt. In fact, I have been known to use it, especially in refering to a certain best friend I once had. She was a real disgusting cunt.

keep talkin' ... keeeeeeeeep talkin'

almost there

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hahahahahahaha :D

I never understood that. I know quite a few people that say they can't stand that word, but they say every other word under the sun :rolleyes: , ya know, like "fuck", "pussy", "cock" ect. They're all the same to me

see you next tuesday
can't understand normal thought

you know, cunt implies intelligence,

Who the hell was that????


And what the hell was he talking about???:confused: :confused: :p

dude your avator is the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen anway somebody said "hey man u look like a queer with white hair" and then i proceeded to kick him in the face.....:D

Some woman walked past me once and said "Eww!" after looking at me.

But probably the biggest insult came from my grandma(she basically said I was a loser--that I'd never be anything, I'd never do anything, and that I couldn't even carry on a conversation. I can carry on a conversation; I just usually DON'T because not many people are worth carrying on a conversation with)...the woman I mentioned above is a nobody to me, but for my own grandma to treat me like shit...not a good thing. :o

being old enough to be a grandmother doesnt equate with being brilliant.
Often old people lack tact.
My grandmothers (both) were nuts too.

That grandma is nuts...actually she's just CRUEL. I guess I shouldn't feel SO bad though...she insults everybody except 1 of her granddaughters--my younger blonde cousins who's into gymnastics. But she's pretty cruel to all the other grandkids too, except that one girl.
My other grandma was great though...she was the complete opposite of the mean grandma. She was nice to everybody...but she died in 2001. :(

I really dont think I have ever really been insulted that I would remember it, but I have dished a few out.

Years ago I was at a Bachelor party, friend of a friend type deal.

Stripper shows her skanky ass, ladies so you know, what you think goes on at a Bachelor party is actually much worse.

Anyways stripper is handing out her business card, sometimes putting it in her *Box* for a few guys to take out with their teeth.

She comes to my buddy and myself, hands him a card and then hands me one.

I told her I didnt want it if she was going to give it to me like that, she turns around and puts it in her *Box* and bends over right in front of me with her *Box* up in my face.

Now I love women but who knows where this PIG has been, I dont want that shit in my face. My buddy takes the card, and starts putting his fingers in there, telling me 'Hey Creeper check that shit out,'

I say real loud, "Hey Mike dont put your fingers in there, you dont know where that fucking skank has been, now go wash your hands with some industrial detergent."

This young *Cough* lady stands up turns around and calls me a fuking jagoff.

I threw out a few more insults to her about how proud her Mom and Dad must be that she allows a bunch of drunk pricks to finger bang her for about $50 bucks.

I was being nice, needless to say, I am not into strippers. If I want to see a woman get naked and seduce me I go home, and it dont cost me 20 bucks.

I went to a strip bar once in my life with some buddies, the girls sold tickets for the nighties that they were wearing. I was asked by this girl if I wanted to buy some tickets?

I say how much?? 5 bucks each. she says. I say " Are you going to take me out back behind the dumpster and blow me for that?"

She stormed off and didnt come back, friends werent to happy with me although they all had a good laugh about it later.

I really have charm with the ladies.



*Box*- best I could think of for cunt, pussy, snatch, mound,etc.
Didnt want to insult anyone.

And if any guys are pissed that I let the cat out of the bag about what goes on at Bachelor parties....tough shit.

And if you ladies get pissed at your men for it tough shit to you too.:p