I do not have a picture of myself I can send you but I will describe myself.

I have very large sensual hands.
A strong nose.
Stumpy toes
Lofty legs and jogger knees
a broad face shaped like a satellite dish
banana fingers
a triangle smile
lovely thin hair

my best features are my slim ankles and my right eye.
my worst feature is my left eye.

I wear tracksuit bottoms and t-shirt. some people say my skin is oily but that is because i sweat more than most.

I live on my own and am between relationships.

I am a very good listener.

And this has to do with photographs because.....

You realise you just described this guy...

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k3...g/uwe-boll.jpg

He has an unattractive face and big ears.

It's like when a kid finds an adult he's aloud to swear in front of. They just go nuts the first few days.

Or like when a relationship failure finds a lover on a forum, they just go nuts for the first few days... or wait... It's been weeks now.;)




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Yea, I realize that was harsh, but it was in good timing. Still love you :D

Yes, like that.

Actually I lost a bet on the the Notre Dame vs. Ohio State game a couple of years ago. The following year I grew a sweet stache and shaved my hair into a mullet. So it's become kind of a tradition that I do something stupid every year... the second weekend in June.

Hey kiddo, whatever makes you happy :) I can't hate on a Nirvana addict :D