She's....
 

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Beware of The Blob, it creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of The Blob

Lol

that has to be photoshopped.......and if not

SCREEEE!!!!!! that is the most horrible thing EVER!!!!!:eek: :eek:

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffff
and thats all i have to say about that

There was a story with it but who knows if it's true.

A woman in my city (Groningen, the Netherlands) has commited
suicide. She thought she was too fat. She couldn't deal with that.
After a few years of therapy, she decided that she didn't want to
live like this anymore. She didn't want an unhappy life. She didn't
want therapy. One day, she really was fed up with it. Somehow,
she managed to get on the roof of her appartment building.
She jumped...

heres a question. how do you bury fat people?

i gues that could work for cremations too. yuo put the fat person in a box, then you put that box in a bigger box, then u put it in the oven and BURN IT UP! but for real.. do they have extra large boxes?

and when u bury them, do you have extra large plot? do they have XX coffins? or do they put them in a regular coffin but cut that fat off? and if they cut the fat off, do they bury that too?

do they hafto make sure the ground is extra hard in case they sink too far? or maybe in embalming they take some of the fat out and fill it with something lighter like maybe feathers?

so maybe if somebody hasnt seen this person in a while and goes to the funeral theyw ould be like 'wow, they lost a lot of weight good for them' but really they didnt?

so many questions!

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I remember reading about some "world's fattest" person or something. They were buried in a piano case or something. Then again who knows if it's true.

I was just about to post this exact same MESSAGE. lol

LOLOL!! i dunno either

we have a baby grand iand im pretty sure it came in a couple of pieces, like the body and then the legs were separate. even then though, its wide enough maybe but its not nearly thick enough. maybe they squish the fat people down?

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www.ask.com "do fat people get buried like regular people"

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/991085/posts

As Americans get fatter, caskets, burial plots, even hearses must get bigger
THE NEW YORK TIMES ^ | September 28, 2003 | Warren St. John

There, one can see a triple-wide coffin -- 44 inches across, compared with 24 inches for a standard model. With extra bracing, reinforced hinges and handles, the triple-wide is designed to handle 700 pounds without losing what the euphemism-happy funeral industry calls its "integrity."

hafto register to read the rest. but i guess the answer is 'yes. yes they do'

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LOL chek this shit out

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/WNT/L...y040601-1.html

Goliath specializes in coffins for the obese — for the deceased weighing as much as 1,000 pounds. Business has increased by 20 percent a year for the past decade.

In the company's factory, workers weld metal frames, including some that are bigger than the bed of a pickup truck. A standard-sized casket today is 27 inches wide.

"When we started out," says Davis, "we were building 33-inch-wide caskets and we thought that was an obese casket." But 10 years ago, he says, that began to change. "Now we're up to 52-inch-wide caskets and I hope that's going to be large enough."

Transporting a casket for an obese person can cost twice as much as a regular casket. There are other costs such as larger cemetery plots, which make a funeral for an obese person at least 30 percent more expensive.

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Lol you did the research. Good knowledge to know I suppose. Hate to have to be the one to carry those fat bastards.

Jesus that is a big fucking coffin I wonder how many regular ppl you can fit in that thing>????

i often wondered about that myself. i'm 6'5" about 290 with a 60"chest. i always thought i would need a special coffin, but maybe not

I'd want a big coffin. That way, if I'm not really dead, I'll at least have some space to try to bust my way out. Of course, I'd prefer a crypt or something where I'm lying on a table, with a door that needs a key and shit to open from the outside, but you can open it easily on the inside

I don't think you'll be much alive after they imbalm you. That would suck though if they started imbalming you and you were alive.

I'm not getting embalmed

Well in that case. Mabye you could get buried alive.

not if I do my crypt plan

isnt that the whole reason for embalming, to make sure that ur dead? and can u really forgo it?

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