Weekends roll by way to fast ::sad::

Hey hey! What up y'all? I just been grindin' out the winter...check this shit out tho..I came across a zombie deer in town the other day. No shit! I mean this creature was FUHHCKED UP yo...
So this things standin' on the corner, under a yield sign tryin' to eat a dead weed stickin' outta a snowbank. And when I say standin' I mean it's tryin' to balance on these four spindly legs. You could tell that it was stunted and it's head was too big for its body. It's stomach was all sucked in and it's rib cage was all jutted out at hard angles.
Covered in mangy,bristly fur. No doe eyes on this thing either...it bobbled its misshapen head to look at me thru dark beady eyes with balls of pus in the corner of the sockets.
My second thought, after my initial reaction of What the fuck!!!??? Was damn somebody needs to shoot that thing! ::big grin::

Bhí maidin ag éirí as cúnamh dÚsachtach dÚsachtach.

Maybe it was old and had been hit by car/s or some such before?
It's weird how you can see animals that have been so damaged still managing to drag themselves around.

We have these birds here called the Indian Myna, related to starlings.
Considered a pest, yet it's close relative the comparatively much more asshole-ish "noisy myna" is protected.
Anyways...average looking bird. small/medium in size, perhaps slightly smaller than a pigeon, scavengers more than anything.

I don't mind them myself...if they have one thing going for them, it's complexity in their language. They have sqwauks, chirps, this kind of buzzing and this clicking thing they do.

So the point of telling this...while on the zombie type animals...occasionally you see one that has this weird condition. Never researched it to know what it is, but here's a "normal" one, followed by one with this condition.

edit: Ok so the fuckwit forum flipped them around.

Roughly translated from the Gaelic

That's some crazy shit man.

I mean like shot and burned...preferably with the head cut off kinda thing.
I've seen plenty of deer lookin' lean in the winter before, but this thing was scary lookin'...
Guess it had chronic wasting disease...The CDC calls it "a rare progressive neurodegenerative disorder"....yeah sure ok..
One of top ways a zombie apocalypse starts is transmission thru consumption of meat.
I never saw a critter so fucked up before...

And yet it lives on. Sad but amazing.

Someone needs to fuck it and give us our zombies already...