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MichaelMyers 04-02-2005 06:06 PM
I'm running for Pope
 
I just heard that anyone can run, so I figured, what the heaven. Might as well throw my name in the hat.

First order of bidness. Let's bring back the Pope Mobile. I don't care if it makes you look like the dice from the game Trouble, you're pretty much the coolest to have if you have a ____-Mobile named after you.

[img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=pope+mobile/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=11uhbd72n/EXP=1112559952/*-http%3A//www.outcrybookreview.com/pope16.jpg[/img]

It definitely needs to be more decked out though, so I'm putting it on a special edition of Pimp My Ride. Pimp My Pope.

EVERYONE VOTE FOR ME

AUSTIN316426808 04-02-2005 06:18 PM
I'm not sure where you heard that but not just anyone can run.

FairyKorpes 04-02-2005 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I'm not sure where you heard that but not just anyone can run.
As long as you are Catholic and male, yes you can be Pope.

Edit: I found this

Quote:
It is unclear whether this is a strict requirement or a mere guideline, but it is generally agreed that the Pope must be male. And, while the Pope need not be a bishop or a priest, he should ideally have been baptized as a member of the Catholic church.

barbra 04-02-2005 06:50 PM
I never understood why the pope needed a bullet proof car. I know there are fanatics out there but if you're the pope, and you die, isn't that a good thing. It not like he would go to hell or anything.

AUSTIN316426808 04-02-2005 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
As long as you are Catholic and male, yes you can be Pope.

Edit: I found this


I was watching the news yesterday and I thought I heard otherwise but I guess I was wrong. Nobody but one of the Cardinals are going to be elected anyway.

MichaelMyers 04-02-2005 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I was watching the news yesterday and I thought I heard otherwise but I guess I was wrong. Nobody but one of the Cardinals are going to be elected anyway.
Wanna bet?

http://pitchas.homestead.com/files/ANTP.JPG

The STE 04-02-2005 07:20 PM
If you get elected pope, choose the name Pope Corkey

massacre man 04-02-2005 08:08 PM
Re: I'm running for Pope
 
Quote:
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
I just heard that anyone can run, so I figured, what the heaven. Might as well throw my name in the hat.

First order of bidness. Let's bring back the Pope Mobile. I don't care if it makes you look like the dice from the game Trouble, you're pretty much the coolest to have if you have a ____-Mobile named after you.

[img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=pope+mobile/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=11uhbd72n/EXP=1112559952/*-http%3A//www.outcrybookreview.com/pope16.jpg[/img]

It definitely needs to be more decked out though, so I'm putting it on a special edition of Pimp My Ride. Pimp My Pope.

EVERYONE VOTE FOR ME
i thought i was supposed to pimp it

ItsAlive75 04-02-2005 08:28 PM
If I become Pope I'm gonna get married and have kids, so I can piss all the Catholics off.

The STE 04-02-2005 08:33 PM
Or better yet, since they usually pick Biblical names, Pope Judas

ItsAlive75 04-02-2005 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by The STE
Or better yet, since they usually pick Biblical names, Pope Judas
hahaha

MichaelMyers 04-02-2005 08:51 PM
When I'm Pope, I'm making my own brand of condoms. I'll name it Holy Poli in honor of JP2, my favorite Polish pope.


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