Go play with yourselves
 

May is National Masturbation Month.

Re: Go play with yourselves
 

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Don't talk or i lose concentration

You know... i'm pretty sure it isn't national.

Masterbating monkeys.....kinda redundant.

Since I didn't need a holiday before this is good enough for me ;)

too bad it wasn't a federal holiday..I could get paid double time for it.

Weeeeell now us singletons have something to do every night this month instead of eating ice cream and reading stupid Dan Brown novels.

Yeah....because us marriedtons get laid whenever we want.:rolleyes:

Oh? You mean there are times when Madame Newb has not fallen for your wiley wiles?

Re: Go play with yourselves
 

Sweet! Now I get a month that honors my habital hobby. Now, off I go to the store to get some Playboy mags. :D

OKAY,That's funny.I'm single.I want a woman to do it....so i dont have too.:)