Send him so much money that he doesn't know how to spend it.

Although I consider myself an expert at getting drunk, a fine lager is not my area of expertise. I recommend pm'ing either Newb or Elvis Christ for a more than acceptable answer.

lol zero
 

Dear IA:

you know me but anyway. i would like to know if the chicken crosses the road and gets hit by a semi truck and then gets back up is it a miracle or a smart bird?

unamonious,
minda lol jk.

newb..can you send me that column
via e mail plzzzz..LOL
[email protected]

Done......let me know if you don't get the attachment.

thankies :D

Re: lol zero
 

Well it can't be a smart bird if it was struck by a truck, so that only leaves "miracle".

dear IA..
you don't know me at all...
em just new to this thread..
but i have this freind..
'umm lets just call her ..fuggeonstorby..ok..
Anyways my freind fuggeonstorby is going
on a trip around her neighbourhood..
with a group of taggers to make them clean up the properties they had damaged
thru thier graffiti.
Now so as not to make my freind sound vain..
what would be the recommened attire for sucn an occasion.
My freind fuggeonstorby caught one of the taggers last night..chased him down the road and threw a can of paint at him..however ..the wind blew some of the paint back into her hair..
a lime greenish ..
Should she keep the colour or cut her hair..
thank you for your help.
BTW ..love the thread

signed annon

I suggest wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You don't want to mess with your hair to that extent, the chances of you doing something drastic are high. Schedule an appointment with a professional hair stylist, and in the meantime pull your hair down underneath the hoodie.

Thanks for the kudos on the thread. Much obliged.

not me ..em new..
its my freind fuggeonstorby :D