Glad i could make you laugh so early :D

Yeah you can get a big box with the normal milk chocolate ones plus dark chocolate and white chocolate. Just bought my second box this week-I think it's getting to a stage that I'm going to have to mug kids and pensioners to feed my addiction :)

I'm old, I wake up early.

LOL people here have often mistaken me for a chick-I take it as a compliment! it's my fault for having mostly females in my avatars.

Anymore he means....now that he knows you're a dude

Your secrets safe with me ;)

OMG This is hilarious :)Though you are actually 100 % right I guess I do write like a chick so let me explain the reasons:

1. When I was in my late teens I used to go to a forum that was mostly populated by chicks, to cut a long story short I could no longer get online and ended up staying in touch with a lot of them through snail mail so we wrote a lengthy letters to each other (even met most of them in real life) so undeniably writing to them and me reading their letters influenced the way I write.

2. When I was at uni I was dating a girl and ended up moving in with her for a year-the thing was, she had four other female flatmates so I got a little bit of insight into their pysche.

3. I love women and think they are fiercer than us men "the female of the species is more deadlier than the male" e.g see Takashi Miike's Audition-we men are much simpler creatures compared to them.

Days off go by way to quickly.

Is no one sticking up for girls here ..??.. That quote is shit, I've done my far share of fucking things up but I'm not fucked up

I'm so normal it's not even funny.

I don't know if it's me just being stupid, but I don't get what you are trying to say.. I swear I still suffer from pregnancy brain

This is what I'm talking about.....I'm not fucked up, either.

Ahh ok cool.

LOL

That was funny. :D

:D fuck that cracked me uo

LOL I can't wait for the bloody thing to be over :)

Im thinking I shouldnt have drank that vodka last night .
I wish my cats would stop play fighting on my head
I want to eat something lardy.

KFC Double down

what a way to wreck a nice rack!

Excellent use of nails!.Like Pinhead from Hellraiser in Tit form.

:D:D you sick bastard..you sure thats real?

We should start a thread titled "Pimp Your Shit, Be It A Book or Movie".

good idea....go for it. See if V will sticky it

Hmm.....I think I will! :D

Agreed that is a great idea!

got some pizzas deliverd and found out the guy delivering them happend to be the bassist of this band and he used to live in my house



then i ate too much pizza and feel like shit.....which i guess arnt really a random thoughts :confused:

ok i randomly thought "fuck i ate too much pizza" then thought "was cool talkin to the pizza guy" :cool:

OMG LOL!!!!!!!! My random thought was that I would have a go at being Stalin myself so I edited out the video in your post cos it was sooooooooooooooo off topic and might make I-phone users cry that it's too large.

how considerate of you , you must have alot to worry about in your life

what do you mean by saying im stalin

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yeah those things are fucking wrong

is it easy to get guns in russia?

damn it!

well where in the world are you then?

Sorry to hear that bro. Depression is a bitch. Dealt with it a few times myself. Hope you feel better man.

:eek: just lost all my respect for you..na just kidding,i never had any respect for you

spose you get guns in your happy meals then

but you were too depressed to drink beer before

did joe hill change his last name so publishers wouldnt click on hes stephen kings son,or did he not like the name joe king,for obvious reasons.but then why the fuck would his parents call him that that :confused:

baffles the mind

Good grief I was far too subtle for you-I wasn't calling YOU Stalin, someone else it doesn't matter forget it.

For some reason I'm reminded of a something that amicus horror posted a while back:

http://www.horror.com/forum/picture....pictureid=1040

I thought he was a Shadmock !