college fuckin rulz
 

check out the questions i get to answer

werd

we get one of these every test. midterms too. fuckin sweet

this one was tricky since it did not have (hint: answer is true) on it

but it was kinda obvious since this was in the test for the Rape chapter

Ummmmm they dont make you wear a helmet and shinguards at this "college" do they?

it sounds like a 'special school' to me

Kind of like Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

"Below Me".

criminal law courses taught by retired cops... and in this case ONLINE...

they like to make it ez for us. on account the bulk of people in these classes are fuckin middle aged single parents fightin for custody (like.. 5 in the last class i was in, and people ask me why the fuck i cant make friends in these classes HA!)

they ask some good ones ill show ya cuz shit im in actuality a pretty smart chick.. (ya, i can hardly believe it either)

lets see the challenging ones !

Mine are usually pretty easy but i got 2 huge projects comming up that i gotta get started on....sucks for me...

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YOUU WAIT!

These are True/false

1. Motive is a legally required element of any first-degree murder.

2. Malice aforethought is a necessary element of both first and second degree murder.

3. Premeditation is a necessary element which must be proven in kidnapping

4. A person who compels a cab driver to take them to another part of town against the cab drivers will, has committed kidnapping.

5. In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow. (Hint: It is True) lolz

6. It is a felony to posses a disguised firearm-type device which is not immediately recognizable as a firearm.

7. A person who carriers a loaded firearm in the State Capitol area is guilty of a misdemeanor.

8. A firearm is considered loaded in the State Capitol area if the gun and the ammunition are in possession of the same person.

9. One can be guilty of felonious homicide by omitting an act which proximately causes the victim’s death.

10. The term “homicide” refers to the killing of a human being or fetus which may not necessarily be a crime.

see??? not THAT easy. any takers?

the title of the post is funny ..when you think about it ..

college fukin rulz ..



its like saying 'i luv speling klas !' :)

check out MY project.

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These are True/false

1. Motive is a legally required element of any first-degree murder.

true

2. Malice aforethought is a necessary element of both first and second degree murder.

true

3. Premeditation is a necessary element which must be proven in kidnapping

true

4. A person who compels a cab driver to take them to another part of town against the cab drivers will, has committed kidnapping.

highjacking ?

5. In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow. (Hint: It is True) lolz

6. It is a felony to posses a disguised firearm-type device which is not immediately recognizable as a firearm.

true

7. A person who carriers a loaded firearm in the State Capitol area is guilty of a misdemeanor.

true

8. A firearm is considered loaded in the State Capitol area if the gun and the ammunition are in possession of the same person.

true

9. One can be guilty of felonious homicide by omitting an act which proximately causes the victim’s death.

true

10. The term “homicide” refers to the killing of a human being or fetus which may not necessarily be a crime.

true

see??? not THAT easy. any takers?

College is excellent.

u fuckin canadaian.. LOL

ah snap there i done did it again!

a proud canadian !
the most kick ass country on the planet.
It is the ONLY country worth mentioning !
Canada RULZ !

(i'm trying to break that meek, polite, non-arrogant canadian image)

urge. got 4 wrong. ill post the answers later in case any one else wants to try ;)

but im sure they wont want to cuz they r CHICKEN SHIT AHHHHHHHH HAHAHHAHA!!! werd :)

when Gren thinks of canadian this what she sees

These are True/false

1. Motive is a legally required element of any first-degree murder.

True

2. Malice aforethought is a necessary element of both first and second degree murder.

False

3. Premeditation is a necessary element which must be proven in kidnapping.

False

4. A person who compels a cab driver to take them to another part of town against the cab drivers will, has committed kidnapping.

True

5. In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow. (Hint: It is True) lolz

6. It is a felony to posses a disguised firearm-type device which is not immediately recognizable as a firearm.

True

7. A person who carriers a loaded firearm in the State Capitol area is guilty of a misdemeanor.

False

8. A firearm is considered loaded in the State Capitol area if the gun and the ammunition are in possession of the same person.

True

9. One can be guilty of felonious homicide by omitting an act which proximately causes the victim’s death.

True

10. The term “homicide” refers to the killing of a human being or fetus which may not necessarily be a crime.

False

LMFAO!!!!!

Fairy: good job, 3 wrong!

i only got 4 wrong ?

lol yupz!!

dante... the world in my eyes is a fucked up world indeed.

look how smart we canadians are ! and on an american law course to boot !

everything is legal up here ..

topless women in public
dope smoking
gay marriages
octopus wrestling

sqid wrestling WTF?????!!!!!!

son of a bitch

LOL but u got to remember this is fuckin CALIFORNIA law.... supposedly we have some fucked up shit goin on up in here.

and for the record.... octopus wrestling is something called umm lets see ANIMAL CRUELTY!! :mad:

are you crazy, 8 arms to 2 and thats cruel to the octopus !!??

just because we do in on land under a sunlamp ?

Agreed.

Yay! i bet the techie nerd.

hahahaha !!
I'm not a fucking nerd ! I go outside, I play sports...
I dont wear glasses (or contacts)

Most importantly I've had sex ... lots of it.
(and no .. i'm not talking about the Widow Thumb and her 4 daughters)

And I'm barely a techie for that matter...

I'm good at movie trivia though !

Had? You stud you.
:rolleyes:

*scratches*

GO OCTOPUS!!

well, compared to a nerd, yeah .. :)

Thats funny :)

octopus 1. dudley do right 0. werd

amd its NOT funy, ITZ CRUELTY!

please tell me that you really dont believe there is actually something called octopus wrestling ?

i'm starting to get scared !

well shit i wouldnt put it past you!!!!!!!!!

:D

you're kind of disturbed ... but you've managed to make it work for you .. its somehow endearing in a bizzare way :)

disturbed, insane, spontane, uninhibited, weird, quirky, just plain fucked up

but yeh. it definitely works for me. shit, at least im interesting right?