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X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-02-2005 08:43 AM

hahahaha
 
"I hugged my brother yesterday and he got a boner"

This is what my friend told me today. is it just me or is that really fucking disturbing? I think that's a pretty big sign of physical attraction. How long was the hug anyway? 10-15 seconds long? lmao

What's the funniest thing you've heard in the last 48 hours?

Angra 03-02-2005 08:46 AM

Re: hahahaha
 
Quote:

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
"I hugged my brother yesterday and he got a boner"

is it just me or is that really fucking disturbing? I think that's a pretty big sign of physical attraction. How long was the hug anyway? 10-15 seconds long? lmao

What's the funniest thing you've heard in the last 48 hours?



That.:rolleyes:


How old is he? And how old are you? And are you attracted to each other?

If so, do you often spank each other then?:D

Vodstok 03-02-2005 08:50 AM

Are they from New Hampshire? Because most of the natives around here fuck their family members liek it's the Bachelor....


No, I am not from here, BTW. Not originally, anyway.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-02-2005 08:50 AM

Re: Re: hahahaha
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Angra
That.:rolleyes:


How old is he? And how old are you? And are you attracted to each other?

If so, do you often spank each other then?:D

I had the quoted and funniest thing you've heard in the last 48 hours.... I forget to mention that it was my friend who told me this. She's 17, her brother is 15

Angra 03-02-2005 08:51 AM

Other questions:

Why did you hug for so long?

And how did you notice that he had a boner?


I mean, if i was your brother i would try to hide it im sure.



I think he wants you, dolly.;)





Edit:


I think your "friends" brother has a crush on her. Wink, wink.;)

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-02-2005 08:52 AM

damn, learn to read. ;)

ShankS 03-02-2005 08:54 AM

you're so bad, you gave him a boner and left it at that. could have at least gone for some hand relief.

Vodstok 03-02-2005 08:55 AM

Come from a close family, do you, ShankS?

ShankS 03-02-2005 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
Come from a close family, do you, ShankS?
fuck that... I'm from a very far apart family talking in that sence.

Vodstok 03-02-2005 08:57 AM

:D you left yourself WIDE open to that one :)

Angra 03-02-2005 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
damn, learn to read. ;)

No way!


You have to ask your friend these questions. It´s important to me... I mean you.... US for christ sake!!!:D

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-02-2005 08:57 AM

I'm buying everyone hooked on phonics for christmas, don't say I never gave ya nothing. :p

ShankS 03-02-2005 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
:D you left yourself WIDE open to that one :)
only 'wide open' to the forum pervs :p

urgeok 03-02-2005 09:08 AM

i had a couple of friends .. brother and sister ... the brother openly admitted he wanted to bone his sister.
His sister knew it too ..

I'm pretty sure she showered with the door locked.
To be fair she said that she wished they werent brother and sister because she was attracted to him too.

Their father was a minister ..



so anyway .. this friends brother ...
he's 15 ..

shit when i was 15 i got a boner if the wind blew.
he probably already had one .. 15 year old guys walk
around with them all day - thats why they arent very bright at that age - no blood to the brain

Vodstok 03-02-2005 09:10 AM

Hey, I think I know those two....;)

http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/photo.../PLX068141.jpg

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-02-2005 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok

so anyway .. this friends brother ...
he's 15 ..

shit when i was 15 i got a boner if the wind blew.
he probably already had one .. 15 year old guys walk
around with them all day - thats why they arent very bright at that age - no blood to the brain

Would you say the chance that he is actually sexually attracted to her is low? I think she's still wondering and besides I like to pretend I'm knowledgeable in every area.

Angra 03-02-2005 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Would you say the chance that he is actually sexually attracted to her is low? I think she's still wondering and besides I like to pretend I'm knowledgeable in every area.

HEY!!! Your brother is a guy! We´re attracted to everything remotely feminist.;) It´s aaall part of nature and totally normal, baby.;) LOL

urgeok 03-02-2005 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Would you say the chance that he is actually sexually attracted to her is low? I think she's still wondering and besides I like to pretend I'm knowledgeable in every area.

i think it would depend on the hug.

was she grinding into him
was she wearing a wet bikini
did he get it at the time of the hug or was it already present.
who knows .. maybe he is !


or maybe he had a banana in his pocket...

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-02-2005 09:25 AM

I'm sorry angra, but I think you're retarded. :eek:

urge: not sure... haha gawd, look up awkward in the dictionary right?

Angra 03-02-2005 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok



or maybe he had a banana in his pocket...


LMAO!:p


Yup, that´s it!


I always use that one when it happens to me.:cool

:D



Actually i can still get a boner just by hugging a girl for 15 seconds. Of course if it takes that long theres mostly kisses involved.:) Aaaaahhh.......

urgeok 03-02-2005 09:28 AM

luckily i got through my 15 year old horniness period quickly.

unfortunately i get a boner when i see garden gnomes and lawn jockeys now.

newb 03-02-2005 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
luckily i got through my 15 year old horniness period quickly.

unfortunately i get a boner when i see garden gnomes and lawn jockeys now.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...0.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Angra 03-02-2005 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
luckily i got through my 15 year old horniness period quickly.

unfortunately i get a boner when i see garden gnomes and lawn jockeys now.


Yeah, that means you´re getting old, dude.;)

urgeok 03-02-2005 09:33 AM

ohhhhhhhhh wooooahhhhhhh


someone - anyone !! pass the kleenex !!!

newb 03-02-2005 09:34 AM

EDIT

newb 03-02-2005 09:35 AM

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

urgeok 03-02-2005 09:35 AM

i knew that one was coming .. but it dinna work laddie

ahh - ok, its there now

newb 03-02-2005 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
i knew that one was coming .. but it dinna work laddie

ahh - ok, its there now

got me a bad link

urgeok 03-02-2005 09:37 AM

actually, that gnome with the pants down was pretty damn hot .. i dont think kleenex is gonna cut it ...


maybe i just better get a ...

newb 03-02-2005 09:41 AM

Better get a bucket

http://www.montypythonpages.com/pictures/MoL/mol20.jpg

Hate_Breeder 03-02-2005 09:43 AM

What the fuck?

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-02-2005 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
What the fuck?
That about sums up this whole thread.

Angra 03-02-2005 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
That about sums up this whole thread.

Hey you started it, sister!;)

*zipping down*

Hate_Breeder 03-02-2005 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
That about sums up this whole thread.
No kidding hahah, the only thing to do now is make the thread even more random.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/.../a_danza_i.jpg

http://pansy-paws.com/baron%20site%2...%20Winston.JPG

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/fs/food/images/spinach.jpg

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-02-2005 09:54 AM

http://www.mfworks.com/chfa/incest.gif

urgeok 03-02-2005 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
http://www.mfworks.com/chfa/incest.gif
thats frickin funny

ShankS 03-02-2005 11:31 AM

..

Tat2 03-02-2005 05:06 PM

Re: Re: Re: hahahaha
 
Quote:

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I had the quoted and funniest thing you've heard in the last 48 hours.... I forget to mention that it was my friend who told me this. She's 17, her brother is 15


Hell, that answers it...They're from Kentucky!

bloody_ribcut 03-02-2005 08:25 PM

word to your mother
 
yeah. no dout this is gonna be lathargic baby, were gonna nead a crane to lift this son.

Sedated_replica 03-02-2005 08:30 PM

Tony Danza is the greatest person alive!

That picture is fucking awesome


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