lets see how far this gets..
 

This game ..post something nice about yourself
example: I think my ass is sexy...

the next poster comes in and says something like
example:yeah..untill you walk and then your ass becomes an insult to the human race.

and then he/she posts something nice about themselves..ecetera ecetera.

(lets laugh at ourselves ppl...if you don't like the insults then don't play and and puhlease..no ;ooh baby..hubba hubba crap)
i will start :o




i like the way my body sways when i dance...

Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby.
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I like the way my eyes can look right through people.

LOL


i love how your eyes go all crooked when you smile :p



don't you think my legs look sexy in this dress..??

Ah, yah, they look, um, STURDY! :p

(are we the only ones playing?)


My hair flows freely in the breeze.

you have split ends







my ankles are clean

Shame the rest of you isnt :p

:rolleyes: I have a nice smile :D

is this before or after you got the dog to lick off the cowshit.?


i think my fingers a nice and slender ..

Too bad there's just not enough of them to satisfy you.

i still have most of my hair and all of my teeth.
Too bad most of your hair is on your ass and you keep those teeth on a pink dental floss necklace.

My nipples are symmetrical.

that makes your ass semi circled




my ears are nicely shaped

As a TENT...

My blood tastes metallic.