Oh yeah celebrating some freedom guys. My girlfriend dumped me as of last week.

From the tone of your post I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad for you. ::big grin::

Well he sounds pretty damn happy about it although I was under the impression a month or so ago or whenever it was you posted that picture of the two of you that things were going well.

Her loss. You ok, grasshopper?

I feel like joining the priesthood and then hanging myself in a cemetery so that I can open up the gates of hell. ::smile::

https://youtu.be/gIkpbWlZxFA

When I was at the crosswalk earlier walking back home from 7-Eleven, which is just across the street from my apartment complex, I was approached by some random guy who asked me if I had a "crystal contact" ::big grin::

Lol I once had a similar experience. I was walking home from my grandfather's house and had to cut through a Walmart parking lot and next thing I know this weird woman walks up to me. I used to have a metal necklace shaped like a nude woman and this lady was looking at my necklace and said something about being the woman in my necklace. ::stick out tongue::

Really I was pretty much confused about the break up. Our relationship was perfect. Shit, I don't think we even ever had an argument. All I know is I get back home late from work. 8:00 p.m. as a matter of fact. 3am to 8pm, God I hope that never happens again.
I get back late she texts me and I quote:

1: *** I need to talk to you, now.
2: Okay, what's up wolf?
1: I need to talk to on your house phone. I have to tell you this in words.
1: ****** I am in bed. I'm tired. I've got to get up at 4 and mom and dad are in the living room watching tv where the only house phone is and I am sure as hell not going to interrupt them. It's not like we're breaking up are we?
2: (thumbs up)
1: What?
2: Oh shoot ignore that. That was an accident.
1: Oh, thank God my heart raced for a moment there.
2: Oh it raced for a reason.
1: .....
1: Damn it, drop the cloak and dagger and tell me. You're killing me here.
2: I can't drop the dagger that's what hurts.

And we go back and forth for about 10 minutes
And finally get her to say what I already knew the answer too.

2: i want you to understand I still love you with all my heart, but can't be in a relationship with you anymore.::roll eyes::

Back and forth some more
I convince her to think about what she is doing. Dumb move cost me a nights sleep. She thinks aboutit . At 4:30

1: I've made my decision. I can't be with you anymore good bye.

Aaaand that was it.
It was so awkward and abrupt that I still don't have any idea what the heckland happened. I was a gentleman to her. I treated her well, hell I never cursed in front of her not even a damn.
It's so weird our last date was 2 days before and we were happy and having a good time watching horror movies, going for walks and all.
I don't know. Damn I didn't even cry at our break up I was so befuddled. I was hurt yes, but mostly confused
I feel like hank hills here.

Is é an chéad ghrá a chailleadh ná gráin cruithneachta a chailleadh ón bhfómhar.

That was the shittiest Friday too.
This little bastard below was what got me home late.

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