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Hate_Breeder 08-11-2004 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Hmmm...nothing there to do a perverted com- er...reply to, so I'll just make something up.




I once knew a guy who hadn't gotten circumsized. He hid M&M's and other small candies in his foreskin when he'd get a blowjob. That is, until the accident. Poor Garber... :( He's circumsized now...

oof that sucks lol

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 09:51 PM

actually, saying "it bites" might be more accurate

Hate_Breeder 08-11-2004 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
actually, saying "it bites" might be more accurate
i guess so hahhaa

BenDangerous 08-11-2004 09:54 PM

Ghah! I leave for less than an hour and this whole thread goes horribly assunder!!! I'll break this up with another pic...

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 10:00 PM

she reminds me of this chick who got arrested for trying to fuck a bear

mothermold 08-11-2004 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by BenDangerous
Ghah! I leave for less than an hour and this whole thread goes horribly assunder!!! I'll break this up with another pic...
you see what happens!!:mad: kidding,luv the drawing.

mothermold 08-11-2004 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
she reminds me of this chick who got arrested for trying to fuck a bear
fine like that and trying to f@#k a bear....cough up that goddamn number!

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 10:33 PM

you want someone with bear cum in her?

mothermold 08-11-2004 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
you want someone with bear cum in her?
only fer a couple a' hours,and i know that bear had to be clean.:cool:

BenDangerous 08-11-2004 10:55 PM

Now listen,... I'm gonna set this topic straight, right now.
That is not the "Bear Girl".
The "Bear Girl" died several months back in one of the saddest stories I ever heard.
It seems that she met the right bear and decided to settle down. They bought a nice split-level cave with a white picket fence and it was in a very nice neighborhood.
After some time, and a great deal of planning and discussion, they decided to start a family.
She, after several months with no luck, began taking fertility pills and became pregnant soon after.
Then, in what's bound to be an NBC Movie Of The Week, the young wife died during cub birth. She never got to lick the afterbirth from her newborn cub's coat.
I still get choked up when I hear about it.
The girl in the pick would have nothing to do with a bear. She's been dating the same platypus for almost 2 years now and they seem very happy. I wish them the best.


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