I'm crying...BUT WITH HAPPINESS!



But in all seriousness, go suck a lemon.

I like lemons, so thank you.

Something quick.

Outside of the morgue, the sun is out to show that it is morning, the zombies of the teen and the two cops stumble out of the door, one of the cops has had his leg chewed to the bone, the other has had it's left cheek ripped off and his stomach torn open a small bit. They walk sluggishly through the woods, bumping into each other from time to time. Eventually the bone in the gnawed-up leg of the cop snaps and his zombie falls face-first on the ground, it starts to drag itself along the ground, it grabs the leg of the other cop to pull itself forward but ends up tripping it. That zombie manages to get up, leaving a pile of intestines on the ground, the end is still inside of the zombie so it drags the organ behind it, the zombies emerge from the woods and onto the street, the zombie of the teenager has gone ahead of the other two while they were on the ground. As soon as the leading zombie makes it to the road he is flattened by a truck, the driver gets out and rushes to the body which now looks like a tomato dropped from a 5th-story window. The intestine-dragging zombie stumbles into the road toward the trucker.

Killer writing, Mass..... I dig the depth of my characters smart-ass-ness. :D

Yeh, all the characters are so great and so cool!



In all seriousness, if you like lemons, I'm taking the lemon off you.

Is lemon slang for penis in your parts?

What you been huffin' boy?

Anyway, NEXT PART!

I wish I was a cloud... then I'd be able to know what it's like to have an airplane inside of me without dying...

Inside of the school library, James sits at the computer typing slowly and oddly, using his pointer fingers on the keys, another student sits next to him.

Student: Hey, James.

James: What's up, Brian?

Brian: You know Jennifer, right?

James: No I don't.

Brian: I didn't say which Jennifer I was talking about.

James: Don't know any Jennifer.

Brian: I saw Mahoney talking to her, he's your best friend.

James: Just because we're best friends doesn't mean I know everyone he knows, we aren't butt buddies.

Brian: Well, do you know if she has a screen name?

James: Don't have a computer.

Brian: Well, do you know her number?

James: Don't have a phone.

Brian: I used your phone yesterday.

James: ...

James looks at the computer screen for a moment, then back at Brian.

James: No you didn't.

Brian: I remember saying "James can I use your phone."

James: Must have been some other James.

Brian: But...

James: Oh Jesus Christ, can't you take a fucking hint?

Brian: What?

James: Mahoney's trying to get with Jennifer and I'm sure as shit not gonna help somebody get with the girl my best friend likes.

Brian: M... Mahoney likes her?

James: Yeah, now I'd appreciate it if you would fuck off so I could...

The bell rings to signal the beginning of class.

James: God damn it, Brian.

James gets up and walks away, after a few seconds he returns to the computer, ignoring Brian. He clicks print and grabs what he's finished of his story then runs off to class. He meets up with Mahoney as he comes to the top of the stairs, they both walk into the classroom that Jennifer was just leaving, they sit down in their seats, their teacher, the black-haired man from the beginning enters holding a mug of coffee.

You're really good with characters and make me laugh. *thumbs up* Keep up the good work :D

great going MM...