riddle me this
 

why is it so slow around here today?

saturday, most people arent here

i am though... its daytime!! im scared of the lighttttttttttttttttttt

im gone later though, as most will be. i duno what theyre doing... but me? im wrestling (seriously)

last time i wrestled i got thumbed in the eye and ended up in the ER with a scratched cornea. it's all and games til someone loses and eye. ;) i have pics of it somewhere too.

im gonna kick his ass so it doesnt matter. i jst dont want to get my clothes dirty :(

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh trust me, i kicked his ass too. before and after he almost blinded me.

i havent cut my nails in a while so they r insanely long (neatly manicured, i might add)

would be nice to get somebody elses skin under them ;)

gah......you girls and fighting all the time. When will you ever grow up.:mad:

Hmmmmmm...girls...fighting...

http://www.musicpundit.com/archives/...20catfight.jpg

^^ its kinea like that fighting, but replace the one girl with a dude and replace the mud with nothing

^_^

Oh...forget it then. :(

well.. its gonna be in grass.. and it HAS been raining lately

..... do u like tall, skinny emo white boy and slightly obese short asian chick?

cut the slightly obese bullshit .. god she's such a wanker sometimes !!!!

well im certainly not morbid

ummm... mildly? LOL SHUT UP

Well, I'm a tall skinny white boy...but I'm sorry, I'm just not gonna budge on this. I have my mind set on 2 chicks wrestling in mud...and that's how it shall be. lol.


Slightly obese???? You're kidding right?

hey. maybe im not a model but i work with what i got

^_^ they should hire me id be a good model. america is chubby. :D and im cute.

yes she's full of shit .. she's skinny and damn near perfect.


not that you have to be skinny to be perfect ....

WHY

DOES

EVERYONE

THINK

IM

SO

DAMN

SKINNY?!?!

URGE SHOULD KNOW !! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Definitely not obese, or even slightly.

^_^ i like to call it chubalubs

Every girl I've ever been with or hang out with now, think they are fat...most of them are barely over 100 lbs.

So, it doesn't surprise me that you would think that about yourself, even though you're not fat or whatever you think you are.

oh trust me. im well over 100 lbs :) WELL over. im 5'2....

at this weight/height im good, dudes dig it... lose 10 probably still dig it. lose 20 id be a totall diff person

so long as i dont gain, im fine. with that siad, shower time!! i want it to be a clean match tonight!!

o·bese ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-bs)
adj.
Extremely fat; grossly overweight.


Nigga please

:D

Whiter-than-Larry-Bird Canadians can't get away with saying something like that...can they?

lol

Stfu cracker...:p

cha ching!! :D that's better then the fight where i got hurt for sure.

lol.

You cracka-ass, cracka!

http://www.gamedayticketsusa.com/con...chris-rock.jpg

Fluff...if thats your ass in your avatar...you got no worries girl.

...where's my table tennis table??:cool:

GreenCake, Why are you wrestling on the grass at night? You got me worried about you now. It can´t be healthy?.... STOP IT!!!!!

i ended up not doing it, i did something much more dreadful

.... i better not say what it was LOL. well i will sometime. but not now, im sleepy

:) on a side note, i was driving home and saw a dalmatian on the corner, very big, very clean. hada collar on but no tags. so i opened the car door it came over and i pet it. tried to put it in the car (i dont want him running around at night) but he woldnt go.

so i opened my windows and was callin to him. headed to me neighbors hours on the corner (i am in the middle of the cul de sac). anyway, i called to him, met him half way. tried to take him home but he kept heading to my neighbors house. walked up there with him and it seemed like it was his place. SOOO i opened up the fence and he ran back in

lol. im really hoping that was the right place! even if it isnt though, id prefer he be in the wrong perosns back yard than just running around on the streeet. but im pretty sure its my neighbors..

WOOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOO!
I hope the dog turns up at home.

I hope that the dog wasn´t just eager to hump your Neighbor´s cute little Chiwawa. :rolleyes: LOL

lol. im pretty sure it was the right house. i see them outside right now and im temptd to tak to em but im stil in PJs

i was just surprised at how smart the dog was. i tried to get him in my car and he wouldnt. so i drove with him slowly. i went, met him half way up, and tried to bring him to my house and he wouldnt come!! really smart dog.

so u know, its like all those lassie episodes 'lassie whats up what do u want' so i was tklain to him and hed led me right to home..

LOL now im really wondering if it was his home!! big dalmatian!! very clean, beautiful... very friendly, dalmatians tend to get a bad rap. esp since the whole 101 dalmatians thing, everyone bought everyone puppies and when they grew up they all ended up at shelters and junk cuz peoepl ditn take care of em and they got aggressive :/