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Vodstok 09-20-2004 05:14 AM

NEW!!! the "random crap" tournament!!
 
just because i am weird, here is a weird tournament.

http://ucsu.colorado.edu/~lambn/images/nutshot.jpg

A guy getting lifted off the ground by a kick to the nuts during a footy


Vs.


The "Free cat" pic


http://www.rightmoment.blogspot.com/Pics/free%20cat.jpg

allmykids 09-20-2004 05:17 AM

Your right you are weird, But then so am I !!!

The Free cat!! :D

newb 09-20-2004 05:22 AM

Tough one. Being a male, the first one made me cringe, and being an animal lover the second one made me cry. Ok...maybe I didn't cry and the cat was already dead when someone put the sign there.........hmmmmm kick in the nuts or dead cat...I'm gonna go with the dead pussy......being married for as long as I have, I can relate.:(

Je Suis Phnomne 09-20-2004 05:25 AM

The Free cat

Vodstok 09-20-2004 05:41 AM

Jes suis, you officially have the coolest avatar :)

"Sound-off like you got a pair!"

WaR38 09-20-2004 06:04 AM

If your going with football players getting kick down below you gotta get Vinnie Jones' picture. The movie that got him kicked out of playing football.

http://joblo.nexcess.net/images/vinniejones1.jpg

So Great Vinnie Jones is the man.

"He first came to public notice as a professional footballer, playing in the English Football League. Noted as one of soccer's hard men, he leapt to fame when a photographer at a match snapped him "marking" Newcastle United's Paul Gascoigne by grabbing his testicles."

Vodstok 09-20-2004 06:06 AM

I saw that in Maxim years ago, that is a great shot... Bullet Tooth Tony... So fucking appropriate...

"Why do they call him "the bullet dodger"?"
"Because....He dodges bullets....."

WaR38 09-20-2004 06:10 AM

Haha great movie.

nine9 09-20-2004 06:41 AM

The football one............the cat looks like my little Simon :(

ShankS 09-20-2004 06:45 AM

A guy getting lifted off the ground by a kick to the nuts during a footy

Vodstok 09-20-2004 07:19 AM

3-3 tie so far

Screw the word "soccer" (Damn americans...). After seeing Dog Soldiers, it will always be a "footy" to me :) I love that word.

Je Suis Phnomne 09-20-2004 07:49 AM

I like the pics where the road crews paint lines over the road kill

hellfire1 09-20-2004 08:01 AM

wow... aren't you a cheery one!

the football pic

Vodstok 09-20-2004 08:06 AM

4-3 for the nut-shot.

i bet the results here would be a lot different if i asked "which would you prefer, a dead cat or a kick in the nuts?".


:p hehe.

Vodstok 09-20-2004 08:11 AM

The nut-shot wins! Yep, people's suffering IS funnier than a dead animal.

Now:

http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/pco_mustard.jpg

A Mustard packet

Vs.

Eric "Poncho" Estrada


http://www.dare.com/IDAV/200Estrada_copy.JPG

ShankS 09-20-2004 08:14 AM

you can have some fun with a mustard sachet... so its the win!!

newb 09-20-2004 08:16 AM

No question on this one.

Mustard all the way.

nine9 09-20-2004 08:30 AM

I'm not sure why mustard is funny :confused:

But..........I'll go with the majority vote! :rolleyes:

nine9 09-20-2004 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MD2
Did ya ever stomp on one. If ya aim it right some ppl can get VERY pissed off. Its hilarious.
Nope...........maybe I will try it with my dog.
:p

Vodstok 09-20-2004 08:44 AM

4-0... man, he really is a has-been, isnt he? The Dashing officer Poncho (raincoat, what the?) is beeing outclassed by a condiment.

ShankS 09-20-2004 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
4-0... man, he really is a has-been, isnt he? The Dashing officer Poncho (raincoat, what the?) is beeing outclassed by a condiment.

lol does Eric have a web site? maybe a popular fansite? we should post a link to this and see what he makes of mustard packets giving him a butt kick :D

Vodstok 09-20-2004 09:03 AM

HAHAHA! YES HE DOES!


http://www.erikestrada.com/main.html

Send him a message:
[email protected]

ShankS 09-20-2004 09:06 AM

lol and there's music when you click the links.

ShankS 09-20-2004 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
HAHAHA! YES HE DOES!


http://www.erikestrada.com/main.html

Send him a message:
[email protected]

gona send an email, says on the site he reads every email replys to them :D

Vodstok 09-20-2004 09:12 AM

You are my hero, shanks :)

not to give too much about the next showdown, but check thisout. You might want to see if there is an email address here, too:

be prepared for the funny...

Oh and comon people, one more vote and the Chips star gets creamed by the mustard.

newb 09-20-2004 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
You are my hero, shanks :)

not to give too much about the next showdown, but check thisout. You might want to see if there is an email address here, too:

be prepared for the funny...

Oh and comon people, one more vote and the Chips star gets creamed by the mustard.

vs a ketchup pack?:D

ShankS 09-20-2004 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
You are my hero, shanks :)

not to give too much about the next showdown, but check thisout. You might want to see if there is an email address here, too:

be prepared for the funny...

Oh and comon people, one more vote and the Chips star gets creamed by the mustard.

haha awesome!! just sent the email, waiting for a reply


Hasselhoffffffffffffefefeferrfffff!!! :D

thepsychicfetus 09-20-2004 09:29 AM

sorry, but since this is a random thread, heres something random.

http://www.picit.com/data/media/116/...basketball.jpg

what up now?

Vodstok 09-20-2004 09:32 AM

well, we're still waiting for a final vote on poncho, but nothing says i cant start another one. No, David is not going against a Ketchup packet. its....


http://www.melemarce.com/Miti_passat...off_dave13.jpg

David Hasselhoff!!!!


Vs.!!!!


A Crab Louse!!!!


http://www.tdh.state.tx.us/lab/images/pubic_louse.jpg


And i still want more votes on the estrada/mustard tourney. i want that official.

Vodstok 09-20-2004 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thepsychicfetus
sorry, but since this is a random thread, heres something random.

http://www.picit.com/data/media/116/...basketball.jpg

what up now?

Great pic, fetus :D

Check this ojne out. i was laughing for a few minutes over it, it is just so fucking WRONG
http://www.thesunmachine.net/image_a...hasselhoff.jpg

newb 09-20-2004 09:38 AM

The face-hugger scares me.
Going with the hass on this one.

http://www.mollen.net/hasselhoff%20swings.gif

thepsychicfetus 09-20-2004 09:38 AM

WORST......

.....THING.....

..........EVER!


lol, thats just awful.

thepsychicfetus 09-20-2004 09:39 AM

http://www.chikapu.com/streetfighter...c/hasscosp.gif

Hasselhof as street fighter character?

nine9 09-20-2004 09:40 AM

eeeeewwwwwwwwww Hasselass is so sickening.....:eek:

Definitely him!

ShankS 09-20-2004 09:40 AM

Hasselhoff Raw !! roflmao :D not seen that one before.

thepsychicfetus 09-20-2004 09:41 AM

or

http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood....hasselhof.JPG

hasselhof stoned?

Vodstok 09-20-2004 09:41 AM

this is great.. first the star of chips gets beaten by a fast-food condiment, now michael knight is winning against pubic lice because he is more revolting. :)

ShankS 09-20-2004 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
this is great.. first the star of chips gets beaten by a fast-food condiment, now michael knight is winning against pubic lice because he is more revolting. :)
gona have to vote for Hasser on this one... crabs are not nice

ShankS 09-20-2004 09:45 AM

arent the Germans big fans of Hasselhoff and Baywatch? they still show reruns of the show on their networks.

newb 09-20-2004 09:45 AM

HEY KIDS, why play DOOM 3 and Half Life 2 when you can be playing this.

http://www.viva.tv/img/317/mt_spielen_hasselhoff.jpg


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