Scene I Would Like To See In a Film
 

Combine harvester ploughing through a field of hippies. Preferably Woodstock.

Driven by a zombie Woody Allen, with his pants down(optional) wearing a spaceman helmet, a tarantula coming out of his mouth, his long fingers waving around like snakes.

So if you can hear me Gods of Horror...please grant my wish.

(am I sick?)

seems apropos... maybe TOO apropos!!!!

::mad:: Hippie haters!

Guilty. I met a sixties hippy. He was mad. Thought he was Obi Wan Kenobi/Merlin/Yoda and wanted to train me like Luke. I wouldn't let him so he kicked my door in and threatened me. I had to move out.

Git. He objected to me smoking my funny pipe too. What Hippy does that?

One bad apple s'all...Drainbows...s'what we call 'em where I'm from.

Thing is what will decide if you get killed in a slasher movie? If you have sex or if you take drugs/alcohol.

aren't they hippies? Jason loves killing hippies. 70s Slasher films are a reaction to the sixties.

You sure is paintin' with a broad brush there Ftusk...

Fer me I'm in it for heartbreak and tragedy..throw in some corruption of innocence and yer gettin' there.

I always think about E.A. Poe lyin' atop his true love's grave cryin' and shit...That's the kinda thing Icons are made from.

Oh I like Poe and more modern serious horror writers like Ramsey Campbell, Thomas Ligotti. Robert Aickman, M.R James.


But none of them have driven a combine harvester into Glastonbury. Yet.

I like all kinds of horror. Fear, sadism, masochism, psychological, physical, surreal...the fear of our own government!
If there's someone trembling...I'm there to feed.

You'd think conservatives would like horror movies more. The virgins live, the promiscuous and drug-users perish. ::EEK!::

Frozen 2 where Elas and Anna get married.