Hmmmm......

How about: Ash, with an angry chimp sidekick, who has a miniature chainsaw for a hand, fights zombie Bruce Lee.

or a vampire !

No,no, no.... You're all missing the points of the Bruce Lee/Angry Chimp things...

For this hypothetical scenario to take place, Bruce would still have to be alive.


Basically the debate was this....

Could one of the world's toughest muthafuckas fight an irate chimp & win (Irate as in you just punched it's baby or stole a banana right out of his hand or soemthing... or would the chimp win against any human?

That was the original debate my friends and I had. Then we just gave the human a name because Bruce Lee was widely regarded as a pretty tough dude in his day.


And for the record. I dont think the chimp would have any chance at all against a trained fighter that can kill in one strike.

if a primate got a hold of bruce lee it could rip his head off ..

but i dont think it'd get a hand on him..

Yeah, that's sorta the circle we go round and round in.

haha

I personally dont think the chimp would get any sort of move of at all before Bruce Lee killed it, but even if the chimp jumped at Bruce I would think he could deflect an attack for a few seconds to get one of his own off...

Bruce Lee > Angry Chimp



And that just MIGHT be the greatest thread I ever created.