Your Favorate Cuss Word
 

I don't know this maybe a stupid thread but here it goes


You know James Liptons Inside Actors Studio

When asks what the celebrity's favorate cuss word is?

That's my question

What's your favorate cuss word?

mine is SHIT, I definitly use it the most

above and beyone mine is FUCK!!! as an expression of extreme frustration or anger.

My fave Words are:
Fuck
Verdammt ( the German Word for Damn )

Frosted Nuts....

Okay, if no one has seen the James Lipton SNL sketch with Skreech...you won't get that.

Actually my fav. comment to call people is a fucktard. I've even gotton Tony to use that one before. Damn, Tony hasn't been on here in ten years...damn his fucktard computer.:D

Assclown.

Yeah, I'm a fan of Jericho's assclown. I love Jarrett's slapass more though. I forgot about those two.

I also forgot about rat soup eatin', insecure, honky mutha fucka!

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oh yeah and buttweasel

It's a theraputic thread, isn't it?

"Fignuts!" - Captain Murphy

"You got shamed!" (From a video-game party a few friends and I had... We were playing Super Smash Brothers and we would continuously pause the game in order to see what kind of sexual positions we could make the characters get into [Like Yoshis tongue grab on Marios crotch, or Kirbys suction power on Luigis crotch] and we would use the word "Shamed" for "Fucked")

"You Fargin' Bastitches!" - Roman Moronie from the movie "Johnny Dangerously"

"Fark!" - www.fark.com

"Assclown" - Already listed

"Sheisse" (sp?) - German for "Shit" (see Swearsaurus for more)

"Bonerchoker" - My own

"Go beat your kids/wife" - My own

"Go shoot your dog" - My own

"Stunner on _________" - My friend Bobby (RIP the Stunner)

"He can pick it" or "He can pick my cotton" - My friend Bobby, again (referring to cotton-picking)

"_________ needs AIDS" - Bob, again

There's more, but as you can tell, I don't like to actually use the swears themselves, but similar facsimiles thereof...

:D

*FADE OUT*

ok how bout a goofy gangser's favorite words
fargin ice-a-holes
and
you sums of bastages

From Johnny Dangerously of course!

But the one I use the most would have to be...
Larrass!
My husband's name is Larry and I call him Larrass! 'Course he answers to it, so I guess that's why it stuck!haha

Cuss
 

I always enjoy calling someone a "cocksucker."

It's just fun to say, when said with meaning . . . .



J.N.
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Now see, that just reminded me of another one Maroni uses in that movie.....CorkSockers! I think that's how ya'd spell it!

bitch-ass

I have three. Fuck, damn, and shit. I am also fond of cocksucker and assclown.

Here's some of his quotes from Johnny Dangerously's quotepage at IMDB

Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-sucker!

Roman Moroni: This is fargin war!

Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves.

I also like the headline they have of him which goes something like: "Roman Moronie Deported to Sweden," and in the subtext: "Claims He's Not From There."

Great movie... lotsa good gags...

*FADE OUT*

bitch wait in the car
something me and my friends say to each other.

also this makes me laugh every time i see it on army of darkness when he walks back into town and all the villagers are asking him questions. he says "get the fuck out of my face".

OK let me think AWWW F U C K... love it ... favorite phrase: Needle dick Butt F U C K E R and Holy Carniverous cowshit BATMAN.

Mine would be:


FUCK ME FREDDY!!!!!

from Dreamcatcher.

i also say "shit on a stick" a lot.

I hardly ever swear--I'm a lady:rolleyes: --but when I read this thread yesterday and saw "assclown" I must admit I've said it at least 20 times since! My BF thinks it's hilarious...like I said, I hardly ever swear and now I am saying THIS! He's getting a kick out of it.

Truthfully, the one thing I say when I get annoyed is "holy doodle"...now isn't that pathetic! LOL (I used to be a nanny so I suppose that is why I am used to watching my mouth:D)

Carrie

okkkk
 

YOU. FUCKING. JACKOFF!

YOU'RE A WALKING TALKING SHOULDA-BEEN ABORTION!


THE SECOND ONES MINE, LIKE IT?

I missed it :(

Oh well, I'll bump it anyways

Fuck:
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck.
Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word...
It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german
...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!

Fuck because (as previously mentioned) it is every part of speech and can be used in any situation.

Assclown is great, but me and my brother call each other "asshat" I like that a lot.

My girlfriends and I use Bitch and Slut alot also.

Merkin.

Look it up.

"cunt"

I gotta go with "fuck."

Mee-crob (sp?)

LOL I know where you got that from. A little animated film on the web. Cant remember the address. Anyway, if I find it, I will post the link so everyone can see where you got the idea from.
As for my favorites, I'm going with "cumstain," "cuntface," and "pig-fucker." :)

My favorite cuss word = SFF is a fat smelly cunt!


Hey SFF I know you work in TV.

I saw you on a Chick-fil-a commercial the other day.

I saw that cow and said god damn that's SFF.




























Heifer http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti...ers/fing29.gif

nope. Got it from George Carlin

Well, the animation I saw must have been a parody of that. Because it is word for word. Goerge Carlin used to be one of my favorite comedians. I really loved the one he did entitled "Stuff."

Get used to it she is a fucking troll!!! http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/498.gif

I have just as much, if not more of a right to be here as you. Tell me something. Are you here to discuss horror or to participate in flame wars? If your answer is the latter, then you are the one who needs to leave. I'm here to talk about horror. I suggest that you and a few other ignorant individuals on here to do the same.

I like his bit about the ten commandments. Not just because it's funny, although it is. It's great because it makes total sense, it IS a padded list

Yeah, I saw that one too, and loved it. He is one funny dude.

Shut up and get your nose out of Sam's ass you brown nosing bitch.

ass guy

Look here ass chap don't get me started on you.

I'm the last motherfucker you wish to piss off.

Ben Affleck....................er--



I mean damn, damdable, damned, dammit.... Pretty much just damn. Yeah, damn.

My favorite sentance is: "If I wanted your comeback, I'd wipe it off SFF's chin".