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Haphazard 01-05-2005 10:11 AM

You're going to Hell! What Movie Are You Bringing?
 
That's right...you're hellbound, and the Prince of Darkness is requesting that you bring only one movie with you that will entertain the masses down there. Which movie would you bring?

Be careful of what you choose. If Satan doesn't approve of your flick...you will burn!

urgeok 01-05-2005 10:18 AM

Annie.


if that isnt a one way ticket to hell, what is ?

AUSTIN316426808 01-05-2005 10:24 AM

The Exorcist

masterbation with crucifixes
preist dying
demonic possesion

if he doesn't like that then what does he like.

Haphazard 01-05-2005 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
The Exorcist

masterbation with crucifixes
preist dying
demonic possesion

if he doesn't like that then what does he like.

That's what I'm bringing too!

Haphazard 01-05-2005 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
Annie.

urge...burn mother fucker!

http://img2.imagevenue.com/loc86/9141c_burn.jpg

filmmaker2 01-05-2005 11:00 AM

Well, since Hell is supposed to be torturous, how about:

"Manos: Hands of Fate"

ShankS 01-05-2005 12:00 PM

Re: You're going to Hell! What Movie Are You Bringing?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Haphazard
That's right...you're hellbound, and the Prince of Darkness is requesting that you bring only one movie with you that will entertain the masses down there. Which movie would you bring?

Be careful of what you choose. If Satan doesn't approve of your flick...you will burn!

'Debbie Does 10 Anal Probes In Dallas'

The STE 01-05-2005 01:27 PM

well, if I'm already going to hell, I'm going to rape and kill a bunch of virgins and nuns and videotape that, add on a kick ass (and often times hilariously inappropriate) soundtrack, credits, letterbox it, and bring that with me



or maybe South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

Haphazard 01-05-2005 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The STE
well, if I'm already going to hell, I'm going to rape and kill a bunch of virgins and nuns and videotape that, add on a kick ass (and often times hilariously inappropriate) soundtrack, credits, letterbox it, and bring that with me

Perfect. ;)

urgeok 01-05-2005 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The STE
well, if I'm already going to hell, I'm going to rape and kill a bunch of virgins and nuns and videotape that, add on a kick ass (and often times hilariously inappropriate) soundtrack, credits, letterbox it, and bring that with me



or maybe South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut


you think you'll be able to actually find some virgins ?

Haphazard 01-05-2005 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
you think you'll be able to actually find some virgins ?
I married the only one I ever found.

Then she became a whore...lol.

kpropain 01-05-2005 02:01 PM

Def. Dawn Of The Dead original...


Since hell was full the first time around, maybe I can return them home..

The_Return 01-05-2005 02:03 PM

As Usual, a respectable convo ultimatly leads to sex talk. No surprizes there:rolleyes:

Anyway, Id probably take.....Barneys Great Adveture!!! THERES some fucking torture [Ive been forced to before, I know from experience]

Haphazard 01-05-2005 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Return

Anyway, Id probably take.....Barneys Great Adveture!!!

Sorry, Return...but you shall burn here!

http://img2.imagevenue.com/loc86/9141c_burn.jpg

Tat2 01-05-2005 02:10 PM

Movie in Hell
 
I would say the Exorcist, but that has already been used, so I guess I would have to go with "Gates of Hell" or "Demons".

The STE 01-05-2005 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
you think you'll be able to actually find some virgins ?
Even if I have to troll the local daycare center

Hate_Breeder 01-05-2005 03:50 PM

Darkness Falls

Gren the cake 01-05-2005 04:18 PM

robin hood men in tights!

Marroe 01-05-2005 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The STE





or maybe South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

That's my pick......Satan is the star.

DraculaInDallas 01-05-2005 10:47 PM

Asian Cock Suckers Vol. 7 :D


* post # 800 * :)

evil_blonde 01-05-2005 11:25 PM

This reminds me of primary school. Only it was like, going to the moon or the beach.

Hm.

I_Still_Know! 01-06-2005 03:46 AM

From Hell.

ChEEbA 01-06-2005 07:59 AM

In hell, there IS no movies...there's only reruns of infomercials about shoe-buffers.

george 01-06-2005 08:50 AM

i would bring frikn Napoleon Dynamite! it's just plain good fun.:cool:

george 01-06-2005 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChEEbA
In hell, there IS no movies...there's only reruns of infomercials about shoe-buffers.
watch it, i like infommercials. 5am t.v. right there.

dantehorrorfan 01-06-2005 08:52 AM

The Omen satan would probly like that or Scarface "say hello to my lil friend!!!!!"

ShankS 01-06-2005 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Asian Cock Suckers Vol. 7 :D


* post # 800 * :)

you know you should stop watching those oriental shemale videos.....

Tat2 01-06-2005 12:50 PM

forced
 
We would probably be forced to watch reruns of the Brady Bunch, Family Affair and Pippi Longstocking...................Damn that would be Hell!:(

DraculaInDallas 01-06-2005 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShankS
you know you should stop watching those oriental shemale videos.....
LMFAO!!!! :D

urgeok 01-06-2005 04:19 PM

Re: forced
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tat2
We would probably be forced to watch reruns of the Brady Bunch, Family Affair and Pippi Longstocking...................Damn that would be Hell!:(

pee pee longstocking is a great choice..

i'm sure satan has a golden shower/lingerie fetish just like the rest of us !

kpropain 01-06-2005 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChEEbA
In hell, there IS no movies...there's only reruns of infomercials about shoe-buffers.

HAHAHA LMFAO:D


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