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Elvis_Christ 01-18-2005 08:23 AM

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... this is so about horror (which gets so much discussion on here anyway) This whole site seems to be about Friday The 13th, Halloween, Exorcist (+ anything obvious), miget's cocks. Fuck it's no wonder anyone from a couple of years ago comes here anymore. It's seems this place is all about how many post you've had (despite substance....)

But I like comming here maybe I just need more fucking booze in me.....................I type so good when I'm drunk.

ShankS 01-18-2005 09:10 AM

if you don't like it, you could always go on a long walk in search of Isengard.

urgeok 01-18-2005 09:23 AM

it disturbs me that in this day and age people would still have that midget prejudice.

EXTR3MIST 01-19-2005 02:17 PM

Hey, chill the hell out -

Any comedy sex-related thread is apt to go a little off the rails - so far we've had suggested rape techniques, sludge hammers, peeping toms and a fantastic MC Hammer gag.

God bless cyberspace.

Kitty 01-19-2005 02:40 PM

yea i would proablly stop after that!:(

wood_elf_pansy 01-19-2005 05:06 PM

What was your name again?
O I lied about my age... I am only 14.
Oops.
How long has that been there?
Um... that makes me feel like I have to poop.
Now where is your brother?

bloodrayne 01-19-2005 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wood_elf_pansy
Um... that makes me feel like I have to poop.

That one actually made me laugh :D

wood_elf_pansy 01-20-2005 02:35 PM

its a little crooked.
my father touched me like that once. he is still wearing orthopedic shirts to this day.
don't make me touch that.
i forgot i put it in there.
hahahahahaha. that was funny.
look what i found.
do you have a dog? if yes--> then tell it to stop licking me there. if no--> then what feels like sandpaper?
do you have any popcorn?
get out!

The STE 01-20-2005 02:44 PM

During: Lets try something different. Get me a flashlight and a wet suit.


After: Oh, God, I smell like woodchips and grandmas now


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