You Better Watch Out!/Christmas Evil!
 

Christmas Evil is coming to Seattle's Northwest Film Forum!
Dec.17,18 at 9pm and 11pm
Director Lewis Jackson introduces his own 35mm print
This is one rare event, if you live in the area don't miss it!

Dayum. Aren't you gonna at least buy me dinner and a drink before trying to seduce me!?

some things are once in a life time...

Yeah, like your post. :rolleyes:

Man, their like cockroaches.......They just never disappear! Damn The Spam!

Re: You Better Watch Out!/Christmas Evil!
 

pay my air and hotel bill and I'll go.

What about free drinks too?

Hey not trying to spam!
 

Hey man,
Just letting people out there know of a pretty cool event...
you care or you don't...

new chiller from IFS?

I Fucked Santa?

You Too!?!?! Damn, that fat bitch gets around! He told me I was the only one!

he seduced me with all his goodies :(

goodies from which sack??..... the prezzie one, or the nutt sack.

Hey eveyone knows Santa only loves children, like Michael...

Me and jolly ol' St. Nick were primed for an evening of wild, violent sex too. But then he just got a little too freaky when he insisted that the elves watch.

At that point...I just jumped off his lap and demanded to be taken off his "naughty" list. I don't want any part of this shit anymore!

/cry i don't wanna talk about it



i need therapy

I dunno.....I thought the elves were a nice touch.......They lights were a little bright and the camera was a little intrusive, but not all that bad......

i had no problem with the elves

it was at the point when he wanted rudolph to use his nose... well.. it wasn't pretty :(

so I take it you got the special sack sauce then?

it even tasted like peppermint

did you save some to brush your teeth with.... cum on the gums is a bit chewie.

Save some for toothbrushing? Hell No! I use it in my holiday baking! Anyone want a cookie?

no, but i made a candle out of some of it

potent stuff. my room has never smelt better

bet it smells like a sweaty brothel, after the sailors got back for their home visit.

if that's what peppermint smells like, then it sure does

in any case, i've become accostomed to the pungent aroma. i should market the stuff. make good money in aroma therapy

i could sell it to old people who miss the smell of sex

now thats just dirty.... think of all the dried up oldies getting horney, and trying to get lubed up for action.

i knew i'd get ya sooner or later :cool:

get me where?.... with santa and one of your sessions?

how'd you know that's where i was directing this conversation?

you must be more than ready to go!!

I dunno......I'd do santa again.....

looks like lots of foreplay then.... ~15 nights till Christmas Eve.

actually... santa has lent me mrs. claus for the time being

so whos doing the house work back at the Groto..... Rudolf?

tim allen

he must be doing another Santa Clause Sequal then... I wonder whether he knows Santa likes to shag on Christmas Eve.

oh i'm sure he does

why do you think he always has a smile on his face

this might be a little too delicate for this refined thread ... but man,
do those elves ever tear up easily during sex !

Ok...it's funny either way...

But, do you mean tear up as in crying?

or tear up as in...rippin' that shit up!?

well, both really ....
they do cry as they are getting ripped all up.