Whats your biggest fear?
 

Mine would be Sharks (probably do to a shark attack when i was younger)

and

puking.....i would rather die then throw up

Have to be dieing alone for me. Or to die extremely young

Runner Ups:

Maggots
Drive-Bys
and Fever Blisters

without puking you would die...

probbaly kinda like hate breeders

hopefuly can find someone who doesnt bore me. and is patient. extremely patient

its fun playin but one day i got to stop right?

anyway. dark and heights scafe me a lot. or if someone was in my room that wasnt posed to be there o0o0o0

or being raped.

Not being remembered.

I dont know why people fear death. You must have very incomplete lives.

george bush getting relected....wait its allready happend!!!!....anyway...being stranded in the middle of the ocean,having sw episode 3 suck <-----has high hopes though:cool: ,spiders even though i held a trarantula in my hand for 10 seconds"shivers" and finally the world ending before i die....:)

Harm befalls one of my four children.

Dentist

Anal Probes

Running out of beer at 10:05 on a saturday night.

Oh we know ya love 'em;)

I dont think you have to worry about that, my freind :D

We've seen the pictures :). Plus, who could ever forget "Twatsylvania"? I strongly believe that if i get alzheimer's, the one thing i will remember will be twatsylvania,much to the horror of the nursing home staff :D

i fear maggots as well, and dead things in general.
Even though they arent real, i have a severe phobia of zombies. I still get zombie nightmares....

I also occasionally think about what it would be like if my wife got pregnant, and died while giving birth. That thought absolutely crushes me.

Lmao, i ment after i die. Sorry, i should have clairified that.

Nothing says Christmas is here, like a turd with a Santa hat:p

Howwwwdy-HO!
"Santa Claus is on his way
He's loaded goodies on his sleigh
To drop them off on Christmas Day
And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'
Folks'll gather round the fire
sing a song, stroll the choir
Pretty song they'll all retire
And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'

I hope that Santa comes real soon
I've been waiting for some we…

Santa's loaded up his sleigh
flying around his merry way…"


I apprently missed this episode. I know who this is without even seeing the show :D
http://www.comedycentral.com/images/...eo_Playset.jpg

i'm sure your corpse will still be good for some fun for a few weeks :)

I hope they don't miss my mouth and get it in my hair. Can't have crusty hair wandering the neverworld lol.

You are a dirty, filthy woman :)

why not ?

it'll keep your hair in place ....

besides .. how could someone miss ? its not like you're gonna be writhing around or anything ?

Some people just naturally have a bad aim.
Plus, its not like the damn thing has a scope on it. Mine doesnt, at any rate. I have to eyeball it :)

coincidently ... avoid the eyes (when alive) if you ever want to be granted 'facial access' again.

apparently it stings like a son of a bitch

Up the nose is good for a laugh.

Not that that has ever happened..... *walks away whistling*

that calls for another 'blow job' :)

Necrophile anyone.
I've been married for over twenty years so I know what its like to fuck the dead.














i hope my wife don't come on here............shit....wheres the edit button.

that isnt always a reflection on the wife you know :)

you bastard

hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Too late, bud :D

Now, i want a dozen donuts and a six pack of Sam, or the quote stays :D

Tell me, why is it guys like that anyway?

which part?

giving facials ?

If you are referring to the facials, its right up there with liking big tits:

I'll be damned if i know, and even more damned if i care :D

where's it supposed to go ? in an impersonal no name brand tissue ?

not my little wigglers !!!!!!

Yeah the facials. Is it cause they look truly slutty maybe?

Little Wigglers, LMFAO!!!


how about "Tiny Tadpoles"?

maybe, fairy... Makes me feel special. no, seriuosly. All my girlfreinds before bree were fucking uptight and would barely even touch me. My wife has done all kinds of crazy shit with me. Thats why we're married now :D

absolutely


spilling out of the mouth aint 1/2 bad too :)

In typical HDC fashion.....

From a perfectly respectable topic, to necrophilac facials. Lmao.

Hey! careful there vamp. Otherwise, we may send highpriestwise over to bumfuck you and your little toto, too :D

IM GOING TO BUMFUCK YOU AND YOUR LITTLE TOTO TOO

HAIL SATAN

Sure he's not gonna butt tunnel me?

My only REAL fear is the fear of loss...

LOL @ vamp! Where is ss today? he was funny.

I loved that "God would not have made women beautiful if he didnt want us to objectify them".

If he didnt realise what he said, then it is even funnier.