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Why I think Jason VS. Michael would never work...
Ok, I'm bored so I made this thread. Michael being my second favorite Horror Slasher (first being Freddy, of course) I been thinking of a idea a friend gave me about JvM. I don't think anyone could ever make it work. There has to be SOME talk in this. Jason and Michael NEVER talk. And they be evil, their not really that wicked. Freddy is twisted. He's wicked and evil and mean. He bad mouth, teased and just pissed Jason off big time. But who would Jason and Michael fight? They don't talk. I don't see how it could work. But if they did go at it, I'll be rooting for Michael, though Jason will win I think. . .
They're both pretty damn sneaky. They both stalk. And are real silent when coming up on someone, so who knows. |
i don't they'll make it. if they dod it would be the shortest movie in history, because micheal would last all of 2 mins against jason
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Yeah but Jason Knows all the short cuts man. you will be running as fast as you can and then BAM jason is right there. he knows all of em.......micheal myers is sooooo fucking gay to me. i mean he is a human wtf human shoot that bastard with a shotgun and he wont get up you try and shoot jason and he will grab the gun and shove it through your brains.....:D
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THEY ARE THE SAME CHARACTER......when you switch actors nobody can tell....they never say a line...and they just cut people up....the silent stalker is tired....
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If Myers is human, he at least has a brain cell or two more than Jason. The only thing dumber than him are the campers that try to fight/run into the woods/trip.
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and freddy last time we talked about horror icons you said michael was stupid why the change of heart? |
even just shooting him in the eyes would suffice, but nooooo, the characters have to be stupid and never ever use guns on him
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or having that guy from Friends shoot him in the heart with a shotgun at point blank range
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or OD him on tranquilizer or have an elderly gentlemen hit him with a 2x4 while he's trapped in a net
I mean, he's just some guy, any of these things would work. But instead they just try to kill him with candy clowns and marshmallow pies :rolleyes: |
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Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright Stop...Pajama time Come here little kiddies,On my lap Guess who's back with a brand new rap And i don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation Aah aah aah aah aah no worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toys what else could i possibly do to make noise I'd an touched on everything, but little boys That's not a stab at Micheal That's just a metaphor, I'm just physco I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good god, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like teepee from my bum hole and it's cool if you let one go Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it Give a little poot poot, it's ok (Fart Sound) Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip Now I'm gonna make you dance Here's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Just lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh baby Aah aah Oh baby baby aah aah It's Friday and it's my day Used to party all the way to sunday Maybe till monday, i dunno what day Everday's just a holiday Crusin' on the freeway Feelin' kinda breezy Got the top down, let my hair blow I dunno where i'm goin' All I know is when i get there Someones gonna touch my body Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...there What's your name girl What's your sign Dr Dre: Man, you must be up out your mind Dre aah aah beer googles blind I'm just trying to unwind Now I'm gonna make you dance Here's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Just lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh baby Aah aah Oh baby baby aah aah It's Tuesday and I'm locked up I'm in jail and i don't know what happend They say I was running butt naked Down the street screaming Aah aah aah aah aah Well I'm sorry, I don't remember All I know is this much I'm not guilty They said save it Boy we caught you on tape Yelling at an old lady, touch my body Now this is the part where the rap breaks down it's real intense no one makes a sound Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves A step back to reality Look it's B.Rabbit You signed me up to battle I'm a grown man Duba duba duba duba duba duba I don't have any lines to go right here so Duba duba duba duba fellas what? fellas what? Grab you left nut, make the right one jealous what? Black girls White girls Skinny girls Fat girls Tall girls Small girls I'm calling all girls Everyone report to the dance floor It's your chance for a little romance or Butt squeezin it's the season Just go aah aah aah aah so appeasing Now I'm gonna make you dance Here's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Just lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh baby Aah aah Oh baby baby aah aah Mmmmm touch my body Mmmmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body |
so...is Eminem gay now?
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You right
Freddy is pure evil. Jason is evil, but he thinks, along with Myers. So If there were a movie, or a challege, it would be Freddy gets fingered by Jason and Myers lol. Nah, I think Freddy and the devil, would be good against Jason and Myers. Lets face it Jason isnt that scarey, Myers is scarey, and Freddy freddy isnt that scarey as well. Freddy jokes about everything, the man doesnt even know how to be serious, so how are people going to taKE
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fREDDY IS NOT SERIOUS, THE BEST CHALLENGE WOULD AS iM THINKING COME FROM LEATHFACE, I MEAN THE GUY IS PURE EVIL, AND HE THINKS, BUT HE DOESNT TALK, HOW ABOUT A MOVIE WERE LEATHER FACE TALKS, ALTHOUGH HE JUST HIDES BEHIND HIS CHAINSAW, THE MOST EVIL VILLAN IN A MOVIE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE PREDATOR, PREDATOR WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE, THE PREDATOR CAME FROM ANOTHER WORLD, AND STALKED HIS PREY. hE KILLED ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE, BESIDES THE TERMINATOR, HELL WHO COULD KILL THE TERMINATOR-GOVERNER OF WONDERLAND) tHE MOST SCAREYIEST MOVIE YOU WILL EVER SEE WOULD HAVE TO BE EITHER THE sHINING, THE EXORSIST, OR POLTERGIST. i THINK POLTERGIST TAKES IT ALL, THERES SOMETHING ABOUT cAROL ANN THAT FRIGHTENS PEOPLE, THERES SOMETHING ABOUT A TWIGHT ZONE IN POLTERGIST, SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF. iN POLTERGIST 3 ONE OF THE SCARIEST MOMENTS IN FILM HISTORY, IN MY OPINION, WAS WHEN THE DEVIL CAME AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHANTING" gOD IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE", GOD IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE, SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, COULDNT SLEEP FOR MONTHS.
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never mind the caps .. i'm completely lost anyway ...
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not lost......i never entered the conversation and have no plans to join in.
....backs out of thread, hoping his work here is done.... |
what ?
you dont want to get here when it gets to the Scooby Doo vs the Powder Puff girls debate ? |
no debate......daphne all the way :p
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over Velma ?
you cant be serious ! |
it would be pretty boring. i love michael but the two together would be like two killer mimes or something.
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well, now we know why Jason VS Michael wouldnt work out.
Now here's why Jason AND Michael wouldnt work out: Michael is a cold fish. He just doesnt understand the concept of giving - unless he's giving you a knife in the throat. Lets face it, with Michael its all about Michael. Jason has too much emotional baggage. He has issues in his past he has to deal with and overcome if he is going to get involved in a meaningful relationship. Not only that - they are both the strong silent type and that just doesnt work in a relationship. You need someone who is more willing to open up, draw the other one out of his shell. In this case, they both are wearing masks ... both metaphorically and physically - you just never know what they are thinking ... you just dont know where you stand with these fellas. Synopsis ... it will never work .. i give it a week, maybe two. Once the physical aspects of the relationship are fully explored they just wont have anything real to keep them together. |
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regarding J vs M:
MM is clever ie he can drive a car without taking any lessons, he can read and knows geography - he found the school in H20 no bother at all, while jason doesn't have to - he can appear anywhere quicker than a speeding bullet and has an extensive knowledge of tools and gardening equipment, so if nothing else he does stand a better chance of a job if his other role becomes boring. Jason wins hands down. |
Jason should just Go wipe out Michael Myer's Entire family....Beat him to the punch....Then they could both just hack and slash each other to no avail for the last hour of the movie, come back for a sequel and everyone's happy.....
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That Dood is Hardcore......
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If it ever happened, which it WON'T....
I know how at least the fight would start. They'd be put in roughly the same location through some inprobable storyline (as always), they'd both be killing people, they'd both run across eachother eventually, stand still having one motherfucker of a stare-out, and well...it's only a matter of time before one of them gets pissed off, thinking they're being immitated... |
Two minutes?? I know I came into this a little late but come one.
Jason just walks around walks into a room. Michael is alot more sneaky. Look at it this way and how Myers would win. They are both very strong and evil. Jason is a little bigger. Myers is smarter. Since Jason isn't that much bigger and stronger and Myers is smarter, Myer would obviously win... |
plus, it was more apparent that there was something more supernatural about Michael after the end of part 1. I mean, a gun shot wound I could understand, but Loomis UNLOADED his gun into Mikey, and he fell out of a two story window. Even surviving it would be a stretch, let alone getting up and killing a whole bunch more the same night. Then he got shot in the eyes and blown up, and came back the next movie (not counting part 3, bitches)
Jason, on the other hand, was a Big Strong Moron until part 6. He wasn't in part 1, he got a machete in the shoulder in part 2, and he got hanged (tough to survive from that height, but it's feasbile), and then axed on part of the head, and the mask took most of that. An axe to the head sounds like certain death, but he had the forementioned mask, which was a legit goalie mask, not a flimsy Johnny Brocks type. And, being a Big Strong Moron, his skull was probably thick and durable, so that combined with the mask could allow for a survival. And he didn't do much but stagger forth like Frankenstein's Monster between the hanging and the axing, and then he had from the end of part 3 to when he woke up in part 4 (probably a matter of hours, but who can really say) to rest up. Then he got a machete through the side of his head, slid down it, and got hacked up a bit more by one of the Frog brothers, so then he was dead. So he never really came back from the dead until part 6. Michael, on the other hand, came back from a fatal wounding on his first outing and had a whole movie's worth of killings RIGHT after it. Plus, Michael never went to space |
you know .. if they did make this a movie I'd love to see them stop in the middle of a huge battle and break into a choreographed dance routine to KC and the Sunshine band.
'thats the way, uhuh uhuh I like it uhuh uhuh' I'd pay to see that ! |
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