house fo wax remake
 

in all truth i have my doubts about the film. put it looks pretty good.

hell even if it is a bomb, id still like to see paris hilton and chad michael murray die, over and over again

so speak your mind. just dont turn this into a paris hilton trash thread. its not the actress, its the movie. besides shes not the main character elisha cuthburt.

she should suck fat donkey dick.

dude come on get off paris hiltons ass

her role wont deside the pictures fate.

besides i herd that she gets the worst death fo all.

talk shit about her on the simple life site

and no i dont have an infatuation with her. im just fucking fed up with hearing about her and not the damn movie

Dawn of the Dead "teenybopper" remake? What?

The film has "real" actors, not pin-ups. It has an R rating. It's pretty respectful of the genre and the history. Granted, its not as good as the original, but "slick teenybopper remake" just doesn't make sense.

i sure fucking hope you arent an example of your country's adults.

anyway .. you're just a punk ass kid yourself .. drop the act

i'll be a fat donkey anyday then ...

the girl has talent ! (in that arena)

I never said the DOD remake was a classic. I said it didn't butcher the idea of the original. I thought Boogeyman sucked too.

Y'know what I shake my head at? People who claim to be 33 yrs old (and repeat it quite frequently) and then fill their posts with grammatical mistakes.

"this countries youth"??

1. first off your all fucking mad

2. boogyman suck( more than paris)

3. i also wouldnt mind being a donkey dick if paris would suck it.

4. the elisha cuthburt embalming fetish is more than a little fucking up.

5. DOD remake was good, very good but not a classic. it was a much needed revival.

6. every one on this page has been on all of my others, stop stalking me, please

hahahaha

funny

like i said. fucking mad.

go masturbate with a cross

I HATE REMAKES

Well put:D

hey some are alright while other suck donkey balls.

Remakes waste real horror fans time.

They should stop the shit and start useing there heads to create stuff that's new.

as for new shit, alot of the new ideas suck far worse than any remake could ever possibly.

your also the guy who hates sequles, without sequils some of the greates movies of all time wouldnt exist.

Do you realize that there are great horror scripts being turned down, while studios keep producing sequels 'cuz people keep throwing there money away for the same old gimmicks.

I'm not saying I don't like Freddy movies or Jason movies or Michael Myers or leather face movies or chuckies, etc...., etc...., etc...

But good horror has no limits. By saying that I don't mean the number of sequels.

A Slasher film is a horror movie once then it turns to Comedy, and then turns to shit as they just pound out one tedious worthless sequel after another.

A great horror film is supposed to leave you feeling, and thinking about these horrors so it sparks imagination from the viewer.

It takes no imagination at all to tell the same story with different endings each time.

Freddy 1
Friday 1
Halloween 1
etc...
etc...
etc...
Good Horror

Freddy 2 and on
Friday 2 and on
Halloween 2 and on
Suck

i like new movies 2, im just saying i like sequles. it is true that they make way fucking too many of them though.

I would hold your enthusiasm for at least a little while longer. From my experience the trailer has absolutely no bearing on the film quality. The original House of Wax was a tremendous horror film; the decision to turn this into a Texas Chainsaw type rip-off was very disconcerting. In my opinion, the filmmakers missed a great opportunity to rework a classic film with a novel premise, instead eschewing originality to ride the lost in the woods, attacked by townies horror gimmick.

the new "house of wax" is basicly one of thouse movie that only has the title and a few other things in common with the original film.

yeah i know

Dude, you're kinda thinking about bleach way too much

I'm sorry but this is annoying the hell out of me... KUNG-FU-JESUS, LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL.

Despite this film having Paris Hilton in it, and it being a remake of a classic, I'm actually looking forward to it. 'The brothers' look weak as hell, but this film looks to have style and cheap thrills.
Pity they have totally rip off the remake of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre but, bleh.

i will see anything with paris hilton in it. her legs rock.
if she's naked i'll see it two times.


i'm starting me a fanclub.

i LOVE Paris Hilton !!!!!!!!!

The only things this has going for it are:

Paris Hilton dying
Whoever the guy who wrote the story

I say that second part because it [thankfully] sounds nothing like the original. Now, if only they'd do that with The Tingler remake...

i think paris hilton is hot.

Re: house fo wax remake
 

didnt even like the orginale

i saw the trailer for it today at the theater

it LOOKS cool (as they all do) but looking at the line up i think the writing/acting/plot EVERTHING will be shit

sucks.. remakes have the potential to be AwESOME (can spend more $$, better technolgoies, effects etc) but I guess since its horror, they never take the time/energy whatever. stick in a bunch of shitheads, horrible plot and yeh

:( sucks.

I'm just disgusted. You guys actually think this movie looks cool? Obviously, and according to some actual words, any movie that is considered a part of the horror genre and is slapped with an "R" rating is a good/scary movie. Big fucking whoop, I could make a movie about fluffy bunnys attacking New York, but if I put some naked chick in it or a little gore, and it'd be slapped with an "R" rating, you suckers would say "Well, it didn't look good, but it has an "R" rating so I bet it'll go down as a horror classic." Come on, the trailer was shit, and I actually got sick of Paris Hilton by the end of the trailer. I'll never last a whole movie. And Chad Michael Murray? You gotta be shitting me. He'll be fixing his hair right before he dies, or making out with Paris Hilton, who knows? I'm fed fucking up with remakes just completely embarrassing the name of the originals. This looks like just plain bad film making all around.

P.S. I completely agree with whoever was saying some "adults" here have to learn some grammar. Comes on/ noe won take you seriouss if u tipe lik this>

not everybody has english as there mother-lang....but we can talk norwegian if you like :p

To Slasherman and anyone else:

I'm sorry that I might have offended you...I did not mean what I said in a way to offend other languages...I'm just sick of seeing typos and just bad second grade grammar from those of you that do speak english as your mother-lang. Seriously, I'm not going to take anyone seriously if they spell 50% of what they're trying to say wrong.

BUT I still think House of Wax will suck ass, in a similar way that the new TCM was just a lot of gore slapped on to a very badly changed storyline or the way The Exorcist: The Beginning made people re-think their opinion on the scariest movie ever made.

Thank you...

i got no prob with being acused of being a bad speller, im am. alot of the time though i just get to typing to fast and hitting the wrong keys.

also who said that shit about "R" rated films in the first place. they are retarded. i hate "PG13" horror, not cause its"PG13" but because they suck. a movie dosnt have to have gore to be good. look at the original TCM it had barely any gore, and the exorcist. also same thing with the shining( not counting the elevator of blood, but other than that barely no blood). there horror classics and just about every one loves them.

as long as paris hilton gets naked I am cool with it.

dude, you know she's not going to. She made that whole thing about being humiliated by her porn tape, she aint gettin naked again...

'cept for that Playboy spread.

playboy spread ??

Yeah, the last playboy issue has a paris hilton spread. before that was the girl from Meet the Fockers....

both very good.

i will definately have to investigate the playboy issue ..
i bet she looks fantastic with a proper photographer ..

Jeesus Christ, you guys are a bunch of fucking horn dogs. What, do you guys jerk off 10 times a day?! Tits in movies were cool when we were about 11. Damn, you guys need to get some, because if you get excited over "R" rated movie boobs, either you're in 5th grade or just absolutley pathetic. And if you really want to see Paris's tits buy the fucking porno, but don't ruin a good horror movie by casting a chick who can't act worth shit.

"at least ten times a day" -Cowboy 'Full Metal Jacket'

take a mydol and lie down for a while .. you're visibly upset.

i guess its more mature to name yourself after your favorite band ?