Guns
 

I am not trying to start a debate on gun ownership/the right to bear arms. I do however own a couple of guns. I looked out the front door a little while ago and noticed two dogs tearing apart my trash at the road, which is waiting for the garbage truck to come today. I yelled at the dogs, but they just looked at me. I got two pans, walked out about halfway towards the road and started banging them together, again they just looked at me. So I went back inside, got one of my handguns, and shot three times into the hillside about 80 feet South of my house. They left quite quickly to say the least.

Now I live in a very rural area, my nearest neighbor is at least ¼ of a mile away. The hillside is in a wooded area in the opposite direction. No roads, no people, no nothing, I even own about half the wooded area I am talking about. It just so happens a young lady who happened to drive by my home as I was standing outside with the gun, (I even waved to her, because that’s the country thing you do). Well she calls the cops and reports a man with a gun.

The cops show up at my door and ask me to come outside, I asked what for? They said they had a report of someone at my residence with a weapon. I told them I owned a couple of guns and asked if that was a problem. They said it was not a problem but they needed to verify my identification and check to see if the gun was registered. In short, they wanted to verify who I was, if this was my home, and if it was legally my firearm. I told them I would go get my wallet and my gun to show them. They freaked out! They said do not go back into your residence, or we will take it as an aggressive act! I told them that’s where there at. They said until they could verify my ID I would not be allowed into the house! Well I am getting pretty mad right about this time, and asked them how can I ID myself without my wallet? They said they would have to run me through some computer and check me out. So I told the one guy, “look, it’s cold out here, I’m tired and want to go to bed. I’d normally not let you just come in my house but if it will make you happy let’s go.” Well there just happy as shit now! One of them, Darrin was his name, goes in first, me next then Richard brings up the rear. We walk over to the cabinet in the kitchen where my wallet is and get my drivers license out, there getting happier…now they want to see the guns. I told them they are in a safe in the bedroom, so off we go, Starsky, I mean Darrin was first again. They make me wait by the bed, while I tell Starsky the 4-digit combo to the safe! He takes out the 2 handguns, checked to see if they are loaded and starts acting somewhat normal. Hutch, I mean Robert says run the numbers with dispatch so we can get out of here, and leave this guy alone! So blah, blah, blah he starts running the numbers, the other guy asked if he could use my restroom! I am like sure, all the while I am thinking, “want me to fix you guys a snack too!”

So everything checks out OK, and it is ha ha, you know how women are! They leave, and now I am sitting here, pissed off out of my mind and wide awake.

That sounds like my kinda luck!! I would have been pissed too!!

Next time (if there is one) ask them if you can see their guns also....and ask for the combo to the shotgun mounted in the front seat......Seems fair.....

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I know it's definately an inconvenience but they're only doing their job. It makes sense to me why they wouldn't let you go get the guns yourself if you didn't have ID on you anyway.

Where was Huggy Bear when all this shit was goin' down???

http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/media_ce...uggy_hoops.jpg

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angela, you have the right to bare arms.
bare shoulders are also nice.

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Bare ass...

even better!

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you're so crass ...

mr poopy pants.

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Hahahahaha. I wasn't necessarily referring to her ass. Just bare asses in general.

And anyway...who are YOU to be calling ANYONE crass??

Mr. I shot a load in my wife's eye...lol

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LOL!

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hey ! me too !


when did you start signing your name like that ? :)

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hahahahahahaha. I love you, urge.

Just don't point that thing in my direction. :cool:

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dont worry, those little sunglasses you have on will protect you :)

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LOL. That's actually why I did that...I'm surprised you caught that!

You are as sharp as a cool ranch Dorito.

advanced age does have a couple of perks.

like, all knowing,
all seeing,
clearer priorities
seniors discounts
painful urination ...oops that one goes in the minuses queue.

I hear that's actually what sunglasses were originally invented for, but they weren't called sunglasses back then...

portable face mounted dual ocular spooge guards ?

Cumglasses, Wad-goggles, lemonade shades...

yeah, they went by a few different names back then.





:D

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I knew you'd both be compelled to fill in that blank. :D

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i knew that you knew that i would and i didnt want to disappoint you :)

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That's more like it. ;)

wad goggles hahaha

baby-batter blinds ? :)

personally i'm shocked and dissapointed that a fine proper young lady like angela would even know what we are delicately alluding to !

for shame !

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Does it concern anyone else that this thread went off topic mid-way throught the first page? OK, nevermind. :p

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so we went from guns (the taker of lives) to spooge (the giver of life)


so which topic is healthier ?


(hey you americans, this is a test !)

Tell me about it!

Those fucking goths are nothing but bad news on wheels!

I don't know which is funnier. Calling me proper, or thinking that you are delicately alluding to something. :p

i'm hoping it's 'Calling me proper'

:D

I think Hap and Urge shouldnt be alowed in the same thread ever again :p

Anyway, anybody remeber Kpro's gun tales? Lmao, that dudes a madman with a firearm [So he claims ;)]

You will NEVER split us up!

We are like Batman and Robin...

Cagney and Lacey

Salt n Peppa

Kid n Play

Johnson & Johnson

Tango and Cash

Mickey and Minnie

Chandler and Joey

Spic and Span

King and Kong

Ping and P...OK YOU GET THE IDEA!

pip and pop !!


or am i the only one here that watches Bear in the Big Blue House ?

*crickets chirping*












































Yup.

uncultured swine !

just doin they job

i mean think about if it wasnt you, it couldve been someone else. and that someone couldve been registereed sex offender who had stolen the guns etc etc...

and what wrong with them usin the bathroom? MAN!!

hate to say but as annoying as that woman may be shit she may end up saving somebody life! its better to open ur mouht and take a chance at perhaps bothering a person that turns out to be OK, than to keep ur mouht shut, wonder, and maybe let somebody fucked up in the head get away ...

This is always funny to me! ^^^^^^^^^^


We totally wreck someone's respectable thread with utter nonsense...then outta nowhere, someone comes along and posts on-topic. Then I get all fucked up with what is actually going on.

I'm disoriented.

yeh and its even odder when its ME of all people, going on the topic!

neway i just had to say something cuz it was about my people!!!! :D :D :D

Bwahaha

Rule #1 of the HDC book of rules. :p

rules are made to be broken, angelanicelegs

I would reply to this...but I'm not sure if I'm allowed to. :(


Aww fuck it...rules ARE meant to be broken, angelabeatufileyes.

;)

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*tosses rule book in the fire* :p