I'm going out with a blonde girl......
 

...that is so blonde...

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.'

If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

She studied for a blood test... and failed.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.

She sold the car for gas money.

When she heard that 90 percent of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.


:D :D

that fuckin taco bell one is superb ....roflmao.

HAHAHA!:mad: :p

lol, how do you put up with her?

pull the valve plug and deflate her...

:p :D ;)

LMFAO!!! :D

Re: I'm going out with a blonde girl......
 

The whole thing was funny but these are priceless.

LMAO.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

You mean you're not supposed to do that? I'm gonna have to look into this.....:(

Two blonds were driving through the tunnel to Disneyland when they came up to a fork in the road...

the fork read "Disneyland Left <--" so they turned around and went home.


:D

A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bird.''
And the blonde looks up and says, ''Where?''

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks?
A: Nothing.

A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called out, ''Hey, you on the street, can you see my ear down there?'' The guy on the street picks up an ear saying, ''Is this it?'' ''No,'' was the reply from the blonde carpenter, ''mine had a pencil behind it.''

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''

Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says "If you can count all my sheep I'll let you have any one you want." The blonde looks around her for a moment and says, "You have 356 sheep." The farmer exclaims, "Wow -- you're exactly right. I guess blondes really aren't dumb. Now go pick yourself out a sheep."
The blonde makes her choice, picks it up, comes back to the farmer to thank him. "Oh no," he says, "you can't have that one." "Why not?" asks the blonde, "you said I could have any sheep I wanted." And the farmer says, "Ma'am, that's my dog."

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said, ''DON'T WALK.''

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?
A: You get to park in handicapped zones.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted

*Looks at you*
*Turns around and leaves*

THis thread is dumb, blonde people aren't actually dumb.
OK?

more blonde jokes are told to me by blonde women than anyone else...

Are you sure about that?

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages...ca_simpson.jpg

http://www.lite98.com/timages/page/C...0the%20Sea.jpg

I was talking about real people. She doesn't count.

Aaaauuw... Don´t take it personaly, sweety. It´s all the other blonds they are talking about. Not you. ;) L

rofl... chicken of the sea. hahahah

and to think, all the jokes that Vamp posted are after only one day without school. Geez, you're notorious for those.

is she a robot or something?

..or is she made of plastic?

How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?????
Tell her a joke on Tuesday. :p

whats the difference between a blonde and a mercedes benz ?

I've never been inside a mercedes benz :D

A blonde, out for a walk, comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river, then shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

Oh, right.

But you're talking to me as if I am a very young child.
Hmm...?

Yeah...I see NO reason whatsoever for THAT...

reason for what?

:mad: ;)

Shank you nasty shit........... :D :D :D

This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"







There was a slight pause...

















The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

rahahahhahh :D :D


;)

I said "very" :(

I said "goober"

Yay! Shanks has a girlfreind!

And she is cute ;)

she's not blonde !

its an old picture

rofl... she's got hairy nipples just like the hairy bush