letting boy\girls down easy
 

okey hypothetically say your in 8th grade and this boy likes you but
1)your not interessted
2)he smells like fish
3)He's UGLY:eek:
what do you say to them?

Re: letting boy\girls down easy
 

"i'm not interested, you smell like fish, and you're ugly" should work fine

oh yea and wake up in the hospitol wing oh joy

http://www.barchezmo.com/fun02/780.jpg ?

Say you'd rather be friends. Believe me, Ive got that enought times to know....it works

hmmmm yes

who the hell can remember back as far as the 8th grade ?
i was like a fucking zygote back then ..

uhh it was 2 years ago.

Well, Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Give him those candy hearts with the saying on them.


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IF you learn nothing else in your life, know that being honest is the only way to go. No need to be mean or disrespectful, just honest.

Re: letting boy\girls down easy
 

"fuckoff!"....simple,

oh and if i was back in 8th grade, or whatever that is and I found out a gayboy liked me.... I'd lead him to the wood work rooms, strap him to the desk, to get him excited, then clamp his head in a vice and get the biggest drill I could find and drill through his head.

i love orange juice

Beer yeah I like beer, and oh yeah whiskey to.

Yes, they are both better than orange juice.

just tell him you don't like him.. I'm not commenting on that Vamp:D

i still like mine best

He smells like Fish..... and he's a dude?

orange juice is tasty, refreshing, and very healthy. thats why i like it!!

Gives me heartburn, come to think of it so does this thread:p .

I was once told I smell Like Coconuts! :eek:

Tell him that you really like him and want to have sex with him. Then, arrange to meet him somewhere public, get all your friends to turn up and point and laugh at him. And spit on him. Then tell him in front of them all that he's an ugly stinking bastard and you'd rather die than go anywhere near him. Then give him a knife and tell him to go and slit his wrists cos no one will ever miss him and everyone hates him and wishes he was dead.

That ought to do it.

Re: letting boy\girls down easy
 

i'd say that if he smells like fish then he's already getting all the action he needs.




i'm sorry. couldnt resist.

stupid joke for a stupid thread.

hmmmmm.... tastes like chicken!!

HUN......there is no letting down easy! just give it to him strait. he'll hate you for a while but in the end he'll respect you more. trust me i know, im like a relationship guru!!!!

Re: letting boy\girls down easy
 

tell him you're not a lesbian....but in his case you'll learn

you might want to have a close personal female friend nearby to french kiss - in case he doesnt believe you.

how about, your in 8th grade and it doesnt matter?

tell him to get a shower.

That would probably work, and besides, you don't really have to deal with that stuff for a few years, in your case. A shower would be a better idea, but we want to hear about him crying because some bitch didn't want him.

Then your not putting the right booze in your O.J.:D

Oh, and just hand the Smelly ugly guy a bar of soap and a mirror.

Or just throw up on his shoes next time he asks you out.

Or,

Say, my Dad has just been released from Prison for killing my last boyfriend, he would really like to meet you.:D

heh heh heh heh... I'd like to say that, but I already have -quite literally- a posse out to get my boyfriend who are all on my command, that is, if he does anything bad.:rolleyes:

And Im scared for my life!

Lol, not like I need to worry, I wont give you ay reason for you to sick 'em on me:p

heh heh heh heh ....
if i was him i'd dump your ass in 10 seconds flat ..
and get my own bigger posse.


no offense.

If you knew how many people there are lined up to beat my face in.....you'd have different thoughts. I wouldnt be among the living long enough to walk down the hall, lol.

Plus, I have no reason to dump her anyway:D

Why would she want a bigger pussy? I would think a tighter one would be more appealing. They sell those ben-wa balls you can use to strengthen the interior vaginal muscles.

i forgot you 2 were an item and she left that for you as a dig ..

I take it back !

jesus Newb, she's like 13 or something .. thats creepy !

After a few beers, Newb can't tell the difference.....:D

If they're old enough to crawl, then dammit, they're in the right position anyway.......:eek:

14 and NO FUCKING WAY. lol. I'm turning 15 in like two weeks, and yes, I'm :
1) way too young for you
2) not a fucking hope!

btw, it was NOT pussy, it was posse!