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I've noticed the cover of The House on Pine Street several times and the story sounds like something for me, but for different reasons I've either been too tired or not in the right mood to give it a try. Well, now that you asked I decided to sit down and watch it. I don't mind when odd sounds and doors opening and closing by themselves are being used in the beginning of a haunted house movie, but when that's all that's happening throughout the entire thing it pisses me off. Also, i got really tired of looking at the main characters confused and irritated facial expressions. Didn't matter if she was home alone or at a party she still had the same expression, as if she was constantly thinking "someone has farted and it's not me". So, to sum it up. Didn't like it. |
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Deadpool (2016)
I guess if Ant-Man and of all people can get his own movie (and a pretty good one at that), then Deadpool can finally get his own movie. Luckily, Fox bounced back from its monumental flop Fantastic Four last August with the pretty decent R-rated comic book flick Deadpool. In Deadpool, Wade Wilson is a mercenary in New York City when he meets a woman named Vanessa at a local bar. They hook up, and a year later, Wade pops the question with a ring pop which she accepts. Wade then collapses and is later diagnosed with terminal cancer. One night at the bar, he meets a recruiter from a secret program who offers an experimental treatment for his cancer. Wade declines and leaves, but he later reconsiders the offer and leaves Vanessa in the middle of the night to receive the treatment. The procedure involves getting tortured for weeks on end until a mutation occurs, and Wade is severely disfigured in the process, although his cancer is cured, and he's practically immortal. Wade escapes the facility that looks exactly like the torture chamber in Hostel and vows revenge on the person who did this to him. Oh, and somehow he's aware that he's in a movie. For all its intents and purposes, Deadpool is a very fun and sometimes funny movie, although not all the jokes hit, and it gets a little exhausting towards the end. The ridiculous, over-the-top violence also makes the movie unnaturally entertaining for a comic book flick. Hopefully more R-rated superhero movies are made in the future. Deadpool's ability to break the fourth wall also makes the film more interesting, but it causes the plot to suffer somewhat. A lot of the backstory is told by Deadpool in flashbacks, causing the film to jump around in time a lot. Deadpool may not be the crowning achievement of comic book movies, but it's entertaining enough to watch in the theater. I'm sure it'll be the perfect movie at 12 year old boys slumber parties after their parents have gone to sleep. 7/10 |
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7/10 I actually really like this movie. The main surgeon guy is great, the gore is decent, the cinematography isn't bad at all, and although some of the acting (especially from the two main girls) is a bit iffy to start with, they do seem to come into their own much more as the film goes on, and by the time they had actually made the 'centipede' I found them very believable. They also chucked in a little bit of humor, mostly during the first 1/3, which worked for me, and all in all the 4.5 this got on IMBD was quite harsh IMO. |
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Exeter, 2015. 7/10
 I fucking love this film. It's the third time I've watched it. It's mental. Teens party in an abandoned insane asylum that was for young adults. They have massive amount of drugs and liquor. They decide to play with the occult and things go awry. One of them gets possessed by a demon of the mental asylum. The others try an exorcism by an internet app that comes along with pictures. You can find it on NetFlix. Bloodlust aka Vampires, 2014. 6/10 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CT-XlXvWwAAWiot.jpg Cut Her Out, 2014. 6/10 http://web-dl.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cut.jpg A woman tries to come to grips with the massive abuse of her mother with the help of a doctor who is also her love interest. Very cool gory, bloody images as she searches through her mind. ROSHIQ!, I have misseth thou! ::love:: |
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