Your first experience...
 

with guilt. :D (I see the thread trend, but I'm a trail blazer baby :cool: )

Do you remember it?

I remember I used to be babysat by this older couple. I was one of like 8 kids that were babysat everyday. One other girl and the rest were boys. Mainly what I remember was everytime we did something nice we got a cookie, and every time someone did something bad they got hit. Like training dogs eh? I don't think anybody ever told their parents or anything because I don't think he ever got in any trouble. I guess I was a good kid, because i don't remember getting in trouble really. Except I almost did this one time...

Anyway, I think I spilled juice on the carpet one day or something because I remember him yelling at me "Who did this?" I quietly pointed to one of the boys and he just smacked him really hard. The boy started crying so much that the stupid old man had to run to his cookie jar to get him to stop. Cookies solve everything when you're that age I guess.

So, do you remember your first experience with guilt?

I was five and my sister was three and she said "butt" and I thought she had more guts than me, so I said butt too. No one was around to hear it except other kids but I ratted myself out to my mother anyways. I felt really dirty for saying the word butt.

i remember vividly.

i was a kid in public school .. grade 2 or 3 ..
there was a little girl i liked so when we were joking around i said something stupid - it may have been in context with what was being said .. and i replied 'i bet your mother is a witch'
not maliciously .. i was smiling ..etc ...

so she gets this long face .. and everyone looks at me like i farted in a honda civic full of people or something ... and then someone told me her mother just passed away ..

i was devastated ... obviously - cause it still bugs me now 38 years later

I've always had these fucked up dreams. When I was 4 or so, I had a dream I was watching my Mom drown in the bathtub, and I wouldn't help her. I still feel guilty about that.
As far as the real world goes.......I always feel guilty about something:(

The first one I remember was seventh grade, my class had to stand in line and hand out assignments in to our teacher. I get up to the front, and let out the BIGGEST fart imaginable. I turn around to the girl behind me and say, "Meghan! Ewwww! Meghan farted!" Somehow everybody believed me.

If it were present time and I farted I'd just say, "Yeah that's mine."

Man... I thought this was going to be about your first sexual experience..

Lame

yeah but even then, you'd have to have had one to tell about it :D

.Guess you don't have to sit this one out anymore then.

I remember...once my sister and I had some stupid fight when we were 5&6 (I was 5), and I threw a butterknife at her. She bolted when I threw it, but it caught her on the back of the heel, and actually cut her....it started pissing blood.
She was just scard and crying n stuff, and I helped her dress and bandage it n everything, but still...I felt bad for weeks

Haha, I had one... once... WIT YO MOMMA!

:cool:

good lord ... its true then .. you would fuck anything !!!

yikes !!!

ahahahahahahaha

(you haven't seen my mom :)

"I'LL FUCK THIS BITCH, THAT BITCH. I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!"

I wasn't calling your mom a bitch... its just a quote :(

I woldn't be able to...me and my angelyness

guilt to sex in one page.

It's not that much of a jump really.

Have you seen all the threads that change from food to boobs and the ones that change from murder and free speech to... boobs? Urgeok and newb are a two man wrecking crew.

maybe someone really should send them some porn. you think a butt plug would help vent the sexual frustration?

This isn't a Horror forum. its more a angry a.d.d forum

We should all chip in and get them a matching pair of these:

Aneros Male G-Spot Stimulators.

http://www.extremerestraints.com/Mer...001/aneros.jpg

it looks like an alien baby. someone should make a movie staring sex toys. or maybe Im still the only one giggling.

I know someone here that already has one.

So was it worth the 50 bucks?

God dammit! I wasn't talking about me!

Fuck it... but yes its worth over 100 ;)

I gotta stop typing when I'm busy

guilt

i like that .. we should get t-shirts made :)

'the wrecking crew' on the front

and 'thing 1' or 'thing 2' on the back :D

I went to daycare when I was 4 or 5 and there was this little girl I HATED name Shelly. We were talking about our pets and at this point in my life I was obsessed with dogs, but I didnt own one. (I have since come to own one, and he's a little devil and I dont know why I wanted one in the first place) but anyway...so I told this little girl that I had a Collie.

Thats the end of the story. I felt guilty for lying to her, but I never told her that it was a lie.

i knew you were the spawn of satan the first time i saw you

:D

yeah, and whenever you see people on the street having an intelligent conversation about something you can come up and in a really loud obnoxious voice go "What are you guys talking about?" and then newb can shout "is it boobs?" and then you can recite that song about tight sweaters.

Hahahahahhahaha !!

only if we have our tshirts on though ...

ok, just for that pathetic one... :p What have you done that has made you feel the most guilty?

urge, I have had a horrible day, and that made me laugh out loud for the first time today. :D

glad to be of service ..

its a nice change for me .. i'm usually the cause of someone elses horrible day :)

most guilty, eh?

When my brother (who is away at college) comes home and all he wants to do is hang out with me, but I act like Im too cool and I have better things to do.

Or once when my mom wouldnt extend my curfew I told her that "just because she didnt have a social life in high school didnt mean she has to take away mine". Thats a really sensitive subject for her...:(

that made me laugh too.

:D

I was se7en and completely in a joking manner told someone that their dad must be blind(the car he pulled up in almost got into a wreck) and he said ''that's my uncle, my dad's dead'' and I felt like a royal peice of shit.


the most guilty I've ever felt was in 9th grade. I was arguing with somebody in the gym and eventually we started fighting, I hit him and he dropped to the floor and started shaking. The next day I got suspended for hitting someone who was seizure prone, that needless to say made me feel like.

If you were REEEEEAL pissed at him, you could've kicked into him when he was down, later claiming you were trying to find the "off switch".:D

- B.

LMAO!:D

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

Ever laugh really hard at something you probably shouldnt have? I just did :D

I kicked my brother in the nuts with steel toed tap shoes when I was around five. He had to throw up in the bathroom.

Like I said previously, I tend to laugh when something really traumatic happens to me. (Well, it depends on the event). I was in the first car wreck of my life when I started laughing hysterically.

I did the same thing when i hit the moose. once i finished screaming because it scared the shit out of me and i realized i was still alive.

Took me 3 hours to stop shaking though.

just people slipping on ice and falling on their ass.

i dont think i'd laugh if they landed with their head at a funny angle ... but ass is fair game ..


except ... shit ... remember billy madison where the clown on stilts falls on his head ... blood comes out his mouth .. and everyone who watches that scene laughs there asses off ...


they bring him back at the end of the movie (see, i'm not dead)
so you dont feel too guilty :)