Duck! No, wait, bird flu, never mind.

Why are all the women in the forum way prettier than I am? Where are the ugly bitches? Why can't there be some ugly bitches so I can feel better about myself? There are hot guys, pretty girls, and me.

I'm not throwing a pity party or anything, I swear. It just pisses me off a little bit.

What do you look like?

Ive seen Haunted's pic and she's very attractive.

Ditto....


I truly believe that the only person who does NOT consider Haunted attractive.....Is......Haunted...






It's a matter of perception.......Eye of the beholder.....blah, blah, blah...

I guess my response to that, other than a resounding thank you thank you thank you, is, at least I'm a bit humble.

Rayne, I'm sure you remember certain former members who inundated us with pictures of themselves claiming to be sexier than... than... well anyone else. Them were the days, right. The days of rolling our eyes and gagging to the point of nearly puking on the keyboard. "I'm teh sexeh.":D

Here's what I believe: If you're hot but stupid, it should automatically cancel out being hot. If you're cute or plain but intellectually stimulating and funny, you should be sought after like the most precious gem. Unfortunately, 5 trillion of our opposite gender partners disagree.

Well, as they say, the world is mixed up because "your nose runs and your feet smell."

Here's my compromise. After I take my shower, I'll post a pic-a-ture, but without my glasses. I wanna showcase my eyes, which I AM rather fond of as a great facial feature. I shall no longer hide behind shyness!!!

But I think glasses are cool. However, showcase your eyes if that's what ye desire.

We wants a picture of Haunted!!! We waaaaants!!!!

In the meantime....a pic of my long-lost hair:(


It got ALOT longer than this before I cut it a couple weeks ago...

And now for the moment that nobody has probably been waiting for, the first picture Ive ever posted with my face unobscured by hair or a mask!

Be afraid...