Gey cocken oyf der vant = go shit on the wall

Kush in toches arein = kiss my ass

'Just one thing dude, do you have to cuss so much?'

'What the fuck you talking about man?"

HAVA NAGILA LET US REJOICE & BE GLAD

Hava nagila, fuck hava nagila
Hava nagila shit venis'mecha

Repeat

Hava neranena, cock hava neranena
Hava neranena bitch venis'mecha

Uru, uru fucker achim
Uru shit achim piss belev fuck same'ach

no

I used to NEVER use 'inappropriate' language until a few years ago when I started hanging out with mostly musicians....It wears off on ya.....The foul-mouthed fuckers...






OH...My mother still can't get used to hearing me cuss...If I say, "shit" in her front yard she has a fit...I get, "I can't believe you're talking like that, what's wrong with you?...You never used to do that...Shhh, the neighbors are gonna hear you" Dustin absolutely LOVES that last part...As a matter of fact, we were at my mother's house 2 weeks ago, standing in the front yard, I had an itch, and I turned to Dustin and said, "OMG...I just scratched my ass in mom's front yard...What if the neighbors saw me?!...And OMG...I just said 'ASS' TOO!!!"...Dustin sprayed his pop out of his mouth...and all over my shirt...LMFAO!!!

For sure :D

HAHA!! here i am insluting you and i win by flattery...thats like getting me raging mad then saying im cute when im mad...i guess you win by cruelty... fat chance for that poetry now eh? :p

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I have a lot of trouble swearing in real life. I try to swear yet the words don't come out right. I feel a bit awkward saying it. So usually I don't swear.

Does anyone else have this problem?