Because I'm cooler than Miss cleo
 

Trust me, I'm a professional. *hands you cards to shuffle*

Don't be afraid, child. The cards don't lie! /cleo

just make sure its vague enough to apply to anyone, and has enough positive things for me to want to believe it.


pretty sure thats how it works

Vagueness is for hacks, I'm the real deal. ;)

news flash, they're all hacks girly ! :D

Are you going to ask me a question or what? :mad:

ok...


are you bisexual ?

..

Alright, I'll play your silly game.....


I work at a shitty job right now, when am I gonna get a better one?

What am I eating for lunch right now.








.....c'mon.....I'm waiting

thats the same as telling the past ...


uhm chicken salad sammie ??