haha...anyone that's ever spoke to me knows that.

i couldnt ..

no way ... not a gliggling sex story ...
i dont have a story like that.



forget i ever mentioned it.

Well...The first story is a long one...But, I'll make it short...

This one did NOT involve alcohol:

I was 17 ...It was my first time...I had no brothers, so I'd never seen 'one' before...It wasn't what I expected...I couldn't help it...I couldn't stop laughing....He got upset...



This one DID involve alcohol (but, not sex) :

It was at Jekyll And Hyde's...Christoph was wearing a long, floor-length leather skirt...I did NOT know that he didn't wear anything under it...Until I was playing around and lifted it up (laughing) :o ...Everyone found out that night, that he doesn't wear anything under his skirts...

This is Christoph...and it was THIS skirt...

If....for some reason...I found myself in a skirt.. I wouldn't wear anything underneath either.It must be so liberating to let your "boys" flop and hang as they see fit.
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_aug2003/Kilt.jpg

Me too...But, not during sex...That's when I get serious ;)

Well...Maybe until some giggling drunk chick lifts it up, in front of the bar, in a crowded nightclub....lol




When Dustin wears a skirt on stage...He doesn't wear anything under it, either...But, he just does it for the 'shock value'...

he better not get his sweaty member too close to a mike stand or he'll be the guy getting the 'shock value' :D

so ... i'm going out on a limb here .. dont want to rattle any feathers ... but ..

do you think ole Christoph here swings toward a 'goth' persuasion ?


:D

My main concern then would be for the public's safety. The panic that would ensue when the stunned crowd, thinking they where in the middle of some Anaconda movie, made a beeline for the door.







ok....I live in a fantasy.