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Angra 01-08-2005 11:52 AM

worst horror movie title?
 
so... What is the worst name for a horror movie title that you can imagine or that you have seen?

We have some examples:

Pythagoraz Says:

1: The Giant Flag!

2: return of the killer tomatoes 9 - They have not returened for the last time... Yet!

3: the killertomatoes


Angra says:

1: Return of the mutant zombie snails X

2. Hitler 2 - the revelation

3. The big scary bogeyman will rip out your heart and stepdance on it XIII

Gren the cake 01-08-2005 01:49 PM

LAWNMOWER MAN!!

AUSTIN316426808 01-08-2005 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by Gren the cake
LAWNMOWER MAN!!
i agree until i think of something even more retarded

TheOmen 01-08-2005 02:37 PM

Ginger Snaps , Jeepers Creepers , I know What You Did Last Summer or FearDotCom.

Angelakillsluts 01-08-2005 02:40 PM

...
 
Popcorn

AUSTIN316426808 01-08-2005 02:43 PM

Re: ...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
Popcorn
there's a horror movie called popcorn?

it must have something to do with a movie theater right?

Angelakillsluts 01-08-2005 02:52 PM

Re: Re: ...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808

it must have something to do with a movie theater right?

Nope. :p

AUSTIN316426808 01-08-2005 02:56 PM

Re: Re: Re: ...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
Nope. :p
then what is it about?

is it worth watching?

filmmaker2 01-08-2005 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by TheOmen
Ginger Snaps , Jeepers Creepers , I know What You Did Last Summer or FearDotCom.
Hey Omen...

I am tuned in to your wavelength.

The titles you mention are my idea of "supremely stupid Hollywood Crap Titles" also.

In the case of "Last Summer," the film is also unwatchably, abysmally terrible, I feel.

Angelakillsluts 01-08-2005 03:04 PM

Re: Re: Re: Re: ...
 
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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
then what is it about?

is it worth watching?

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id...f=info&intl=us

When I saw it, it was very late and I was kind of drifting in and out of consciousness... From what I remember it was alright, I should watch it again.

AUSTIN316426808 01-08-2005 03:07 PM

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id...f=info&intl=us

When I saw it, it was very late and I was kind of drifting in and out of consciousness... From what I remember it was alright, I should watch it again.

i wonder why they didn't just call it the possessor.

Angelakillsluts 01-08-2005 03:11 PM

...
 
Probably because they were high. It would probably make a good anti-drug commercial.

Successful marketing, my anti-drug.

AUSTIN316426808 01-08-2005 03:26 PM

Re: ...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
Probably because they were high. It would probably make a good anti-drug commercial.

Successful marketing, my anti-drug.

lol good one

The_Return 01-08-2005 04:54 PM

Teenage Zombies

I_Still_Know! 01-08-2005 05:00 PM

Pin.


http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id...f=info&intl=us

The_Return 01-08-2005 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by I_Still_Know!
Pin.


http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id...f=info&intl=us

I almost bought that today, but got Dog Soldiers instead

furballothrills 01-08-2005 05:16 PM

The movie made (really just to make fun of most horror movies, like a ripoff of Scary Movie) called:
Scream If You Know What I Did Last Summer
heh heh, they couldn't pronounce Chanukah!

The_Return 01-08-2005 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by furballothrills
The movie made (really just to make fun of most horror movies, like a ripoff of Scary Movie) called:
Scream If You Know What I Did Last Summer
heh heh, they couldn't pronounce Chanukah!

I thought it was Shriek if you know what I did Last Friday the 13th? There could be more than one though, I guess....

furballothrills 01-08-2005 05:26 PM

I'm assuming there are shitloads more, but I'm pretty sure that's the one I watched. Yikes, now I'm confused lol.

The_Return 01-08-2005 05:26 PM

Here it is!

furballothrills 01-08-2005 05:33 PM

Nope! That's not it!:p It was on TV like four years ago, and it's not on the IMDB! Eep, maybe
1) that's not the real title- but then again neither is yours
2) it just never made it to the big screen

damage_plan 01-08-2005 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Return
I thought it was Shriek if you know what I did Last Friday the 13th? There could be more than one though, I guess....

Scream If You Know What I Did Last Halloween was almost the title for Scary Movie.

bloodrayne 01-08-2005 05:36 PM

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things...Very misleading...There weren't even any children in the movie :rolleyes:

furballothrills 01-08-2005 05:42 PM

Damnit you were right, Vamp. Pretty sad, I had to watch the trailer to find out which movie it was. The cover's very misleading..

Sedated_replica 01-08-2005 07:11 PM

BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS....






okay I win

Kitty 01-08-2005 07:14 PM

scarymovie 1,2and3 are all misleading

Sedated_replica 01-08-2005 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by Kitty
scarymovie 1,2and3 are all misleading
only to you..

Tat2 01-08-2005 07:50 PM

O.K. Here we go...
 
Her is a small list of badly named movies;

Rabid Grannies
Redneck Zombies
Cannibal Girls
The Devils Honey
Breakfast at Manchester Morgue
Living Dead of Manchester Morgue (AKA Don't open the Window)
We're Going to Eat You!
Flesh Eating Mothers
Bloodsucking Freaks in Pittsburgh
Hard Rock Zombies
I Was a Teenage Zombie
I Was A Zombie for the F.B.I.
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
Zombie High





**The original title of Roger Watkins Last House on Dead End Street ( 1977) was Cuckoo Clocks of Hell!
:D
**1981's Monster Hunter was also known as Horrible, Absurd, Anthropophagus!:D
**Italian Film Un Gato Nel Cervello AKA A Cat In The Brain. :D

These are all real titles to real movies, just in case you weren't sure. Of course, I would probably buy most of them if I could find them on DVD!:D :D :D

urgeok 01-08-2005 08:10 PM

Robot Monster

Godzilla VS the Smog Monster


pretty much anything with monster in the title ...

TheOmen 01-09-2005 12:02 AM

Quote:

We're Going to Eat You!
Isn't that just the slogan for Zombi(2)?

pythagoraz 01-09-2005 01:35 AM

Re: O.K. Here we go...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tat2
Her is a small list of badly named movies;

Rabid Grannies
Redneck Zombies
Cannibal Girls
The Devils Honey
Breakfast at Manchester Morgue
Living Dead of Manchester Morgue (AKA Don't open the Window)
We're Going to Eat You!
Flesh Eating Mothers
Bloodsucking Freaks in Pittsburgh
Hard Rock Zombies
I Was a Teenage Zombie
I Was A Zombie for the F.B.I.
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
Zombie High





**The original title of Roger Watkins Last House on Dead End Street ( 1977) was Cuckoo Clocks of Hell!
:D
**1981's Monster Hunter was also known as Horrible, Absurd, Anthropophagus!:D
**Italian Film Un Gato Nel Cervello AKA A Cat In The Brain. :D

These are all real titles to real movies, just in case you weren't sure. Of course, I would probably buy most of them if I could find them on DVD!:D :D :D

I have to go with "Cuckoo Clocks of Hell" thats pretty lame... or Rapid Grannies.... well anyway, -they all suck :D

chaos731 01-09-2005 04:27 AM

Demon Wind...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099401/...b24_;fc=1;ft=9

is it a horror movie or is it a film about the aftermath of really spicy food?

;)


White Noise...
is it a horror movie or is it a film about the grunge scene in Seattle?

Angra 01-09-2005 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chaos731
Demon Wind...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099401/...b24_;fc=1;ft=9

is it a horror movie or is it a film about the aftermath of really spicy food?

;)


White Noise...
is it a horror movie or is it a film about the grunge scene in Seattle?

LOL. Sounds like a classic!! :p

Tat2 01-09-2005 10:41 AM

Nope!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by TheOmen
Isn't that just the slogan for Zombi(2)?

No. "We're Going to Eat You" Was made in 1981 by Tsui Hark, and Zombie 2 was made in 1979 by Lucio Fulci.;)

urgeok 01-09-2005 12:40 PM

Re: Nope!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tat2
No. "We're Going to Eat You" Was made in 1981 by Tsui Hark, and Zombie 2 was made in 1979 by Lucio Fulci.;)

90% of Hong Kong films have rediculous names ..
I think something gets lost in the translation.

or ... 90% of Chinese filmmakers are rediculous...

meetthecreeper 01-09-2005 01:06 PM

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

pythagoraz 01-09-2005 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Respect!!!

Sedated_replica 01-09-2005 01:57 PM

ATTACK OF THE KILLER CONDOMS






yes, its real

TheOmen 01-09-2005 10:31 PM

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No. "We're Going to Eat You" Was made in 1981 by Tsui Hark, and Zombie 2 was made in 1979 by Lucio Fulci.
Okay. But on my Zombi 2 25th anniversary edition , it says "We're going to eat you!"

Angra 01-10-2005 03:20 AM

How about " ressurection of the humping killer chihuahua"?
Dosnt exist though... Sadly. L


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